Julianne Hough

Julianne Hough at Day 2 of The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio (4/13)

After breaking up with Ryan Seacrest (after presumably not having sex for many, many years), Julianne Hough is in desperate need of a jumping. She had her eyes set on Alex Pettyfer at Coachella over the weekend, which probably isn't gonna sit too well with his fiance Riley Keough. From Life & Style:
"Julianne and Alex were flirting a lot," a partygoer tells Life & Style of the dancer's flirty behavior with the actor at the Armani Exchange Neon Carnival. "She was drinking vodka cocktails all night and by midnight she was standing on the back of a couch with her friends, dancing like crazy and rubbing up against him," the source dishes.

And the blonde bombshell is clearly single and ready to mingle! A day earlier, on Apr. 12 at the ShopBazaar Brunch and Pool Party, an eyewitness tells Life & Style, on newsstands now: "Julianne was gabbing away with friends saying she's so excited to start dating again." And when ex Ryan came up, Julianne was quick to assure guests that things between them were definitely over, overheard saying, "That deal is done."
Damn right, Julianne needs an insertion, and she needs it ASAP. Did you kids catch that little nugget of truth?

"That deal is done"

It's exactly what I've been reporting on those two: Julianne was a beard for hire to protect Ryan Seacrest from the worst kept secret in the world. To tell you the truth, I'm surprised JH wasn't riding the NYC subway during rush hour just to get groped, I guess it's a testament to her willpower (and battery powered devices in her nightstand). In case any of you fellas has the luck of running into Julianne, be careful. Chicks in heat with bodies that tight will break your rod, now matter how much Viagra you pop . . . not that I would know, I am all that is man.

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, January 22

Josh Duhamel and Julianne Hough promoting Safe Haven on the NEW.MUSIC.LIVE show at Much Music in Toronto (pics start here)

Dakota Fanning arriving at Salt Lake City Internaional Airport for the Sundance Film Festival (pics start here)

Natalie Portman out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Lady Gaga shopping at Kitson Kids in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ciara arriving at DSTRKT Club in London (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger arriving at Kiss FM studios in London (pics start here)

Laetitia Casta out and about during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Jennifer Carpenter arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Catherine Zeta-Jones arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jessica Alba out and about in Paris (pics start here)

Halle Berry and her daughter Nahla at Disneyland in Anaheim (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian at the Stephane Rolland Spring/Summer 2013 show during Fashion Week at the Palais De Tokyo in Paris (pics start here)

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Julianne Hough in St. Barts (1/4)

Here's some pics of Julianne Hough in St. Barts last Friday that I never got around to posting ... *makes drinking motion with hand* ... because, um, I was having some computer difficulties. Yeah, let's go with that. Stupid crippling alcoholism Microsoft.

NOTE: Click here for more bikini pics from the New Year

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Julianne Hough bikini pics! (North Carolina - 7/15)

Here's some pics of Julianne Hough frolicking in the Sun yesterday in North Carolina -- the same 9900 °F Sun which causes skin cancer. Hah! Julianne Hough laughs in the face of danger!

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Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest in St. Barts last year

If this story from the National Enquirer is to be believed, Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough are *this* close to getting married. I thought that was illegal in California? . . . wait, Ryan would be marrying Julianne? Oh.
"Ryan was sitting on the fence about when to pop the question until Julianne started talking about her sexy scenes [in Rock of Ages] with Tom [Cruise]," a longtime pal of the Hollywood dynamo tells EnquirerPlus. "Now he's finally ready to put a rind on it!"

... in recent interviews, [Julianne] began gushing about working with Tom, who plays sexy rock god Stacee Jaxx in the film. "I have to say, [I] think he's way more hot now," she said, revealing that one of their scenes was so steamy it got cut from the film. "It was in the strip club, and I game Tom a lap dance," she said. The source points out: "That was all Ryan had to hear! After that, he declared that he was going to make Julianne his bride. They'll be hitched by Christmas."
Poor Julianne, she still thinks Ryan is gonna marry her? Honey, just move on, Ryan isn't the marrying type. He might be what they would have called a "confirmed bachelor" in the good ol' days. Of course, the "good ol' days" being back when you could call a dude a homo and get away with it. I'm not saying that he is, but it makes me feel better to say it since he's banging that piece of ass Julianne Hough. Seriously, I would give my left nut just to sign her yearbook.

