Olivia Wilde at HBO's post-Golden Globes party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel (1/16)
I guess the headline pic sorta gave it away. Aw dammit. From People:
The Now costars hit The Roxbury in Hollywood Saturday night, and snuggled together in the VIP section until 1 a.m., when Timberlake, 30, requested they move to the patio so he could listen to hip hop.
The duo arrived at the club together, both were wearing white T-shirts and jeans, and both drank vodka. They also left together at 3 a.m.
Good for Justin bouncing back so quick after splitting with Jessica Biel. I was worried a smart, successful, obscenely-rich, good-looking, 30-year-old man would have trouble getting back on his feet. I guess what I'm trying to say is Justin Timberlake and his idyllic life can fuck off.
Mila Kunis leaving the Miu Miu fashion show in Paris (3/9)
This story is pretty worthless and almost certainly fake, but it does give me a chance to post some pictures of the beautiful Mila Kunis so I'm running with it. From the Chicago Sun Times:
"It’s all going to start AGAIN!” Mila Kunis reportedly has told pals after seeing the sexy new trailer for her upcoming film “Friends With Benefits.” The actress’ point? While making the movie with co-star Justin Timberlake, the rumors flew hot and heavy that the couple were having an affair — something both vehemently denied.
The stories made the already-failing relationship between Timberlake and longtime girlfriend Jessica Biel even more strained. Now — even though Timberlake and Biel have confirmed they have finally split — Kunis is said to be worried the new trailer will start those tales all over again.
Sure Mila's "worried" . . . that her new movie isn't getting enough publicity. The only reason to make these comments is to drum up interest in a soon-to-be-released movie that she's starring in. Otherwise, she'd just keep quiet and pretend that it never happened -- which coincidentally is exactly what I do with Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Justin Timberlake wanted to dump Jessica Biel for a year
Even though both Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's publicists are claiming the couple's split was mutual, don't buy it. Timberlake dumped that ass. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Speaking of splits, word has it Justin Timberlake’s yearlong attempt to break up with Jessica Biel (now accomplished) was complicated both by his conflict avoidance issues and Biel’s “stalker-like” obsession to maintain their relationship — well after Timberlake had dropped strong hints he wanted out.
What guy needs a year to break up with his chick? Fellas, if you want out of your relationship, just tell your girl that you're gay broke. Nothing turns off a chick faster than a guy who can't pay his tab at The Dollar Store. Something else that turns women off: hearing aids. The second you can't listen to her yap for hours on end about "Vanessa from Accounting" who is "such a stupid bitch," she'll leave you faster than Tom Brady after a paternity test.
*15 Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel pictures total in the gallery:
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have been splitting up for about three years now so it really comes as no surprise that they've finally made it official. From the Daily Mail:
A spokesperson for the couple confirmed the break-up, adding: "We are confirming that they mutually have decided to part ways." The news comes after The A-Team actress threw an intimate surprise party for The Social Network star and made a gushing speech in front of guests that appeared to embarrass Justin.
A source told MailOnline Jessica was overcome with emotion when she stood up to toast her boyfriend on reaching the milestone. During the birthday speech, the actress gushed about how utterly head over heels in love she was with the singer-turned-actor and went on at length about how much he meant to her.
But after Jessica had finished her speech, Justin appeared dismiss her emotional speech by standing up and yelling: "Yeah bitches!"
"It was really awkward," the source told MailOnline. "Justin's reaction was almost disrespectful. He just laughed it off."
Unfortunately Justin is unavailable for comment because his penis is currently in Mila Kunis, pounding away. But I'll let you know if he says anything when he's done.
*16 Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel pictures total in the gallery:
Where's her top? Someone in wardrobe is getting so fired over this.
Justin Timberlake has been dumping Jessica Biel for a few years now (see here, here, and here), so it's not really that shocking to hear that he's messing around with chicks behind her back. What is shocking is how satisfied I am after eating this Snickers bar. I thought it was just a slogan . . . From Us Weekly:
Justin Timberlake cheated on Jessica Biel with actress Olivia Munn during a three-day fling this past September, reports the new Us Weekly. Timberlake, 29, and Munn, 30, a Daily Show correspondent who stars in the upcoming NBC series Perfect Couples, first met at a Sept. 26 MySpace event. After exchanging numbers, he "started chasing her immediately," says an insider.
