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Kevin Federline celebrating his 29th birthday at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas (3/2007)

Turns out K-Fed isn't as poor as he's recently claimed in court documents. TMZ has the details:

K-Fed got Britney to pay his legal bills, claiming relative poverty. But, as her lawyer calls it, "Bank of Britney" may have been taken for a ride -- specifically, from L.A. to Vegas. According to legal docs, in a recent eight-month period, Federline blew $50,489.71 on hotel rooms and refreshments in Vegas. In one day alone, K-Fed dropped $2,632.50 at TAO Beach (the pool club at The Venetian). And on one wild evening, he spent $2,862.60 at TAO nightclub. One day at the Hard Rock Beach Club -- $3,008.33. Oh yeah, and there's this.... at Scores strip club, he once spent $365, but left a $2,000 tip. (Source)

aybe I just don't understand the term "relative poverty". Since when does banging high-priced strippers, throwing money around like a Saudi Arabian sheik, and sporting more gold than Flavor Flav's teeth constitute poverty? I'd be outraged at such a claim if I wasn't too busy collecting cans to buy Ramen Noodles. Britney's lawyers are right about one thing though, she has been treated like a bank -- a SPERM bank!

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Kevin Federline to star in Broadway adaptation of Legally Blonde

Us Weekly is reporting that Kevin Federline may be heading to Broadway this September to star in the musical adaptation of hit film Legally Blonde. A source told the mag:

"He's so excited! This is his chance to show the world what he can do. This is his dream and he wants to bring the kids. Jamie and Lynne [Spears] promised to help him make it work." (Source)

Of course starring in a Broadway play is K-Fed's dream. Why wouldn't it be? I'm sure as a young gangbanger growing up on the streets of Fresno his eyes lit up at the mere mention of the word Broadway. "I'll show you yet mister, the world hasn't heard the last of Kevin Federline!" And then he tap danced away.