*25 Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough pictures total in the gallery:

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Julianne Hough leaving Roka restaurant in London (6/10)

Even though she's Mormon and has said in the past that she doesn't drink alcohol, Julianne Hough was looking a little tipsy after the Rock of Ages premiere afterparty in London on Sunday morning. Of course she gets sloppy drunk now. What, you didn't think morals and values could withstand the pull of the Hollywood machine, did you? You naive little fool. Did you know that, before Lindsay Lohan moved to Hollywood, a wild night for her was drawing pictures of Jesus with elbow macaroni and glitter? And then Hollywood fucked her in the ass and came all over her back, both figuratively -- and in some cases -- literally.

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Julianne Hough at the 2012 CFDA Fashion Awards at Alice Tully Hall in New York (6/4)

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Julianne Hough in St. Barts last year

Ryan Seacrest is one lucky beard-- oops, I mean "guy." He is one lucky guy. Via Contact Music:
Julianne Hough has topped a list of the best summer bodies. The Rock of Ages star - who is dating American Idol host Ryan Seacrest - beat off competition from stars including Gwen Stefani and Kate Hudson to take the top spot in Women's Health's magazine's third annual list of the hottest celebrity beach bodies.

According to the magazine: "This multitalented 23-year-old hates the gym and turns to celeb fitness trainer Tracy Anderson for total-body 'dance-y' workouts. When on the road, she mixes up sessions with her trainer and P90X DVDs. After all that hard work, Julianne follows a strict diet. When dining out, her order generally looks like this: a mixed green salad with lemon (and without cheese) and salmon with mixed vegetables--no oil or salt."
Of course Julianne is the big winner. Click on her pic to get the full sized shot, then I DARE YOU not to masturbate. Go ahead, I'll wait. Back already? Geez, that was fast, maybe you should see a doctor about that, quick draw. Anyways, this chick has absolutely everything going for her these days: the body, the looks, the talent, and she's smart enough to not get into public battles with former A-listers (X-tina, I'm talking about you).

The only thing wrong with Julianne Hough is that disgusting growth on her side -- it's awful. Why she hasn't had it removed, I'll never know, but hopefully she takes care of it before it becomes cancer. Of course by "growth" I mean Ryan Seacrest. Get rid of that thing and you'll go as far as you wanna go, but I can tell you it won't be standing in front of a justice of the peace unless you like your grooms to have sugar in their shoes.

*25 Julianne Hough bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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The 2012 People's Choice Awards

Here's a ridiculously huge gallery I just threw together featuring the attractive people at last night's People's Choice Awards. Because let's face it, ugly people don't have souls. Seriously, what's up with those people?

Nina Dobrev (12 pictures start here)
Elisha Cuthbert (10 pictures start here)
Kristen Bell (3 pictures start here)
Julianne Hough (11 pictures start here)
Rachel Johnson (2 pictures start here)
Lea Michele (11 pictures start here)
Ginnifer Goodwin (11 pictures start here)
Emma Stone (5 pictures start here)
Shay Mitchell (6 pictures start here)
Demi Lovato (10 pictures start here)
Vanessa Hudgens (14 pictures start here)
Cheryl Burke (4 pictures start here)
Chloe Moretz (10 pictures start here)
Kaley Cuoco (8 pictures start here)
Lucy Hale (10 pictures start here)
Jennifer Morrison (10 pictures start here)
Stana Katic (11 pictures start here)
Ashley Benson (13 pictures start here)
Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs (10 pictures start here)
Faith Hill (2 pictures start here)
Miley Cyrus (9 pictures start here)
Ashley Greene (9 pictures start here)

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Julianne Hough

Julianne Hough shopping in Brentwood (10/26)

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Would You Rather?

Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: