Justin Long

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The "Mac Guy" aka Justin Long

Wow, the Mac Guy sure is. Funny. From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Actor Justin Long shocked diners at a popular New York City restaurant when he posed as a waiter. After finishing his meal at the eatery BLT Fish, Long got up from his table, purchased one of the restaurant's t-shirts and began working as a staff member, much to the amusement of his friends.

A source tells E! News, "He just started picking up glasses, cleaning tables. One lady was asking him questions about the menu and he was just making up answers. His friends kept saying, 'Make him work, give him a hard time.' It went on for over an hour. He was really working. He'd come back in the kitchen, grabbing menus, filling waters, and asking questions. The chef was laughing at him. Justin was totally cool."

According to witnesses, actor left all his tips to the other employees.
I don't get it. If Justin really wanted to experience what it was like to work in a restaurant, why didn't he put on a hairnet and start speaking Spanish? And I don't mean that as an insult. If I go into a Chinese restaurant and see actual Chinese people in the kitchen instead of Mexicans, I will walk the fuck out of that place.


Drew Barrymore and Justin Long at Whole Foods in L.A. (1/6)

+ Kevin Connolly is getting groupie poon [Drunken Stepfather]

+ I dare you not to think naughty things about this picture [Hollywood Tuna]
+ "Just let me mourn in peace. With my tits out." [The Superficial]
+ Real Housewife of Orange County cheating on her husband [Wonderwall]
+ Another tragic hot model killing [IDLYITW]

+ The hottest Rachel Weisz has ever looked [Popoholic]
+ Kim Kardashian's boobs are breaking her zipper [moejackson]
+ Mariah Carey delivers yet another weird speech. This bitch is nuts. [PopEater]
+ Boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]

+ Holy crap . . .  holy crap [Dlisted]
+ Weird stuff from McDonald's around the world [CityRag]
+ Extremely rare picture of Angelina Jolie leaving a restaurant [popbytes]
+ Chick fight! [Gabby Babble]

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Drew Barrymore and Justin Long filming Going the Distance in New York's Central Park (8/6)

+ Heidi Montag's Playboy preview [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ This dude drew a penis on Jeopardy [College Humor]
+ Former supermodel Karen Mulder in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lucy Pinder is topless [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Megan Fox would like to make a public service announcement [Dlisted]
+ Maggie Grace is just plain pretty [moejackson]
+ Milla Jovovich is in Maxim, naked [The Blemish]
+ Sienna Miller manages to find a boyfriend who's unmarried [Cele|bitchy]

+ Fun with nudist vacation photos [CityRag]
+ Bikini made of hair (semi-NSFW) [Double Viking]
+ Movies you've fallen out of love with [Pajiba]
+ Tila Tequila's boobs are getting ridiculous [Derek Hail]

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