Munn resisted his advances, telling him it was a no-go if he was still with Biel, 28, the source tells Us Weekly. But Timberlake "has been telling people it’s over with Jessica, even though "the reality is he's just doing it behind her back."
Believing he had left Biel and that her relationship with Timberlake might develop into something serious, Munn took him to her hotel, the Gansevoort Park Avenue NYC, Sept. 27 and 28, where "they were openly affectionate," the insider adds.
The insider tells Us the two "had amazing sex" that night.
Justin should be ashamed of himself. Lying to get a woman to sleep with you is just appalling. It's why when I go clubbing, I don't actually tell women I'm a doctor to get them to go home with me. Hey, if a drunk chick wants to jump to conclusions because I'm wearing full scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck, that's on her. I didn't say it.
+ Keri Russell is butt-ass naked [Popoholic]
+ Jennifer Aniston is looking gaunt [Just Jared]
+ Italian actress Caterina Murino's boobs (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Well I would certainly hope so [PopEater]
+ Dammit Clooney bangs some hot chicks [Celebuzz]
+ Amber Heard looking beautiful as usual [moejackson]
+ Whatever, slut [Cele|bitchy]
+ Heidi Montag's naked climax [CityRag]
Justin Timberlake staring at some chick's ass in L.A. (3/19)
There’s one and only one conclusion to be drawn from this story about Justin Timberlake swinging and missing with one of the Laker Girls: Dude must have an incredibly small penis. I knew it! From JCH:
Last week Justin was sitting in the front row at the Lakers game and he was ogling this college educated Laker girl. He asked around and found the woman in charge of the Laker girls and asked the woman to please get the girl’s phone number for him, begging “Put in a good word for me!” The woman informed the Laker girl about her famous admirer and the girl replied “No thanks...” The woman reminded the dancer that Justin “isn’t married” but she wouldn’t budge. Unaccustomed to rejection, Justin later approached the Lakers PR person and asked for an introduction to the blonde dancer. Again, she flatly REFUSED to meet him!
Apparently there are women out there that actually have some self-respect and aren't awed by a guy just because he's rich and famous -- and they're called lesbians. I mean, seriously, if becoming a pop icon worth millions can't get you some ass, what's the point of becoming a star? The only time an entertainer in Hollywood should get rejected is when their last name is Lohan and they're applying for a credit card.
Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake on the set of Bad Teacher in L.A. (4/7)
Cameron Diaz is getting a *little* too close to Justin Timberlake on the set of their new film Bad Teacher. And wouldn't you know it, he left his bear spray at home. From the New York Post:
Justin Timberlake and his ex, Cameron Diaz, have been repeatedly spotted "laughing and flirting" between takes on the set of their new romantic comedy "Bad Teacher."
The pair, who ended their four-year relationship in 2007 before he began dating Jessica Biel, have astonished the crew by getting on famously on the LA set, we're told. A spy said, "They are acting like a couple of teenagers, constantly laughing and joking with each other. There's a lot of good chemistry there."
If Justin does leave Jessica for a second round with Cameron, needless to say, he's an idiot. Jessica has the one thing that makes most women irresistible to any guy in his thirties: a perfect assperfect tits her twenties. No, there's one very good reason why Justin would never dump a piece of ass like Jessica: this picture.
By all accounts, it was Justin Timberlake who dumped Cameron Diaz back in 2006 and not the other way around (one look at that nightmarish picture above and I think you can understand why). Which makes the news that Justin has accepted a role opposite Cameron in the upcoming romantic comedy Bad Teacher all the more awkward. From Life & Style:
Justin Timberlake and his ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz [are in a movie together] — and in bed together! In the upcoming romantic comedy Bad Teacher, Cameron plays Elizabeth, a recently dumped school teacher determined to score a date with Justin Timberlake’s character, Scott, a fellow teacher already in a relationship.
Life & Style has exclusively obtained a copy of the movie’s script — and in it, things get awfully steamy. In one scene, the real-life exes are alone in a hotel room and begin, as Justin’s character puts it, “dry humping.” Justin winds up getting, well, way too excited way too soon — ending their make-out session prematurely. “That was a mistake,” he says, rolling off her. “That was fast,” she responds.
There's a good reason why Jessica Biel shouldn't be worried about Cameron Diaz stealing her man: She's in her 30s. The chances of someone famous like Justin hooking up with a woman who's no longer in her 20s is about as likely as John Mayer going out with someone who isn't Caucasian or Kirstie Alley giving up fried gravy -- zero.
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