Jude Law outside Wyndham's Theatre in London (8/18)
Do not fuck with Jude Law while he's getting his make-out on. From the
New York Post:
With his marathon performance on Broadway and fathering another child, it's a wonder Jude Law has any strength left. But the star was making out with a hot blonde at The Box on Saturday night. A spy reports, "Other guests were trying to talk to Jude, so he got a member of the staff to keep them away while he flirted with and kissed a very pretty blonde."
It sounds like Jude uses his security guards at a bar like most guys use a wingman (to provide interference while trying to hook up with hot chicks) -- it's too bad Jude didn't have these same people there to protect him when he accepted roles in films like
Alfie,
A.I., and
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Either way, it's nice to see that even with a lack of talent and full head of hair Jude is still able to hook up with hot chicks . . . which is also good news for Moby.
Jude Law and Sienna Miller leaving The Groucho Club in London in 2006 Jude Law's penis just can't quit Sienna Miller. The two have been hooking up on the down low lately in New York. From
Now magazine:
Now they're both starring on Broadway, it seemed inevitable that Jude Law and Sienna Miller would cross paths. But who'd have thought her dog Bess, a present from Jude, would be playing Cupid?
"Sienna and Jude have met up a few times and got on really well," says our source. "So Sienna invited him to Bess's birthday party, which was poignant considering that Jude bought Bess, and her other dog Porgy, as a gift.
"But they're desperate to keep their hook-ups secret because their break-up was so public. They don't want any potential reconciliation all over the papers, especially with Jude having just fathered a child with another woman."
If the fastest way into a man's heart is through his stomach, then the fastest way into a woman's is through her pet. So let this be a lesson to all the fellas out there trying to get laid: If you want to get into a woman's pants, forget the flowers, expensive dinners, and lies about your job title -- just pretend you like her cat. She'll fall in love, and you'll get to pet her pussy. And her vagina.
Cameron Diaz leaving Boujis nightclub in London (7/20)
According to
The Sun, Cameron Diaz is dating both Jude Law and Leo DiCaprio . . . wait for it . . . wait for it . . .
LOL!!! A source told the tabloid:
"Leo is back on the pull after he split from his long term girlfriend Bar Rafaeli. Cameron has been showing a lot of interest while he is in London filming. She was back at his rented apartment in Knightsbridge, west London, a couple of times last week after a series of secret dates. They were joking with friends that they played chess together.
"Jude and Cameron have been good friends since they filmed The Holiday together a few years ago. Now they are both single, things are a bit different between them. Jude has been flirting with her and she has been playing along."
From what I hear, Jude was pulling out the full charm offensive at Boujis specially for Cameron's benefit.
Clearly this story was written by Cameron's publicist. That picture of Cameron was taken early Monday morning. She looks like a cross between someone that would make a balloon animal for me at a circus and something I'd wake up in a cold sweat to. To put this into perspective, Jude is rumored to have banged Natalie Portman, Rachel Stevens, Jessica Simpson, and Lindsay Lohan in her prime. Leo dated two
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover models (Gisele and
Bar Refaeli). The only way those two dudes would ever bang Cameron Diaz is if they lost a bet.
Jude Law leaving The Punch Bowl pub in London (3/3)
He must have crossed the line and had a second strawberry daiquiri . . . or as I call it: my Kryptonite. Am I right fellas or am I right! Boy if I had a nickel every time a second daiquiri led me into a drunken make-out session with a tranny behind a dumpster in a dark alley wow why did I just tell you that.
Jude Law in Ilha Grande, Brazil (12/29)
It's official: It's impossible to look cool when you're snorkeling. You could be simultaneously banging four supermodels in the back seat of your Bentley, but if you were wearing a snorkel, I'd still call you a dork and try to steal your lunch money
Jude Law, Robert Downey Jr., and Guy Ritchie out in London (10/23)
+ Blake Lively and her shitty see through shirt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Biel Brings Her Hotness to Marie Claire [Egotastic!]
+ Charlize Theron is simply beautiful [Just Jared]
+ WHEN CLEAVAGES COLLIDE! [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Billy Ray Cyrus gave Miley "the talk" [The Blemish]
+ 5 Things That Have Been Found In Fat People's Skin Folds [Holy Taco]
+ Good GOD those are some huge boobs (SFW) [Double Viking]
+ Tom Cruise is gonna get torn apart at this roast [Cele|bitchy]
+ Carmen Electra is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
Jude Law is losing his hair
Jude Law's receding hairline miraculously disappeared in these new ads for Dior cologne. Ha, what a loser! Once all the chicks in London find out he has a Photoshop artist on his staff, I bet Jude only bangs five random chicks a week instead of his normal ten. And he can forget about fivesomes and sixsomes. I couldn't see him pulling anything more than a foursome after this scandal.
[The Sun]
Jude Law and Kimberly Stewart making out at 195 nightclub in London (5/17)
Jude Law's zipper was down at a club the other night in London and Rod Stewart's daughter Kimberly totally zipped it back up for him. So helpful that girl. It's refreshing to see a well-adjusted celebrity kid that thinks of others before she thinks of herself. Rod must be so proud.
Jude Law is going bald
Ha! Jude's hairline is receding faster than Hamilcar in the Battle of Cape Ecnomus. Yeah, I went there.
[Splash News]
Bauer-Griffin
Jude Law was arrested by London police today for attacking a paparazzo outside his home on Tuesday. Law's attorney Graham Shear says the actor voluntarily turned himself in this morning to face charges. According to the photographer:
“I was at a bus stop near Jude's house but I wasn't taking pictures of him. My camera was still in the bag. He was by himself when he recognised me and started accusing me of being a paedophile and that all I wanted to do was take pictures of his children. I was shocked at his behaviour.” (Source)
Of course he attacked the photographer. Damn kid was probably on his lawn trampling his rose bushes. Because according to what Jude Law was wearing yesterday in London, he's a few months shy of his 85th birthday. Christ, my great grandpa thinks that outfit is uncool and he wears a diaper.
