Note to Julie Bowen. Talking about boobs is cool. Talking about hair growth is uncool. Clear? OK thanks. The Boston Legal star told Pregnancy Magazine:
"I have boobs now! I always had two pepperonis on board and I'm shocked to see the changes in my body. I'm also experiencing rapid hair growth. I feel like a Yeti." (Source)
Dear God, I just puked a little in my mouth. If you're remotely attractive, the words "rapid hair growth" should never come out of your mouth. And if you're supermodel-hot, you just shouldn't talk, lest you ruin your appeal. Like last night, my girlfriend started complaining to me about how she doesn't think the Hawaiian Tropic judges take her seriously because her breasts are so big and perfect. "Awww, that's cute," I told her, "you think I care about what you have to say. Well I don't so get over here and take me on another vacation to pleasure country you sexy little devil."
