Kanye West leaving his home in Miami
The good news? An amazing 4,500 people attended Kanye West's concert at the Sprint Center in Kansas City on Tuesday night. The bad news? The arena holds 19,250. That's 77% undersold. Ouch. At least traffic wasn't too bad trying to leave the arena. From the Kansas City Star
The most shocking aspect of Kanye West's spectacular concert Tuesday night at the Sprint Center wasn't another suspect remark from the brash rapper. The meager attendance of less than 4,500 seemed inconceivably small for one of the most vital artists in popular music. West almost certainly could have filled the Sprint Center five years ago.
If you think this is more people in Kansas City not looking Music instead of Kanye becoming a Kardashian and losing all credibility, consider this:
- October 13, 2007: Elton John performed the inaugural concert at the arena. Tickets sold it in 90 minutes.
- November 5-14, 2007. Garth Brooks performed nine shows. All were sold out in less than two hours.
- March 17, 2012: 18,000+ attended a concert by Jason Aldean.
It's literally my job to know about celebrities and I've never heard of Jason Aldean. He might be made up. A fictional character outdrew Kanye West by 13,500 people. Wow.*5 Kanye West pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West shopping in Miami
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have allegedly taken up yoga to spice up their sex life. But don't get your hopes up because it may be a few months before the sex tape leaks. So be patient. A source told OK!
"Kim says if their bodies are more flexible, it will make their love life even better. She has convinced him that it's good for his state of mind and if he finds inner peace, he will be even more creative ... Kanye likes to see himself as spiritual and a great thinker, and suddenly he's getting all enthusiastic about Buddhism and finding his karma."
"Yada yada yada want to make their love life even better blah blah blah..."
Translation: "Kanye West ain't hung like Reggie Bush or Brandy's little brother..."
I'm loving this. It's clear to me that the porn star has issues with Kanye's lack of drilling power and/or stamina. A humiliating fact for Kanye the Great (self-appointed), because he had to know that, at the first sign of trouble, fatso would take her complaints to the media -- after all, she has the subtlety and grace of a starving hyena. I can't wait to see Kanye's reaction when a video of his shortcomings is "stolen" and sold to the Vivid guys. Hopefully Team KKK has the grace and dignity to at least wait until after the new year, when things get slow for me.*30 Kimye pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in the music video for Bound2
THE WIND RECOGNIZES MY GREATNESS AND THUS PROPELS ME FORWARD WHEN I DRIVE AGAINST IT #yeezus #pornstarloveVia Reddit
Kanye West's new music video is fucking hilarious WANTED
: Actress for A-list rapper's new music video that you'd swear was a Coors Light commercial if you only watched the first 30 seconds. Must be willing to have sex with said rapper cowgirl style on his motorcycle as he rides through the desert southwest rapping about having sex with you. Video may possibly be an elaborate troll, but is sure to provide a career boost. Lack of shame PREFERRED. Prior sex tape experience a MUST. Inquire within.CHECK OUT THE UNCENSORED VIDEO FOR BOUND2 ON PAGE 2...*17 Kim Kanye music video pictures total in the gallery:
Kanye West and Scott Disick leaving Maxfield in L.A.
Awww, look. Kanye West and Scott Disick are walking around L.A. in matching shirts. How cute. So at what point does Kanye reveal that he secretly has a pussy? Before the wedding? After? I HAVE THE GREATEST SECRET PUSSY IN THE HISTORY OF SECRET PUSSIES.*10 Kanye West and Scott Disick pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Saturday, October 26 and Sunday, October 27
and Kim Kardashian
celebrating her 33rd birthday at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas (pics start here
out for a hike in Runyon Canyon in L.A. (pics start here
at the AIF Breakthrough Awards in L.A. (pics start here
leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here
shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here
leaving the Beverly Hills Hot Springs Spa (pics start here
shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here
leaving Barney's New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here
at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (pics start here
Kat Von D
shopping for art supplies in L.A. (pics start here
on the set of How to Make Love Like an Englishman
in L.A. (pics start here
leaving The Gym on Nemo in West Hollywood (pics start here
*103 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian and her 15-cart ring
A fool and his money are soon parted. From the New York Daily News
Kanye proposed with a perfect, D flawless cushion cut diamond and worked with famed jeweler Lorraine Schwartz on the ring. According to Forevermark Diamond expert Adelaide Polk-Bauman, such a ring would set West back $7 million to $8 million. "This is exceptionally rare. Very few places in the world have diamonds such as that."
