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Justin Timberlake is probably cheating on [girlfriend?] Jessica Biel. A spy witnessed the former boy bander flirting with another woman at an HBO party over the weekend in New York City. From today's New York Post:
Spies spotted the notorious flirt "sitting with a bronze-skinned brunette with long brown hair all night at a cocktail table near the dance floor" at an HBO party on the roof of the Tribeca Grand. "They were obviously into each other," said the spy. "It was just the two of them . . . he had no entourage at all." Another source dished to us, "He is notorious. He will [bleep] anything." (Source)
According to my awesome powers of deduction [bleep] means "fuck." You know how I know that? Because Timberlake dated Cameron Diaz for like three years. THREE YEARS! I wouldn't [bleep] that chick with your penis. Sure she looks great with makeup but then again so does my dog--especially with that rouge I like . . . what a little temptress.
I wouldn't be wearing a shirt either if I was driving around with Jessica Biel. Or pants. You wouldn't believe how hot it can get lying in wait in the trunk of a car.
Handlers for both Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz are going out of their way to make sure the two actresses don't run into each other at the MTV Movie Awards this Sunday. Earlier this year at a Golden Globes afterparty Diaz "screamed" at Biel after she saw the actress flirting with ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake. A source told the New York Post that JT is making the situation harder since he won't reveal who he's walking down the red carpet with:
"It's becoming a big deal because the girls both want very separate arrival times. Nobody knows who Cameron is going to bring, if anyone. But if Jessica walks with Justin, Cameron will want to bring a date. If Jessica goes alone, Cam will probably walk alone. It's a mess."The biggest stars are usually the last to walk the carpet - a position both glam gals are fighting to snag. Diaz, who is accustomed to being at the top of the A-list, wants to avoid the "humiliation" of having an earlier arrival time than Biel at the MTV event.
"Cam is used to being more high-profile than Jessica," said the source. "But now that Jessica's dating Justin, she has more leverage. Cameron's looking a little unstable lately." (Source)
How stupid is Cameron Diaz? Has she never seen a picture of Jessica Biel in a bikini? She's yoked. Buff. Ripped. However you want to put it. If she was a Playboy Playmate her likes would include flexing, protein powder, and outlifting you. In other words she would slaughter Cameron Diaz. It'd be worse than the time that team of Navy Seals took down the fort I built out of blankets and couch cushions.
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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel and heating up again. Biel--recently voted the fifth hottest woman in the world by Maxim--flew all the way to Manchester, England late last week to join Timberlake on the UK leg of his European concert tour. While in town the two enjoyed a romantic chicken dinner at Nando's fast-food restaurant. It just goes to show that if you're a young, attractive, megarich popstar with legions of fans and houses scattered across the globe, some women will still like you even if you don't take them to a fancy restaurant. It's good to see the guy catch a break.
For all of you ladies desperately wanting to see Justin Timberlake’s bare ass, you almost had your chance. In the recently released Black Snake Moan, there were a few shots of Timberlake’s butt in a sex scene he shot with Christina Ricci. Alas, those shots didn’t make the final cut, per Timberlake’s wishes:
"I'm not going to say it doesn't feel weird pretending to f*ck someone in front of a man with a sound boom ... in the first cut you could see my ass, but I had a word and that's now out." (Source)
He's complaining about "pretending" to have sex while having a guy with a mic in his face? What a crybaby, try being chained to the bumper of your brand new Porsche while a group of women you just met at the club have their way with you, like you're a sexy piece of meat or something. “Massage therapists” my ass, “drop-dead-gorgeous sexual predators” is more like it. To this day I can’t entertain more than three chicks in my bed at the same time without breaking into a cold sweat. Welcome to my own private hell.
Sorry for the late start boys and girls. I had a long weekend if you catch my drift *makes chugging alcohol motion with hand* Thought I'd mail it in and start off with a blind item from today's New York Post. As always, my guess is above. Discuss amongst yourselves in the comments:
WHICH multi-Oscar-winning leading man is not aging gracefully? While the ladies say he's great between the sheets, they get turned off by his bizarre nocturnal habit of using a chamber pot by his bed instead of the toilet.
Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson "hit it off" at a post-Super Bowl bash in Miami on Sunday. Though Timberlake has recently been linked to Jessica Biel, he was getting pretty close to Johansson at Club Makai. According to an eyewitness Scarlett and Justin were "talking, dancing, holding hands all night - it was very cozy." The eyewitness adds:
"Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body."
After a tragic two years with Cameron Diaz, Justin's penis must be so confused right now. "Wait, wait, wait...I get THAT? Over there?" It's kinda like a poor dude winning the lottery. You go from Top Ramen one day to Scarlett Johansson's vagina the next...Uhh, something like that.
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Some pics of Scarlett in Miami over the weekend after the jump...
New couple Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are starting to take things seriously. At the recent Sundance Film Festival, Timberlake skipped the afterparty for his new movie, Black Snake Moan, to spend time with Biel at his nearby $1,950/night four-bedroom rental condo:
"He called her and asked her to come," says a source close to Biel, 24, who was spotted snowboarding with Timberlake, 26, the next day at the picturesque Park City Mountain Resort. "And she was like, 'What the hell? I'll go!' She is really spontaneous and fun." A mutual pal who spent time with the couple tells Us, "their relationship looked like it was definitely working for them."
Now here's a celebrity couple I can rally behind. Jessica Biel's ass is so nice it literally makes me weep. And all my girlfriends tell me Justin Timberlake has eyes that you just want to take a vacation in and abs that may or may not have been sculpted by Michelangelo. So it's natural they'd gravitate towards each other. Like incredible acts of heroism and me.
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After his concert Friday at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, the newly single Justin Timberlake partied until the wee hours of the morning at Jet nightclub with Alyssa Milano, and Eva Longoria. The fun didn’t stop there. At about 4 a.m. Timberlake and his entourage (+2 as Milano and Longoria also tagged along) went to an after hours party inside the new $25k/night Hardwood Suit at the Palms casino. The 10,000-square-foot suite comes complete with an indoor basketball court, scoreboard, and locker room. According to a source:
"Justin played basketball for quite a while with Eva and Alyssa.” He and about 100 other revelers "stayed there for a couple hours."
Hopefully for Justin “basketball” is just a euphemism for “playfully pawed at the back of Eva and Alyssa’s heads while they took turns going down on him.” Because that’s the type of shit you’re supposed to do a few hours after your huge concert in Las Vegas. And no lines of blow off of their asses? Frankly I’m appalled. Justin has a lot of growing up to do.
Justin Timberlake is trying to “distance himself” from an internet video skewering his ex-girlfriend Britney Spears. Timberlake claims he had nothing to do with the video which sets his infamous Saturday Night Live sketch “Dick in a Box” to photos of Britney (shown above). The video, among the most popular clips last month on video sharing site YouTube, concerns Timberlake:
"I had nothing to do with that. I haven't seen it and I haven't spoken to Britney about it. I think it's gone a little too far."
If any of you actually believe that Justin Timberlake spends his time creating elaborate photo montages of his ex-girlfriend set to his own music, you’re pretty stupid. Like seriously, someone should take you driver’s license away or something and maybe start padding your walls. There’s just no other way to put it. Just because this snuff film I have is set to No Doubt doesn’t mean Gwen Stefani played a part in it. OR DID SHE?
Update: I couldn't find this so-called video. This story has to be a plant, possibly by terrorists.
