Kanye West


Kim Kardashians boobs . . . TO THE MAX!

Here's Kim Kardashian at her friend Dave Grutman's wedding over the weekend in Miami. All these pics are from the wedding. She was basically one more glass of champagne away from filming a Bangbus scene at her friend's freaking wedding. And you thought your mother-in-law embarrassed you doing The Macarena at your wedding. On a more serious note, leave it to Kim to find exciting new ways to show off her tits. Even Cirque du Soleil is impressed at the way she contorts her body to take a tits selfie.

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, April 12

Kanye West arriving at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

Ashley Greene leaving AOL Studios building in New York (pics start here)

Jenna Dewan out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Ruby Rose on the set of xXx: The Return of Xander Cage in Toronto (pics start here)

Cara Santana and her boyfriend Jesse Metcalfe leaving Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Rita Wilson shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Alanis Morissette leaving a doctor's office in Westwood (pics start here)

Model Emma Hernan doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu (pics start here)

Katey Sagal shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Maria Sharapova leaving El Compadre restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Alyssa Milano leaving AOL Studios building in New York (pics start here)

Jamie Chung heading to yoga class in Vancouver (pics start here)

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, March 3

Kanye West and Kris Jenner arriving Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris (pics start here)

Lea Michele arriving at Universal Studios in L.A. for an interview with Extra (pics start here)

Daphne Joy out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Izabel Goulart and her boyfriend Kevin Trapp out and about in Paris during Fashion Week (pics start here)

Thandie Newton arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried on the set of The Last Word in Pasadena (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster out and about in L.A. with her father Alden Brewster (pics start here)

Kirsten Dunst shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kelly Rowland arriving to the Chloe show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Ashlee Simpson leaving the Tracey Anderson Method gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Hilary Duff at the Viacom Kids and Family Group Upfront at Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley out and about in Paris during Fashion Week (pics start here)

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Kanye West's says he ain't into the butt stuff

Kanye West addressed those butt play claims made by his ex Amber Rose during his little twitter outburst earlier this week . . . by convincing absolutely no one he doesn't like fingers in his butt. Seriously Kanye, just own it. Work it into your next album. "Bitches these days be mad fickle, they go run their mouth 'cuz you like a little prostate tickle." That's a fucking hit right there.

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NOTE TO SELF: Don't EVER shake Kim Kardashian's hand . . .

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Background: Before marrying Kim Kardashian, Kanye West dated model Amber Rose for a few years. When she split with Kanye, she started dating Wiz Khalifa in 2011, had a kid with him in 2013, married him a few months later, and then filed for divorce a year later.

Anyways, Kanye and Wiz are fighting today on twitter and Kanye actually played the "You Fathered a Child with a Woman of Questionable Morals" card. Kanye West. Kim Kardashian's husband. That guy. See, this is why I'm convinced there's a parallel universe. This is clearly a version of Kanye that doesn't know what the hell's been going on on Earth for the past five years. LIFE PRO TIP: Don't question a man's love for a stripper when you married a porn star.


Kim Kardashian out and about in Studio City (11/9)

You probably didn't hear that Kim Kardashian gave birth to her son on Saturday because her slutty half-sisters are more famous that she is now. And since no one cares about her anymore, she had to name her son something ridiculous to generate headlines. Saint West. Kim Kardashian's son is a Saint. I hope this means he has divine powers. "Sorry ladies, I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn wine into date rape *wink*"

*20 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Kim Kardashian is this vain

Kim Kardashian posted a picture of her and Kanye West a few days ago to Instagram, but then quickly deleted it and reposted it a little bit later. Thanks to the power of the save button, we now know exactly how vain this bitch is: roughly, a quarter of an inch. Kim, there's no need to photoshoot away such minor imperfections in your photo under the false assumption that we'll all think less of you. We couldn't possibly think less of you, silly.

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian out for lunch at Nobu in Malibu (7/11)

This'll never happen, but apparently Kanye West is trying to rally his famous Hidden Hills' neighbors together and establish a no fly zone over their neighborhood. Good luck with that. The only way Kanye is getting a no fly zone over his house is if he gets elected President. Aw crap, I shouldn't put any ideas into his head. From In Touch:
"Kanye has turned up on the doorsteps of Drake, LeAnn Rimes and David Boreanaz, asking for support," an insider exclusively tells In Touch Weekly. "Everyone thinks it's a great plan, so he's getting a petition ready. He's determined to make this happen."

"Kanye is all about protecting North and Kim," the insider explains.
Oh yeah, Kanye wants a no fly zone to "protect North and Kim." He wants to protect himself. You know how much it hurts when a plane flies into your head?

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in L.A. (8/6)

I never thought I would say this in a million years, but I'm voting for Donald Trump.

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