And the winner is . . . celebrity designer of tasteless jewelry to tacky stars, Lorraine Schwartz. Come on, don't tell me you guys thought that nutty Kanye would plunk down $8 million out of his own pocket in an effort to impress the world's most mainstream porn star. The only thing that impresses Kim is Kanye's ability to back his way into fame (unlike Kim, who had fame shot onto her face and chest by Ray J). That money is a mere bag of shells compared to the free advertising I'm giving Lorraine by putting her name in this post. I told you before, this whole relationship is just another front on Kris Jenner's war on grace and civility, with Kim as her Erwin Rommel -- minus the snappy uniform.*5 Kim Kardashian ring pictures total in the gallery:
Kanye West proposes to Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially engaged. The greatest human being to ever live, according to himself, popped the question in front of friends and family last night on Kim's 33rd birthday at AT&T Park in San Francisco (the two are in the Bay Area for Kanye's performance tonight in San Jose). As Kanye got down on one knee with the obscene 15-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond ring, the scoreboard flashed "PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!" with Kim accepting. A 50-piece orchestra was on hand to play songs from Lana Del Rey, Keri Hilson, Ne-Yo, and of course, Kanye himself. Everything was perfect. It was what every little girl dreams er third engagement would be like. Congrats, you two.*5 Kim Kanye engagement pictures total in the gallery:
Kanye West arriving at Fendi restaurant in Paris
I would cry a million tears of joy if Kanye West dumped Kim Kardashian for Miley Cyrus. It would bring that much pleasure to me. From In Touch Weekly
Kanye's fixation with Miley Cyrus' sexy VMAs performance has left Kim Kardashian "so embarrassed," says a pal. Miley, 20, revealed that Kanye visited her dressing room after seeing her rehearse the sexually charged number in August , and texted her the next day, saying: "I still can't quit thinking about your performance." The "Wrecking Ball" singer also boasted her "homie" gives her style advice and bought her five pairs of Celine fur slippers. "He loves Miley's energy," says a source. "He really repsects her." (Print Edition - 10/14)
So Kanye wants to plow Miley now that she looks like Justin Bieber's manlier body double? To each his own, I guess. Dudes can marry dudes now, so who am I to judge Kanye for wanting to get split by Boy George, version 2013? What's weird to me is that his PORN STAR baby mama, Kim Kardashian, was embarrassed by the tent Kanye's pitching for Miley. Fatso surrendered her right to be indignant when she married a Neanderthal for ratings and an $18 million payday. Kim is so desperate to extend her relationship into her dumb reality show that I bet Kanye could get her to run the video camera while Miley fisted him.*7 Kanye West pictures total in the gallery:
North West to make her debut on Kris Jenner's talk show
Despite sources that said he was "majorly annoyed
" by her request, Kanye West is debuting baby North West on Kris Jenner's talk show. The episode was filmed yesterday and is set to air on Friday. Hmmm, three day gap? Just enough time to jack up the ad rates and sell a shitload of commercials. From E!
According to audience members who attended the taping earlier this week, Kanye proudly shows off a picture of his baby daughter with Kim Kardashian for the world to see ... And when asked why he decided to reveal the first photograph of his daughter on the show, the eyewitness said, "[Kanye] said he had decided he wanted to show the picture of North because they didn't want to make money on the photo and he is fed up of paps following him around."
So no money, but using North as a ratings prop to boost a fledgling talk show is totally okay. Got it.
One eyewitness tells E! News that "North is very beautiful. She has big cheeks, a lighter complexion than Kanye, but closer to Kanye's color than Kim's. She has straight black hair and almond eyes just like Kim. She has a round face and is really cute."
Wow, a baby looks like a baby. Stop the fucking presses.*5 Kanye West pictures total in the gallery: