Julia Roberts dropped F-bombs and talked tits and ass during a speech honoring Tom Hanks at the "Film Society of Lincoln Center" event in New York last night. From Us Weekly:
"Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee," she began. "So Tom, everybody fucking likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita [Wilson, Hanks' wife], and her tits were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her ass was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks, what the fuck?"
She then went on to say she's seen most of Hanks' films except That Thing (You Do). I love the Cohen brothers, but the hair Tom [in 2004's Ladykillers], I didn't even know what the fuck that movie was about!" Of 2004's The Terminal, she cracked, "You in the airport with the accent? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really. God, I’m wearing the same fucking dress tonight as your publicist!"
The clip above is of the last half of the speech. But I must warn you before you watch it, it's a little unsettling hearing Julia Roberts cuss like a sailor. It's not really what you expect of her. It'd be like hearing Jessica Simpson recite Shakespeare. Or Mariah Carey form a complete sentence without using the words "me" or "I."
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
Wow, Julia Roberts looks like hell. Can we finally end the debate about her being attractive? She’s perfectly average in every sense of the word. I guess it could be a bad angle. A better angle? The camera not facing her.
One thing you won't be seeing on the December 5 broadcast of the American Cinematheque Awards is the necklace Natalie Portman gave Julia Roberts. The New York Daily News has the details on the event as well as Portman's gift:
Oprah Winfrey canceled, Denzel Washington showed up at the last minute, and George Clooney and Brad Pitt sent a video, but Julia Roberts still managed to have a good time Friday night in Los Angeles as she was honored at the American Cinematheque Awards. Natalie Portman claimed that after she'd given her "Closer" co-star a necklace that spelled out the C-word (because they'd used so many "dirty words" in the movie), Roberts gave her one that read "Lil C***." (Source)
I heard Larry Flint was going to get the same necklace but decided it was way too dirty so he got one that said "pussy" instead. Portman was also gonna buy one for Rosie O'Donnell but the largest size necklace she could find was only a quintuple x. Seriously folks, I could go on forever here. Necklace jokes are my specialty.
Give me your best Paris Hilton pearl necklace joke in the comments...
People Magazine had this little feature on their site a few days ago where you had to guess the celebrity based on a baby photo. Yeah, I know, crazy exciting stuff. Almost as exciting as this new set of bedsheets I just bought. Whoaah!!!! So soft!!!!
Anyways I thought I'd save you the trouble and just post the side by side pics here.
Julia Roberts is pregnant again. Marcy Engleman, Roberts' rep, confirmed the news to E! on Friday morning. This will be Roberts third child from husband Danny Moder, who she married in 2002. In 2004, Roberts gave birth to twins Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia, after a difficult pregnancy that left her in bed for the final few weeks. In a recent interview with Oprah Winfrey, Roberts said about her twins:
"I just love them. They're fun and happy and honest and just fill me with so much joy. I guess I didn't realize that you could really just like your children as much as your friends, you know?"
No, I don't know Julia. That's the most retarded comment I've read in months--and that's saying something since I'm averaging 5.2 Paris Hilton stories per week. You didn't know you could "like" your own babies--you know those things that lived inside of you for nine months--as much as your friends? I mean, what the fuck? Did she seriously say that? I also love how Julia describes her two year old babies as "honest." Uhh, Julia, your kids are barely two-years-old. Give 'em a few years to develop that dishonest streak. When you notice that 50 missing from your purse, then you'll know.
