Reasons why the Glastonbury Music Festival in England is better than the Coachella Music Festival in the U.S.:
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- During Kanye West's performance at Coachella this year, not one person flew a flag of Kim Kardashian sucking Ray-J's dick. Not one. Your move, 2016 crowd at Coachella
Kim Kardashian in the June issue of Vogue Brazil
Ugh, here we go again. On last night's mid-season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians
, Kim Kardashian revealed she was pregnant with baby #2. Kanye West is believed to be the father, but we'll have to wait for official confirmation on that. *crosses fingers and hopes baby is born half-Mexican*
In all seriousness, congratulations to Kim, Kanye, and Kim's moms Kris and Bruce. Lucky little kid -- twice the grandmas means twice the presents!
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Kanye West, President Obama, and Kim Kardashian
Maybe because people weren't talking about her and her T-Mobile Super Bowl commercial enough (I will never give you my business now, T-Mobile), Kim Kardashian tweeted a picture taken last year of Kanye West and herself with President Obama. And of course the president wrote them a personalized note. Kim meeting the president is actually a pretty historical event. It marks the first time a porn star has been in the Oval Office since the Clinton administration.
Kim Kardashian at Taco Bell in L.A.
Kim Kardashian married Kanye West in a ridiculously lavish ceremony at the Forte di Belvedere outside Florence earlier this year. The estimated cost of the ceremony was well into the millions, and featured performances by John Legend and famed Italian tenor Andrea Bocelli. Yesterday Kim was spotted at Taco Bell in L.A. Hey, here's a fun game we can play; it's called: Guess the True Kim Kardashian
1. Italian Castle Kim
2. Taco Bell Kim
Hint: She tried to order Nachos Bell Grande at her rehearsal dinner
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Has the psychological term been invented yet for your daughter playing with a doll of yourself? If not, I like the ring of "ultranarcissism." I already have the perfect picture for the Wikipedia entry:
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on their way to lunch at L'Avenue restaurant in Paris
Note to Kanye West and Kim Kardashian: Just because you wear something that no one's ever worn before doesn't make you fashion trendsetters. It makes you fucking stupid.
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Kim Kardashian leaving her apartment in New York
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West ran up a $20k bill at Castle Oliver in Ireland on their honeymoon, and then skipped out on the bill. Hah! Fuck those family run businesses! Fags! From Radar
According to a source, they packed up after dinner complaining the castle was "too big" and that cellphone reception was dismal, checking in to the Ballyfin House in Co Laois instead.
But according to hotel insiders, the hotel had already ordered countless items to satisfy their over-the-top demands, and when Kimye reversed the deposit on their American Express card, the hotel staff were left on the hook for thousands!
Now, "everyone involved in making their honeymoon perfect at Castle Oliver has been completely burned," said the source. "We're not just talking about the hotel, but providers from all around the local area who gave their services and time in good faith that Kim and Kanye would pay them. But they won't get their money back."
I know everyone likes to poke fun at Kim Kardashian, but in all honestly, she's a truly horrible person. There's a catch to everything; a selfish motive to every action she takes. It must be a terrible way to live your life. Even Kim Jong-Un occasionally visits a children's hospital without tipping off the press beforehand. And sure, those children are in that hospital because he buys missiles instead of medicine, but still, you get the point: Kim Kardashian is worse than a North Korean dictator.*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
A dream third wedding for Kim
Kris Jenner is "seething" that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian didn't cash in on their wedding pictures, and instead released them to the internet. The New York Post
says they turned down international offers of $11 million for the pics. International? Hell, I'm assuming. From the paper:
Kardashian klan mastermind Jenner, however, "very much wanted to sell the pictures," a source says, pointing out that Jenner gets commission on her kids' business interests. The source told Page Six, "Kris was none too happy."
But West had other ideas. "Kanye is taking a page from [Jay-Z and Beyonce], who own their photos," a source said.
Another source close to Kim insisted that Jenner had nothing to do with her decision to turn down money for the wedding photos. "These are Kim's wedding pictures," the insider said. "Kim and Kanye were getting offers for money, and they decided with their teams not to take any."
I like how the Post
says that Kanye "and Kim" decided not to sell the pics. Make no mistake, this was 100% Kanye's decision. Kim won't turn down a nickel she finds on the sidewalk. Getting her to give up $11 million for doing literally no work whatsoever is like getting Jonah Hill to give up donut cheeseburgers
. You can try, but you're gonna lose an arm.
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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian at Ploskovice Castle in Ploskovice Czech Republic
Is it possible that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West could get any more annoying? Yes, actually, it is. Because now they're tonguing each other in public. That's the two of them at Kanye's stylist Renelou Padora's wedding in the Czech Republic over the weekend. Yes, they both wore white to a wedding. Tacky assholes
. They better have bought Renelou a really nice blender.
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Rob Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport
I don't want to write too much about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding because fuck them (if you want to know how dignified the event was, Joe Francis was there), but I did want to give some props to Rob Kardashian for doing his best to ruin the affair. He bailed on the wedding and flew back to L.A. because he hates his family (hey, me too!). From x17
A source tells X17online, Kim and Rob had it out Friday before the lunch at friend/designer Valentino's chateau. Kim wanted the departure from Paris to look like a catwalk, with every member of the Kardashian clan wearing beautiful Valentino couture and looking like a million bucks. Obviously Rob didn't fit into that plan and that's when the war began ...
"Rob said he was sickened by Kim and Kanye's display of wealth and clothes and beauty and called it 'superficial bullshit' but Kim was pissed that Rob hadn't made an effort to drop any weight over the past few months. Rob basically thinks Kim cares about him only for his appearance and he said he'd 'make life easier' for her and just leave."
Rob Kardashian -- a confirmed Kardashian -- is sickened by ostentatious displays of wealth? Is 27 too old to give a child up for adoption? Because Kris Jenner will drop his ass faster than a handful of pennies. I kid, I kid . . . Kris Jenner would never drop a handful of pennies.
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