Justin Bartha

Justin Bartha and his girlfiend, trainer Lia Smith, in Maui (1/2)

Justin Bartha went from Ashley Olsen to this. Well played, sir. Well played. *tips hat*

*5 Justin Bartha pictures total in the gallery:

Scarlett Johansson hooking up with Justin Bartha?

After being dumped by Sean Penn in June, Scarlett Johansson is rebounding with Ashley Olsen's ex Justin Bartha. But are her post moves enough to get by Justin's inside game? Also, will I squeeze anymore awkward basketball puns into a story about two non-athletes? Read on -- the answer may shock you!*

*no

From the New York Post:

Johansson attended a preview of off-Broadway's "All New People," in which Bartha stars, on Saturday, and the pair were photographed together backstage. Spies said Johansson and Bartha later seemed "completely engrossed in each other" during a cast dinner also attended by playwright Zach Braff and actress Heather Graham at Café Un Deux Trois.

One witness told us, "There were about 15 people at the table, but Scarlett and Justin sat next to each other and talked all night. They seemed pretty fascinated with each other and only talked to each other. It looked sometimes flirty, but also they seemed to be involved in a deep discussion."

Justin was "fascinated" with Scarlett? Wow, this dude's a better actor than I thought. You know how hard it is to have a deep discussion with someone when the only thing going through your head is "Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits."

*7 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

Selena Gomez bikini pics!

Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez spent another leisurely day in Maui yesterday. They had a typical tourist day full of swimming, parasailing, jet-skiiing, and frantically searching local pharmacies for the morning-after pill. "Do you guys sell that pill that stops your girlfriend from having a baby, eh? Aw shit my mom's gonna kill me, eh."

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "The hottest lesbian scene since Wild Things"

*50 Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, June 2

Charlize Theron leaving a restaurant in Brentwood (pics start here)

Kate Beckinsale leaving the Byron & Tracey salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Natalie Portman on the set of Friends With Benefits in Pasadena (pics start here)

Fergie leaving the Mayfair hotel in London (pics start here)

Tobey Maguire leaving his daughter's school in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Ashley Olsen and her boyfriend Justin Bartha out and about in the Greenwich Village section of New York (pics start here)

Miley Cyrus arriving to BBC Radio 1 studios in London (pics start here)

Marisa Tomei leaving Joan's on Third in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Anne Hathaway and her boyfriend Adam Shulman out and about in Greenwich Village (pics start here)

Princess Caroline of Monaco alone at the Beach Club of Monaco (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens at the Crystal + Lucy Awards in Century City (pics start here)

George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis out for a motorcycle ride in Malibu (pics start here)

*120 pics total in the gallery: