"What have I done to my penis!"
Tila Tequila hooked up with the Mac Guy? Sure, why not. From the New York Post:
Justin Long is in a downward spiral when it comes to women. After Drew Barrymore broke up with him, Long took up with Kirsten Dunst, maintaining an on-again, off-again relationship for months with the Marie Antoinette star. But on Halloween, the "Mac Guy" hooked up with trampy bisexual Tila Tequila in Las Vegas. Spies said the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long "asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww," our spy sniffed. A rep for Long didn't get back to us. (Source)
How are Justin Long's dating prospects in a "downward spiral"? Going from Kirsten Dunst to ANY other woman is a step up . . . even one that looks like her head was the inspiration for the aliens in the latest Indiana Jones movie. Besides, what fella in his right mind wouldn't want to date a chick whose into chicks? Samantha Ronson gets a boner just thinking about it.
[Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN]
Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long break up
In Touch Weekly is reporting that Kirsten Dunst and you split up:
“They are taking some time off for now,” reveals an insider. Kirsten, who also dated Fabrizio Moretti, another of Drew’s exes, ended the relationship. Still, the insider insists that there is no bad blood between the two: “Kirsten gets bored really easily and she needs a break from men right now. They are still both friends and will hang out.”
There was really no need to continue the relationship. I think Justin's penis got the message. You act up, you suffer the consequences. In this case, a month of being forced into Kirsten Dunst.
"Darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
What a lucky, lucky dude . . . and by "lucky" I mean "the poor, poor bastard." From the New York Daily News:
Now it's Justin Long's turn on the Kirsten Dunst train. The "Mac guy" was snogging Dunst, who's been with Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Hartnett, Andy Samberg and Orlando Bloom, in L.A. at Sunset Junction. The duo "were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas," says our spy. "They were holding hands and were all over each other." (Source)
First Drew Barrymore and now Kirsten? How the hell does this guy keep banging celebrities? The only thing that makes sense is that sucking him off earns you ten free downloads from iTunes. Score!
