Kanye West


Kim Kardashian leaving her apartment in New York (6/25)

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West ran up a $20k bill at Castle Oliver in Ireland on their honeymoon, and then skipped out on the bill. Hah! Fuck those family run businesses! Fags! From Radar:
According to a source, they packed up after dinner complaining the castle was "too big" and that cellphone reception was dismal, checking in to the Ballyfin House in Co Laois instead.

But according to hotel insiders, the hotel had already ordered countless items to satisfy their over-the-top demands, and when Kimye reversed the deposit on their American Express card, the hotel staff were left on the hook for thousands!

Now, "everyone involved in making their honeymoon perfect at Castle Oliver has been completely burned," said the source. "We're not just talking about the hotel, but providers from all around the local area who gave their services and time in good faith that Kim and Kanye would pay them. But they won't get their money back."
I know everyone likes to poke fun at Kim Kardashian, but in all honestly, she's a truly horrible person. There's a catch to everything; a selfish motive to every action she takes. It must be a terrible way to live your life. Even Kim Jong-Un occasionally visits a children's hospital without tipping off the press beforehand. And sure, those children are in that hospital because he buys missiles instead of medicine, but still, you get the point: Kim Kardashian is worse than a North Korean dictator.

*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Honeymoon Scam 1
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A dream third wedding for Kim

Kris Jenner is "seething" that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian didn't cash in on their wedding pictures, and instead released them to the internet. The New York Post says they turned down international offers of $11 million for the pics. International? Hell, I'm assuming. From the paper:
Kardashian klan mastermind Jenner, however, "very much wanted to sell the pictures," a source says, pointing out that Jenner gets commission on her kids' business interests. The source told Page Six, "Kris was none too happy."

But West had other ideas. "Kanye is taking a page from [Jay-Z and Beyonce], who own their photos," a source said.

Another source close to Kim insisted that Jenner had nothing to do with her decision to turn down money for the wedding photos. "These are Kim's wedding pictures," the insider said. "Kim and Kanye were getting offers for money, and they decided with their teams not to take any."
I like how the Post says that Kanye "and Kim" decided not to sell the pics. Make no mistake, this was 100% Kanye's decision. Kim won't turn down a nickel she finds on the sidewalk. Getting her to give up $11 million for doing literally no work whatsoever is like getting Jonah Hill to give up donut cheeseburgers. You can try, but you're gonna lose an arm.

*11 Kanye Kim pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kanye Kim Wedding Picture Sale 1
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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian at Ploskovice Castle in Ploskovice Czech Republic (5/31)

Is it possible that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West could get any more annoying? Yes, actually, it is. Because now they're tonguing each other in public. That's the two of them at Kanye's stylist Renelou Padora's wedding in the Czech Republic over the weekend. Yes, they both wore white to a wedding. Tacky assholes. They better have bought Renelou a really nice blender.

*25 Kim and Kanye pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kanye Gross Kiss 1
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Rob Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport (5/24)

I don't want to write too much about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding because fuck them (if you want to know how dignified the event was, Joe Francis was there), but I did want to give some props to Rob Kardashian for doing his best to ruin the affair. He bailed on the wedding and flew back to L.A. because he hates his family (hey, me too!). From x17:
A source tells X17online, Kim and Rob had it out Friday before the lunch at friend/designer Valentino's chateau. Kim wanted the departure from Paris to look like a catwalk, with every member of the Kardashian clan wearing beautiful Valentino couture and looking like a million bucks. Obviously Rob didn't fit into that plan and that's when the war began ...

"Rob said he was sickened by Kim and Kanye's display of wealth and clothes and beauty and called it 'superficial bullshit' but Kim was pissed that Rob hadn't made an effort to drop any weight over the past few months. Rob basically thinks Kim cares about him only for his appearance and he said he'd 'make life easier' for her and just leave."
Rob Kardashian -- a confirmed Kardashian -- is sickened by ostentatious displays of wealth? Is 27 too old to give a child up for adoption? Because Kris Jenner will drop his ass faster than a handful of pennies. I kid, I kid . . . Kris Jenner would never drop a handful of pennies.

*15 Rob Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rob Kardashian Fatty Fight 1
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Don't do it, Kanye. You can still walk away.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West shopping in Paris (4/14)

A source tells Life & Style that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially married. The two are planning a ceremony in Paris for later this month, but they got their marriage license last week. This will be Kim's third marriage since 2000, but gay people still can't get married in some states. Makes total sense.
"Kim and Kanye are now married on paper. They got their license in California over the past few days," the source said.
TMZ adds:
We're told it's strictly on the QT ... so much so they got a "confidential" marriage license so no one officially knows. With a confidential license, K&K won't have to appear publicly at a courthouse to get married ... instead, an official from the court will actually go to them and perform the ceremony privately in their home.
Congratulations to the happy couple. And in particular, Kanye. You can tell that he is head over heels in love with Kim. I don't think I've seen a picture of him yet where he doesn't look absolutely ecstatic to be with her. Nope, not one. Especially in this gallery. Thrilled, he is. Absolutely. Fucking. Thrilled.

*25 Kim and Kanye pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kanye Already Married 1
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at a movie theater in Calabasas (3/14)

Does Kim Kardashin have to buy two tickets when she goes to the movies? I feel like she should have to buy two tickets.

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Movie Theater Ass 1
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Kim Kardashian out and about in Hollywood (3/3)

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are currently in the middle of hammering out their prenup before they get married this summer. Kanye didn't even want one because he's a fucking lunatic, but the two are close to finalizing a deal that will most certainly see Kim file for divorce in exactly 10 years. A source told Radar:
"The entire process for the prenup for Kim and Kanye has been extremely easy, and relatively drama free. Kanye didn't even think the couple needed a prenup, and was ready to give Kim carte blanche to all of his financial assets. Yes, he loves Kim that much. There is a huge difference from Kim's prenup with Kris Humphries... the preparation of their agreement went on for several months. It was long and tedious."

Among the prenup details, for every year Kim is married to Kanye, she will get $1 million, capped at $10 million, the title of their Bel Air mansion will be in Kim's name, even though Kanye is footing a majority of the bill, and the sex tape star will keep all jewelry and gifts given to her by Kanye.
$2,739.72/day for 10 years for not dumping Kanye. And I thought I was pussy-whipped because I bought my fiancee flowers the other day. Kanye totally has me beat.

*10 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Prenup Details 1
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Kim Kardashian new handpainted Birkin bag

Kim Kardashian instagrammed a picture of her Christmas present from Kanye West, an Hermes Birkin bag custom painted by artist George Condo. I honestly thought it was a gag gift when I first saw it, but then Kim was spotted proudly carrying it around Beverly Hills yesterday. My mom always taught me that if I don't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all. Fuck that. That thing is the tackiest, most hideous thing I've seen in my life. It looks like something the on-set doctor would carry for the filming of a gangbang. In other words, it's perfect for Kim!

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Ugly Birkin Bag 1
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