Catchy song. I could see this going viral and rocketing to the top of the charts. What a talented kid!
Justin Bieber at the amfAR gala in Cap d'Antibes, France (5/22)
Aw, how cute. It's Justin Bieber's first racism scandal. TMZ unearthed a 5-year-old video of a 15-year-old Justin telling a racist joke about black people, and it's just the cutest thing you'll ever see. Of course all the usual predictable assholes are full of false outrage and the Biebs has been forced to apologize, even though the video is half a decade old and shows a teenager telling a dumb joke. The video is so old that Justin looks about as intimidating as a teenage lesbian with an eating disorder. Oh wait, that was a video of him yesterday. My bad.
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Justin Bieber and Gigi Hadid on Sir Philip Green's yacht in Monaco (5/26)
Following the news that Justin Bieber probably nailed Adriana Lima during the Cannes Film Festival last week, here he is on a yacht in Monaco with just-turned-18 model Gigi Hadid. Damn this kid. I hope the Buddhists are right about that whole reincarnation thing, because there is no way this kid isn't coming back as the bottom of a porta potty at a NASCAR race. Gotta even things out.
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Adriana Lima at the premiere of The Homesman at the Cannes Film Festival (5/18)
So Justin Bieber probably banged Adriana Lima at the Cannes Film Festival last week. Who knew she had a little boy fetish? From Us Weekly:
The duo's romance got started May 20 at the 1 Oak fete at local French Riviera club Gotha. A source tells Us that the singer, who is 12 years younger than Lima, made a beeline for the Brazilian model at the party.From YouTube to Adriana Lima's pussy in six years. Talk about living the fucking dream, man. I'd be happy for him if his face wasn't so damn punchable. Just one shot, Justin? I've got a roll of quarters with your name on it.
"Justin pursued her hard," says a pal of the mom of two, who split from husband Marko Jaric in May after five years of marriage. At a private house party later that night, "they were talking nonstop," adds the source. "They went home together around 5 a.m."
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Paris Hilton at the VIP ROom in Cannes, France (5/16)
So Justin Bieber probably banged Paris Hilton. The two were spotted leaving Gotha nightclub together in Cannes after some heavy flirting. Which for Paris means everything up to anal. From E!:
Hilton didn't let their age difference (she's 33, he's 20) get in the way of some playful coziness with a shirtless Bieber--she hopped into his lap while he was sitting on a throne ... Before Bieber and Hilton left the club together with an entourage surrounding them.This is great news. Drone strikes are way more successful when the two targets are near each other. Now if only we could get Kris Jenner over there. *lays down a dollar bill trail from Calabasas to Cannes*
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Justin Bieber horseback riding at Griffith Park in L.A. (5/12)
Last time I checked, it was still legal to take pictures in public, but Justin Bieber doesn't give a fuck. In an act of cowboy justice gone wrong -- giddyup -- he forcibly tried to erase pictures from an innocent mom's phone Monday night at the Sherman Oaks Castle Park, and is now being investigated by the LAPD for attempted robbery. From TMZ:
She says she refused to fork over the phone so he then went into her purse and grabbed it. The woman says she began wrestling with Bieber, trying to get her phone back. She says he ripped it out of her hands but couldn't accomplish his mission because the phone was locked.She says Justin gave her the phone back and demanded that she unlock it to see if she took photos. She obliged and showed Justin she had taken none. She says she told Justin she and her 13-year-old daughter just wanted to say hi, and Justin screamed, "You're humiliating yourself in front of your daughter. Why don't you just get out of here."
And the icing on the cake:
Her daughter started crying.
After the girl started crying, Justin taunted her further by revealing that Santa Claus isn't real and that the Easter Bunny is actually a marketing tool created by the Republican Party in the '50s to sell worthless oil bonds to minorities. Totally uncalled for, man. It's true, but she didn't need to find out like that.
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Madison Beer outside Hit Factory in Miami (4/8)
Justin Bieber and his 15-year-old YouTube discovery Madison Beer -- who coincidentally is a dead ringer for Selena Gomez -- were recording earlier this week at Hit Factory in Miami, and oh hey, what a coincidence, Selena Gomez showed up. After all three had a discussion on what it's like to go through puberty (based on rumors they heard), Selena then eye-stabbed Madison 47 times to death. Oh well, I guess you can't say the Biebs doesn't have a type. Because even four inches feels huge in a 92-pound chick.
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Justin Bieber failing his sobriety test in Miami (1/23)
"Enjoyed immensely!" - Dan Harrison, Newark Star Tribune
"This video lacks baton strikes. 2/5 stars." - Rosylyn Murphy, L.A. Times
"The police officer gives a fine, nuanced performance, but the actor in the red shoes really nails the role of complete douche bag. I really believed." Reggie Mills, San Francisco Chronicle
"Fag." - Ted Nugent
Justin Bieber's new girlfriend Katherine Gazda
Justin Bieber has a new girl, and she's very . . . average. Actually, Justin and her kinda have the same body, which makes perfect sense for someone so in love with himself. He finally gets to fuck himself. From UK tabloid The Mirror:
Justin Bieber is dating a young American singer who has confessed to pals that she wants to have his children. The troubled star has been seeing Katherine Gazda as well as romancing bad girl Chantel Jeffries. Justin, 19, and Katherine, 18, were introduced at the end of last year by mutual friend Blake Kelly and the romance quickly blossomed. Sources said the young couple had even discussed the prospect of having children.Katherine Gazda is fighting Chantel Jeffries for the seed from the most overrated foreigner since Milli Vanilli? Maybe the memory is starting to fail in my old age, but I don't remember a time when being a poser douche was ever cool. Everyone from Selena Gomez to those dirty South American whores are willing to beard themselves out for a kid who isn't fooling anyone with his over-the-top attempts at being tough. At this point, Justin Bieber is about as manly as a hysterectomy, which is what those bimbos should be forced to have if this story is really true. Damn it, yet another point conceded to Al Qaeda.
A friend said: "They hit it off straight away and are both really serious about one another. But their relationship has been very up and down because she can't stand the way he has been behaving recently. She is desperately trying to help him through all the scandal and regain his clean-cut image. Underneath all the bravado and controversy, Katherine believes he's a lovely kid with a real heart, she just thinks he is being led astray."
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Justin Bieber really likes strippers
I've seen Justin Bieber biting the nipple of a stripper. My life is complete. The picture was leaked over the weekend and features Justin and his friend Khalil Sharieff double-teaming a stripper's boobs during a recent party. Khalil is going with the licking approach, while Justin goes with biting, no doubt confused that Onyx or Diamond or Amethyst or Jade's breast is not giving forth its delicious bounty of milk. "Just keep biting, Justin," he no doubt thought to himself. "It always works with mommy."
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