Julie Henderson

Julie Henderson

American model Julie Henderson

*21 Julie Henderson pictures total in the gallery:

This Brooklyn Decker chick ain't bad

According to the New York Post, "the claws are out" among supermodel Irina Shayk, Anne V, Julie Henderson, Christine Teigen, and Brooklyn Decker over getting the cover of the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Also, "my pants are off"...

"The girls can get catty over it because everybody wants it. The cover makes you a household name. Any model who wants to make herself a brand knows this is what you need to do," said one fashion insider.

S.I. keeps the cover under lock and key until Monday's announcement. But insiders said editors consider market research on which lady gets the best response from a sample of readers.

"Brooklyn [Decker] was perfect because she's all-American, gives great interviews and is married to a celebrity sportsman," said one source. "The magazine wants girls who are media-savvy and can speak well."

Brooklyn Decker was perfect because she's "all-American, gives great interviews and is married to a celebrity sportsman"? No, Brooklyn Decker was perfect because she's blonde with big tits. These "fashion insiders" are sadly mistaken if they think that most guys want to see a girl on the cover of SI who's media savvy and a great public speaker. If I actually wanted to beat off to sexy airheaded bimbos that talked, I'd watch Fox News.

*20 Brooklyn Decker pictures total in the gallery:

Julie Henderson bikini pics! (10/5)

Russell owns something incriminating on her, right? Like she hit and killed a homeless man when she was 19 and Russell has two minutes of security camera footage locked in his safe. I'm just trying to make sense of this relationship. Money can only take you so far when you're that damn ugly.

Russell Simmons in Miami (10/4)

Sure I love making fun of celebrities, but from time to time I also like to recognize those that give back to the community. For example, here's Russell Simmons in Miami on Sunday taking time from his busy schedule to teach an underprivileged youth how to read. Kudos to you Russell!

UPDATE: I've just been informed that that little girl is actually Russell's girlfriend Julie Henderson. If you'll excuse me, I need to go take a cold shower.

Julie Henderson and Russell Simmons in Miami (3/13)

Remember those pics of Russell Simmons and his girlfriend Julie Henderson I posted earlier this week? In a shocking development, the model's friends think Russell is a little bit creepy. From the New York Post:

The 51-year-old hip-hop mogul squired the 23-year-old grapefruit heiress who shows off plenty of freckles in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue to the Art for Life benefit at the Fontainebleau in Miami, but we hear there was trouble in paradise. "Her friends are having major problems with the fact that he's so much older than she is," says an insider. (Source)

Of course Julie's friends are having issues with Russell's age. The guy's so old to them, they probably think he watches the nightly news. Frankly, Julie should just ignore her friends and keep in mind that there are tons of advantages to dating a guy Russell's age. She'll see that when they go out -- with just a flash of his plastic,* he'll be able to get discounts all over the city. Perhaps more importantly, his balls will hang lower than her chin.

*AARP card

Julie Henderson and Russell Simmons in Miami (3/13)

I've said it once and I'll say it again: Money is a wonderful thing. Russell Simmons looks like he came from Middle Earth yet there he is sitting on the beach in Miami with Julie Henderson. You may recognize Julie from the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Julie, I know he's worth hundreds of millions of dollars, but you can do better. Russell Simmons is someone you have nightmares about, not introduce to your parents.

Julie Henderson

American model Julie Henderson