Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus walking their dogs in Toluca Lake (4/20)
Is Billy Ray Cyrus to blame for his daughter Miley's
breakup with her pervert boyfriend, Justin "Age is Nothing But a Number To Me" Gaston? I don't know. Why are you asking me? From the
Chicago Sun Times:
Billy Ray was troubled by the nearly five-year age difference between his now-16-year-old daughter and Gaston, 20. The couple's now-confirmed split is bringing a smile to Papa Billy Ray's face -- and sources in Camp Cyrus tell me "he's thrilled that Miley finally sees things his way ... and is much happier Nick Jonas is now front 'n' center in Miley's affections," said a longtime "Hannah Montana" honcho.
I understand that it was Billy Ray's constant pressure on his daughter that eventually made her see things about Justin that were problematic.
Mainly, even at her young age, Miley saw that the gulf in talent, success and prospects between her and Gaston "meant there wasn't much of a future here. ... But, also, despite the fact she's a superstar, Miley is only 16. Like all teenagers, she's bound to go through lots of boyfriends before she gets truly serious -- and that's the way it should be," added the source.
Despite what Billy Ray and my parole officer think, it's not necessarily better for Miley to date someone closer to her age -- young guys are stupid. Stupidity leads to pregnancy.
Pregnancy kills careers. Older men know to wear condoms so they don't leave any "evidence" behind that the DA can prosecute them with . . . so I've heard . . . *nervous chuckle*
Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston in L.A. (2/27)
16-year-old Miley Cyrus and her pervert boyfriend, 20-year-old Justin "Why have I not been arrested yet" Gaston, broke up over the weekend. From
Us Weekly:
"They have been having trouble for a while," says the insider. "It's been hard for a long time since Miley has been working so much and traveling a lot."
Contrary to reports, Cyrus' ex Nick Jonas was not the reason for the split, although the two have been spending time together.
Added the source, "Miley and Nick are working on a couple different projects together. Justin has been a little jealous of that."
If you've always wanted to meet Justin, now that he's single, Friday is your chance. Justin will be at the 4:55, 7:00, and 9:45 pm showings of
Up at the AMC Century City 15 theater (the one off of Santa Monica Blvd.) He'll be the guy standing in the corner, leering at all the young girls.
He's so tapping that
Miley Cyrus went on Ryan Seacrest's radio show yesterday to complain about the fuss
everyone is making over her jogging with her boyfriend over the weekend. She said:
"I don't get the big whoop, but whatever. I guess I'm not allowed to jog any more. [We] wanted to have a car wash. It's, like, 100 degrees out. As I'm running, [the shirt] got a little bit lower and you could see a little of the bathing suit top. So, oh my goodness, Miley Cyrus wears a two-piece! Kill me! I'm wearing a two-piece . . . I don't get why people are allowed to take pictures and make them something they're not, but I guess that's just how their job works and how they'll make the most money."
Hey dumb shit. Everyone is making a big deal about it because you're the face of Disney, not Vivid. Children look up to you. You should be wearing poodle skirts and doing arts and crafts, not a bikini top while you jog with your shirtless underwear-model boyfriend. You basically need to act like you live in the 1950s. Oh, but when you get pregnant, you don't actually need to fly to Mexico to "take care of the problem."
16-year old Miley Cyrus and her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin GastonThat's illegal, right? Please tell me we haven't fallen so far as a country that it's OK now to make out with a 16-year-old if you're an adult. If so, that is just freaking ridiculous . . . that no one told me.
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Miley Cyrus love you long timeNew year, new Miley Cyrus scandal. The Organization of Chinese Americans (OCA) is not happy with a certain Miley picture circulating the internets. They released a statement late yesterday:
The photograph of Miley Cyrus and other individuals slanting their eyes currently circulating the Internet is offensive to the Asian Pacific American community and sets a terrible example for her many young fans. This image falls within a long and unfortunate history of people mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian descent.
"Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans," said George Wu, executive director of OCA. "The inclusion of an Asian Pacific American individual in the photo does not make it acceptable." OCA hopes that Miley Cyrus will apologize to her fans and the APA community for this lapse in judgment and takes the opportunity to better understand why the gesture is offensive." (Source)
Wow, impressive. I didn't manage to offend my four billionth person until I was in my mid twenties. What a talent. Is there anything this girl can't do?
Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston in New York (11/26)
I hope you're sitting down for this news. Apparently Miley Cyrus' boyfriend Justin Gaston isn't dating her for her drop-dead gorgeous good looks and hot body. He's using her to boost his career as a model and singer. A source close to Justin said:
“He’s got more modeling jobs since he’s been with Miley and is telling people they’re writing songs together so her fans will get interested in his music. You start to think he’s in this for fame.”
And just to make this story a little bit creepier, apparently Billy Ray is also using Justin:
"After [Miley's] photo leaks, she needed someone discreet and Billy Ray thought this was perfect for her image. They talk up how he is a good Christian like her and he won’t overshadow her like someone like Nick Jonas might." (Source)
For those of you keeping score at home, Miley is being used to help the career of Justin who in turn is being used by Billy-Ray to help the career of Miley. Whores. All of them. And did I read that correctly or was Billy Ray's first choice to soften the image of his 15-year-old daughter a 20-year-old, sex-hungry underwear model who looks like he's 30? Pretty much the only worse person Miley could be dating right now is a member of the Hells Angels.
Billy Ray Cyrus wants Miley to dump her boyfriend
It's about damn time Billy Ray Cyrus pulled his head out of his ass and realized his 15-year-old daughter is dating a 20-year-old, ex-underwear model. Sources tell the Chicago Sun Times that Billy Ray has been pressuring Miley to end her relationship with Justin Gaston:
''Miley is totally smitten by the guy and thinks her father is a total jerk because he doesn't want her to date Justin. ... Billy Ray, and a lot of other people close to Miley, think the guy is a total leech ... using Miley just to get ahead.''All that talk really gets to Miley, who was heard saying her father better "get out of my business or else!'' (Source)
An Open Letter to Billy Ray Cyrus:
Dear Billy Ray,
You're too late. Being overprotective at this point is useless. Miley's already become a "real" woman now that she's learned to wash dishes speak only when spoken to fake an orgasm. You'll be happy to know that your soon-to-be son in law, although no longer an underwear model, has earned another (and some say more prestigious) title: Statutory Rapist. Good luck with the baby shower!
Sincerely,
Your friends at Celebslam
[Pacific Coast News]
Justin Gaston with Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus in Hollywood (10/26)
iley Cyrus' parents are privately worried that their 15-year-old daughter will end up pregnant like Jamie Lynn Spears. Both Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus were shocked when Miley recently admitted to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show that, regarding her relationship with 20-year-old underwear model/child predator Justin Gaston, "our families are like, 'Whatever happens, happens.' "From Star magazine:
Star exclusively reported in March that Tish had a secret heart-to-heart talk with Lynne Spears during which Lynne said how she dealt with the problems caused by Jamie Lynn and Britney. And following a recent awkward moment when Billy Ray discovered Miley — who does not turn 16 until Nov. 23 — making out with Justin, her parents have raised the spectre of Jamie Lynn's fall from grace after she got pregnant last year."Tish and Billy Ray told Miley, one bad decision and she could forget the showbiz glamour — she'd have to be home feeding the baby, changing diapers and living the life of a teen mom," reveals an insider. (Source)
It must be hard to discipline your teen daughter when she's the breadwinner in the family. At this point Miley could probably have sex ON Billy Ray Cyrus and he won't be able to say or do a damn about it, unless it's to give Gaston tips on what turns her on (sugar cubes, in case you're wondering). I have two suggestions for Billy Ray: First, unless you want to get the Lynne Spears treatment, you'll shut your mouth and ride that gravy train for all it's worth. Second, stop calling yourself "Billy Ray." You're a grown man, for goodness' sakes. How about William, or Bill? Dumb-ass.
Miley Cyrus is inappropriate
15-year-old-but-looks-closer-to-13 Miley Cyrus scored herself some front row seats to Christian Audigier's show at LA Fashion Week Wednesday night. It's a good thing she was able to sit that close since her 20-year-old-but-looks-closer-to-30 boyfriend Justin Gaston happened to be walking in that same show. As he walked by, Miley suggestively licked her lips as if to say, "I'm feeling rather famished. Perhaps after the show we can visit a fast food-type restaurant for a hamburger and french fries?" or "SEXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!" Definitely one of those two.
