Kacey Jordan


Charlie Sheen lost all of his teeth 

While it certainly seems like Charlie Sheen has a fun life -- he gets to hit women and do coke and bang porn stars -- his teeth wouldn't agree. Or should I say "the teeth he used to have." From The Sun:
Drug-ravaged Charlie Sheen has lost all of his teeth, a porn-star playmate claimed yesterday. The actor is said to be replacing his gnashers with gold implants after years of cocaine use rotted them. One of five blue movie actresses revealed Sheen's dental woes after their 36-hour drink and drug bash landed him in hospital on Friday.

Kacey Jordan, 22, who had "quick sex" with the 45-year-old, said he had already had his real teeth replaced with porcelain but they were now dropping out. She said: "They've fallen out from partying. He kept saying 'fucking porcelain teeth - they're crap'. He said he had to get gold teeth. We all know it's the drug use."
Usually you can't trust a disease-riddled pornstar who moonlights as a prostitute -- I can't tell you how many wallets I've lost over the years -- but in this case, the evidence is pretty overwhelming. Have you ever taken a close look at Charlie Sheen and NOT thought that he'd lost all of his teeth? When Two and a Half Men first aired, I could have sworn he was wearing dentures -- which might explain his obsession with prostitutes: neither one needs their teeth to make money.

*12 Charlie Sheen pictures total in the gallery:

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Kacey Jordan tweets pic of Charlie Sheen's house

I know this may shock and surprise you, but it turns out that it may not have been a peanut allergy that sent Charlie Sheen to the hospital earlier this morning. It was booze. And lots of it. With porn stars. And one of them -- Kacey Jordan -- was nice enough to tweet a pic from Charlie's house. A heart of gold, that one. PCN says:
A porn star posted this photo of the inside of Charlie Sheen's home hours before he was hospitalized -- revealing they had been on a booze marathon. Kacey Jordan, 22, used Twitter to post an image of her crotch and racy bikini and Sheen's coffee table at his home in Los Angeles. She revealed she had been boozing all day with the actor at his mansion writing: "It's officially 24 hours of drinking! Hehe."

Jordan posted the picture at around 8pm on Wednesday night and at 6.35am the next day a 911 call was from the home and Sheen rushed to hospital. The picture shows Jordan sitting in front of a coffee table which is covered in Coca-Cola, water, mouthwash, Lysol wipes, Marlboro lights cigarettes, keys, rings and various lotions and oils.
Wow, it reminds me a lot of my grandparents' house. No, I mean the outdated decor. What, you thought I meant the lotions and oils? Dude, I may be a pervert, but I'm not making nasty sex jokes about my grandparents. Not again.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kacey Jordan picture, click the picture above and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*5 Kacey Jordan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kacey Jordan Charlie Sheen 1
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