Model Julie Henderson in Miami (3/2)
+ Jessica Alba in a "Kill the Bush" campaign [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Rihanna might as well just walk around topless (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Miley Cyrus made out with Brooke Candy [The Blemish]
+ Barbara Desiree is a raven-haired beauty [Guyism]
+ Jimmy Fallon had a wet t-shirt contest with Lindsay Lohan [Brobible]
+ Hilary Duff rockin' some baggy pants [Socialite Life]
+ Martha Stewart has some sex tips for you [Evil Beet]
+ Kate Gosselin is still humiliating her kids in public [Cele|bitchy]
+ Jessica Simpson is hot again [I'm Not Obsessed]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Sexy Spanish runway bikini models
*25 Julie Henderson pictures total in the gallery:
Model Julie Henderson in Miami (1/2)
+ Simon Cowell's bikini-clad groupies [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Katy Perry upskirt from behind [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Wolf of Wall Street leads in number of fucks given [The Blemish]
+ Kim Jong Un killed his uncle in just about the most creative way possible [Guyism]
+ Cryptocurrencies are officially getting ridiculous [Brobible]
+ Ricky Martin is single [Socialite Life]
+ "My vagina can be unwrapped like a gift" [Evil Beet]
+ Beyonce lost 65 pounds [Cele|bitchy]
+ Jay Mohr apologized [I'm Not Obsessed]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Rumer Willis in a bikini in Miami
*15 Julie Henderson pictures total in the gallery:
Julie Henderson in Miami (12/8)
The most amazing thing about these pics of S.I. model Julie Henderson isn't how ridiculously-nice her body is. It's looking at these pics and knowing that Russell Simmons used to hump her. Like, regularly. Incredible. Russell Simmons humping Julie Henderson is the single greatest piece of evidence that God is real. And I don't care how much money Russell's worth, there is no way he's climbing on top of a piece of ass like that without an answered prayer or two.
*25 Julie Henderson bikini pictures total in the gallery:
S.I. model Julie Henderson in Miami (7/21)
+ Audrina Patridge in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Selena Gomez sure has a purty tongue [Popoholic]
+ Minka Kelly is just plain pretty [IDLYITW]
+ Pixie Geldolf is topless (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Kendall Jenner looking pretty [Caught on Set]
+ The 10 sexiest chicks on Team USA [Celebuzz]
+ Sunny Leone deserves your attention [Linkiest]
+ The NBC press tour was pretty sexy [moejackson]
+ Kim Kardashian thinks she's more famous than Angelina Jolie [Cele|bitchy]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: The 90210 babes hit the beach
*15 Julie Henderson pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Upton, Alyssa Miller, Chrissy Teigen, Genevieve Morton, Julie Henderson, Irina Shayk, Jessica Gomes, Jessica Perez, and Izabel Goulart outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before their appearance on Late Show with David Letterman (2/13)
+ Sofia Vergara's breasts are quite large [Starpulse]
+ Courtney Stodden's Valentine's Day bikini (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ "I did not have sex with Katy Perry" [The Superficial]
+ Ashley Tisdale upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Nina Dobrev is so damn hot [Celebuzz]
+ Justin Bieber is good people [Evil Beet]
+ The politics of sex [Socialite Life]
+ Tits McGee [Double Viking]
+ Leighton Meester has nice legs [I'm Not Obsessed]
LIST OF THE DAY: 9 Valentine's sex scenes to get you in the mood
*50 pictures total in the gallery:
This Brooklyn Decker chick ain't bad
According to the New York Post, "the claws are out" among supermodel Irina Shayk, Anne V, Julie Henderson, Christine Teigen, and Brooklyn Decker over getting the cover of the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Also, "my pants are off"...
"The girls can get catty over it because everybody wants it. The cover makes you a household name. Any model who wants to make herself a brand knows this is what you need to do," said one fashion insider.Brooklyn Decker was perfect because she's "all-American, gives great interviews and is married to a celebrity sportsman"? No, Brooklyn Decker was perfect because she's blonde with big tits. These "fashion insiders" are sadly mistaken if they think that most guys want to see a girl on the cover of SI who's media savvy and a great public speaker. If I actually wanted to beat off to sexy airheaded bimbos that talked, I'd watch Fox News.
S.I. keeps the cover under lock and key until Monday's announcement. But insiders said editors consider market research on which lady gets the best response from a sample of readers.
"Brooklyn [Decker] was perfect because she's all-American, gives great interviews and is married to a celebrity sportsman," said one source. "The magazine wants girls who are media-savvy and can speak well."
*20 Brooklyn Decker pictures total in the gallery:
Julie Henderson bikini pics! (10/5)
Russell owns something incriminating on her, right? Like she hit and killed a homeless man when she was 19 and Russell has two minutes of security camera footage locked in his safe. I'm just trying to make sense of this relationship. Money can only take you so far when you're that damn ugly.
Russell Simmons in Miami (10/4)
Sure I love making fun of celebrities, but from time to time I also like to recognize those that give back to the community. For example, here's Russell Simmons in Miami on Sunday taking time from his busy schedule to teach an underprivileged youth how to read. Kudos to you Russell!
UPDATE: I've just been informed that that little girl is actually Russell's girlfriend Julie Henderson. If you'll excuse me, I need to go take a cold shower.