JWoww

JWoww's boobs are looking a little off

JWoww attended the One Life to Live and All My Children premiere in New York earlier this week, and, uh, I don't know if her right boob is shy or her left is trying to make a break for it, but something weird is definitely going on with her chest. It's almost as if having five boob jobs starts to affect the way your boobs look in a negative way.

*5 JWoww pictures total in the gallery:

JWoww at the 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards at the New York Marriott Marquis (3/16)

You think when you made as much money as JWoww made from Jersey Shore, you could hire a makeup-artist/stylist/hairdresser to make you not look like a Vegas drag queen doing a parody of a Vegas drag queen, but, meh, what do I know? Maybe she bought a shitload of Google stock instead. GOOG, up 14% on the year. Score one for JWoww!

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JWoww says that wasn't her real ass on New Year's Eve

JWoww says the unflattering pictures of her ass taken on New Year's Eve were photoshopped and that wasn't actually her ass, so to prove it she uploaded a video yesterday to Keek showing her "real" ass (in soft lighting and much more flattering underwear). Yes that's right, the three independent paparazzi agencies who managed to snap pictures of her ass are all conspiring with each other by meticulously photoshopping each and every picture they took to make JWoww looks bad. "The slutty chick from Jersey Shore is getting too powerful . . . . we must find a way to bring her down."

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JWoww appearing on New Year's Rockin' Eve 2013 in Times Square (12/31)

I could post something more disturbing than these pictures of JWoww's ass on New Year's Eve, but I haven't actually found any pictures of kittens being raped and murdered by a guy in a clown outfit yet.

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JWoww and her boyfriend Roger Mathews heading to a gym in Toms River, New Jersey (9/4)

Jersey Shore's JWoww is getting married. Her boyfriend Roger Mathews proposed earlier this month while the two were skydiving. Good for her. She can finally have sex (after the wedding, of course). From In Touch Weekly:

After floating down to earth, "I look over and see a hand-written sign: 'Jenni, will you ... ' and then I turned to him and freaked out," recalls Jenni, who was so overwhelmed from her plane jump that she missed both the handwritten sign he'd made and his verbal plea for her hand in marriage.

"The whole time I'm screaming, 'What are you doing? What's going on?'" she tells In Touch. "He's like, 'I want to spend the rest of my life with you! Will you allow me to?'"

Of course, the answer was an unequivocal "yes." "If I had to imagine a perfect guy, it would be him," Jenni gushes.

You know what? That proposal was a hell of a lot classier than I imagined it would have been. I've always assumed a proposal with JWoww would have involved some random dude asking her to "wanna tie the fuckin' knot, or what?" while Jenni vomited her dinner of martini olives and mini umbrellas in the men's room toilet. See? It goes to show that anybody can be graceful if you try hard enough. The only question I have is who will give JWoww away? It could be her father, but don't count out her doctor at the Seaside Heights Free Clinic, "Home of the Buy One Get One Free Abortion!"

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Snooki and JWoww filming their new reality show in Jersey City, New Jersey (3/21)

Do dogs commit suicide or is that just a human thing?

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Snooki in Cancun (3/15)

That's Snooki (and JWoww - bikini pics in the gallery) enjoying her Spring Break in Cancun last Friday. Because why wouldn't you go party in Mexico just a week after announcing that you were pregnant? Everyone knows that the best thing for a fetus in the first trimester is bright lights, loud noises, and not going to bed until 7AM. My Old Farmer's Almanac tells me that's a recipe for success!

*51 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

JWoww hosting "Epic Saturdays @ The Pool After Dark" at Harrah's Resort in Atlantic City (1/21)

Jersey Store star JWoww took a break from mainlining botox to host a party Saturday night at Harrah's in Atlantic City, and oh wow. "Devoid of all life" is the nicest thing I can say about that face. I'm just glad I wasn't there because I know I would have grabbed her boob thinking she was actually a wax figure.

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, January 3

JWoww filming an interview with Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Italian actress Rita Rusic in Miami (pics start here)

Rooney Mara at the French premiere of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo at UGC Normandie in Paris (pics start here)

Halle Berry leaving a medical building in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Jamie-Lynn Sigler in Miami (pics start here)

Actress Ashley Benson (Pretty Little Liars) leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Lance Bass and his boyfriend Michael Turchin in Miami (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale, and their kids at Underwood Family Farms in Moorpark, California (pics start here)

Amber Valletta riding her bike in Brentwood (pics start here)

David Arquette and his girlfriend Christina McLarty leaving Bristol Farms in L.A. (pics start here)

Elisabetta Canalis leaving Fred Segal in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Jack Osbourne and his fiance Lisa Stelly leaving La Scala restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian leaving her home in L.A. (pics start here)

Anjelica Huston on the set of Smash in New York (pics start here)

*139 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

JWoww on her way to a tanning salon in Seaside Heights, New Jersey (6/28)

+ Mila Kunis has some hauntingly sexy eyes [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kate Upton in her bare necessities [Popoholic]
+ Halle Berry is fighting with her ex again [Just Jared]
+ Rosie Huntington-Whiteley upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ You know Shia LaBeouf wants to bang Selena Gomez [PopCrunch]

+ Jailbait Kardashian and her sister out and about [Celebuzz]
+ Deena needs to go on a damn diet [moejackson]
+ Elisabetta Canalis is down in the dumps after getting dumped [Cele|bitchy]
+ Jay-Z is a dork [CityRag]

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