Kanye West


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at a movie theater in Calabasas (3/14)

Does Kim Kardashin have to buy two tickets when she goes to the movies? I feel like she should have to buy two tickets.

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Kim Kardashian out and about in Hollywood (3/3)

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are currently in the middle of hammering out their prenup before they get married this summer. Kanye didn't even want one because he's a fucking lunatic, but the two are close to finalizing a deal that will most certainly see Kim file for divorce in exactly 10 years. A source told Radar:
"The entire process for the prenup for Kim and Kanye has been extremely easy, and relatively drama free. Kanye didn't even think the couple needed a prenup, and was ready to give Kim carte blanche to all of his financial assets. Yes, he loves Kim that much. There is a huge difference from Kim's prenup with Kris Humphries... the preparation of their agreement went on for several months. It was long and tedious."

Among the prenup details, for every year Kim is married to Kanye, she will get $1 million, capped at $10 million, the title of their Bel Air mansion will be in Kim's name, even though Kanye is footing a majority of the bill, and the sex tape star will keep all jewelry and gifts given to her by Kanye.
$2,739.72/day for 10 years for not dumping Kanye. And I thought I was pussy-whipped because I bought my fiancee flowers the other day. Kanye totally has me beat.

*10 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Prenup Details 1
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Kim Kardashian new handpainted Birkin bag

Kim Kardashian instagrammed a picture of her Christmas present from Kanye West, an Hermes Birkin bag custom painted by artist George Condo. I honestly thought it was a gag gift when I first saw it, but then Kim was spotted proudly carrying it around Beverly Hills yesterday. My mom always taught me that if I don't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all. Fuck that. That thing is the tackiest, most hideous thing I've seen in my life. It looks like something the on-set doctor would carry for the filming of a gangbang. In other words, it's perfect for Kim!

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Ugly Birkin Bag 1
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Kim Kardashian shopping in Beverly Hills (12/16)

Kanye West is dropping $250k on making sure that Kim Kardashian always looks her best on his current Yeezus tour. Notice I didn't say "always looks pretty" -- because she's not. She's starting to develop that weird plastic Joker look to her face that seems to afflict those that have lived with Bruce Jenner for 5+ years. From Radar:
"Kanye has told Kim he will spare no expense to make her look ready to go to a major photo shoot whenever she desires. So, Kim's hair stylist, make-up artist, and stylist all based in Los Angeles, are on call 24/7, ready to get on a private jet to be whisked to her location,"  a source close to the couple tells Radar.

"Kim only trusts her team to make her look gorgeous and doesn't want to work with outsiders. This doesn't come cheap, and Kanye will shell out $250,000 just while he is on tour for Kim's glam squad. The money doesn't mean anything to him because Kanye wants his lady to look perfect."
Well, will ya' look at that. For a guy who brags incessantly about how good he has it, Kanye seems a little insecure over his porn star baby mamma's looks. I don't blame him. I've seen a few of the phony-makeupless pics that Fatso's allowed to be released over the years, so I definitely know the world of hurt that Kanye would rather forget. If dog-faced Kanye West wants to keep Kim under wraps, you know it's hardcore. Now I see why Yeezy wants to embark on a 10-year-tour once this one is over -- not that it makes a difference. As long as there's money in the air, it's not that easy to throw a Kardashian off your trail.

*20 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Huge Beauty Army 1
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Kanye West leaving his home in Miami (11/30)

The good news? An amazing 4,500 people attended Kanye West's concert at the Sprint Center in Kansas City on Tuesday night. The bad news? The arena holds 19,250. That's 77% undersold. Ouch. At least traffic wasn't too bad trying to leave the arena. From the Kansas City Star:
The most shocking aspect of Kanye West's spectacular concert Tuesday night at the Sprint Center wasn't another suspect remark from the brash rapper. The meager attendance of less than 4,500 seemed inconceivably small for one of the most vital artists in popular music. West almost certainly could have filled the Sprint Center five years ago.
If you think this is more people in Kansas City not looking Music instead of Kanye becoming a Kardashian and losing all credibility, consider this:

  • October 13, 2007: Elton John performed the inaugural concert at the arena. Tickets sold it in 90 minutes.
  • November 5-14, 2007. Garth Brooks performed nine shows. All were sold out in less than two hours.
  • March 17, 2012: 18,000+ attended a concert by Jason Aldean.
It's literally my job to know about celebrities and I've never heard of Jason Aldean. He might be made up. A fictional character outdrew Kanye West by 13,500 people. Wow.

*5 Kanye West pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kanye West Kansas City Concert 1
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West shopping in Miami (11/29)

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have allegedly taken up yoga to spice up their sex life. But don't get your hopes up because it may be a few months before the sex tape leaks. So be patient. A source told OK!:
"Kim says if their bodies are more flexible, it will make their love life even better. She has convinced him that it's good for his state of mind and if he finds inner peace, he will be even more creative ... Kanye likes to see himself as spiritual and a great thinker, and suddenly he's getting all enthusiastic about Buddhism and finding his karma."
"Yada yada yada want to make their love life even better blah blah blah..."
Translation: "Kanye West ain't hung like Reggie Bush or Brandy's little brother..."

I'm loving this. It's clear to me that the porn star has issues with Kanye's lack of drilling power and/or stamina. A humiliating fact for Kanye the Great (self-appointed), because he had to know that, at the first sign of trouble, fatso would take her complaints to the media -- after all, she has the subtlety and grace of a starving hyena. I can't wait to see Kanye's reaction when a video of his shortcomings is "stolen" and sold to the Vivid guys. Hopefully Team KKK has the grace and dignity to at least wait until after the new year, when things get slow for me.

*30 Kimye pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Yoga Sex 1
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in the music video for Bound2

THE WIND RECOGNIZES MY GREATNESS AND THUS PROPELS ME FORWARD WHEN I DRIVE AGAINST IT #yeezus #pornstarlove

Via Reddit


Kanye West's new music video is fucking hilarious

WANTED: Actress for A-list rapper's new music video that you'd swear was a Coors Light commercial if you only watched the first 30 seconds. Must be willing to have sex with said rapper cowgirl style on his motorcycle as he rides through the desert southwest rapping about having sex with you. Video may possibly be an elaborate troll, but is sure to provide a career boost. Lack of shame PREFERRED. Prior sex tape experience a MUST. Inquire within.

CHECK OUT THE UNCENSORED VIDEO FOR BOUND2 ON PAGE 2...

*17 Kim Kanye music video pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Music Video Sex 1
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Kanye West and Scott Disick leaving Maxfield in L.A. (11/13)

Awww, look. Kanye West and Scott Disick are walking around L.A. in matching shirts. How cute. So at what point does Kanye reveal that he secretly has a pussy? Before the wedding? After? I HAVE THE GREATEST SECRET PUSSY IN THE HISTORY OF SECRET PUSSIES.

*10 Kanye West and Scott Disick pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kanye West Scott Disick Matching Shirts 1
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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, October 26 and Sunday, October 27

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian celebrating her 33rd birthday at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Cacee Cobb out for a hike in Runyon Canyon in L.A. (pics start here)

Isla Fisher at the AIF Breakthrough Awards in L.A. (pics start here)

Taylor Swift leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Emmanuelle Chriqui shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Charlize Theron leaving the Beverly Hills Hot Springs Spa (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rosario Dawson leaving Barney's New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Holly Madison at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kat Von D shopping for art supplies in L.A. (pics start here)

Salma Hayek on the set of How to Make Love Like an Englishman in L.A. (pics start here)

Ashley Benson leaving The Gym on Nemo in West Hollywood (pics start here)

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