Kim Kardashian is this vain
Kim Kardashian posted a picture of her and Kanye West a few days ago to Instagram, but then quickly deleted it and reposted it a little bit later. Thanks to the power of the save button, we now know exactly how vain this bitch is: roughly, a quarter of an inch. Kim, there's no need to photoshoot away such minor imperfections in your photo under the false assumption that we'll all think less of you. We couldn't possibly think less of you, silly.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian out for lunch at Nobu in Malibu (7/11)
This'll never happen, but apparently Kanye West is trying to rally his famous Hidden Hills' neighbors together and establish a no fly zone over their neighborhood. Good luck with that. The only way Kanye is getting a no fly zone over his house is if he gets elected President. Aw crap, I shouldn't put any ideas into his head. From In Touch:
"Kanye has turned up on the doorsteps of Drake, LeAnn Rimes and David Boreanaz, asking for support," an insider exclusively tells In Touch Weekly. "Everyone thinks it's a great plan, so he's getting a petition ready. He's determined to make this happen."Oh yeah, Kanye wants a no fly zone to "protect North and Kim." He wants to protect himself. You know how much it hurts when a plane flies into your head?
"Kanye is all about protecting North and Kim," the insider explains.
*10 Kanye West pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in L.A. (8/6)
I never thought I would say this in a million years, but I'm voting for Donald Trump.
Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, July 29
Kanye West arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Victoria's Secret model Zo Nowak leaving Polish TV station TVN's studios in Warsaw (pics start here)
Katharine McPhee out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Lena Dunham on the set of Girls in New York (pics start here)
Mexican TV weather girl Yanet García in New York's Times Square (pics start here)
Halle Berry shopping with her daughter Nahla in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Ashlee Simpson and her husband Evan Ross leaving Rocco's Tavern in Studio City (pics start here)
Selena Gomez arriving for a dinner at Chiltern Firehouse in London (pics start here)
Selma Blair and her son Arthur leaving The Six Restaurant in Studio City (pics start here)
Catherine Missal at the premiere of Vacation at the Regency Village Theatre in Westwood (pics start here)
Tom Cruise leaving The Jon Stewart Show in New York (pics start here)
Holly Hagan at the Ego Professional Party at the Light Lounge in London (pics start here)
*102 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Reasons why the Glastonbury Music Festival in England is better than the Coachella Music Festival in the U.S.:
- During Kanye West's performance at Coachella this year, not one person flew a flag of Kim Kardashian sucking Ray-J's dick. Not one. Your move, 2016 crowd at Coachella
Kim Kardashian in the June issue of Vogue Brazil
Ugh, here we go again. On last night's mid-season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian revealed she was pregnant with baby #2. Kanye West is believed to be the father, but we'll have to wait for official confirmation on that. *crosses fingers and hopes baby is born half-Mexican*
In all seriousness, congratulations to Kim, Kanye, and Kim's moms Kris and Bruce. Lucky little kid -- twice the grandmas means twice the presents!
*5 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kanye West, President Obama, and Kim Kardashian
Maybe because people weren't talking about her and her T-Mobile Super Bowl commercial enough (I will never give you my business now, T-Mobile), Kim Kardashian tweeted a picture taken last year of Kanye West and herself with President Obama. And of course the president wrote them a personalized note. Kim meeting the president is actually a pretty historical event. It marks the first time a porn star has been in the Oval Office since the Clinton administration.
Kim Kardashian at Taco Bell in L.A. (10/19)
Kim Kardashian married Kanye West in a ridiculously lavish ceremony at the Forte di Belvedere outside Florence earlier this year. The estimated cost of the ceremony was well into the millions, and featured performances by John Legend and famed Italian tenor Andrea Bocelli. Yesterday Kim was spotted at Taco Bell in L.A. Hey, here's a fun game we can play; it's called: Guess the True Kim Kardashian.
1. Italian Castle Kim
2. Taco Bell Kim
Hint: She tried to order Nachos Bell Grande at her rehearsal dinner
*10 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Has the psychological term been invented yet for your daughter playing with a doll of yourself? If not, I like the ring of "ultranarcissism." I already have the perfect picture for the Wikipedia entry:
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on their way to lunch at L'Avenue restaurant in Paris (9/25)
Note to Kanye West and Kim Kardashian: Just because you wear something that no one's ever worn before doesn't make you fashion trendsetters. It makes you fucking stupid.
*30 Kanye and Kim pictures total in the gallery: