Jude Law

Jude Law is half bald now

For the past few months, Jude Law has been wearing a hat pretty much everywhere he goes (like here in November, and here in December). Many people thought it was because he loved hats. Nope. As you can clearly see from his appearance at the Paris premiere of Sherlock Holmes 2 last Thursday, Jude's receding hairline has kicked into overdrive and he's half-bald now. Cool. Now no hot chicks will like him, which means more for the rest of us. Losing my virginity, here I come!

*12 Jude Law pictures total in the gallery:

Jude Law leaving the Donmar Warehouse theatre in London after performing in Anna Christie (9/15)

OK I need to get this out of the way: Jude Law's new mustache is simply spectacular. I want to name it. I want to touch it. I want to go to dinner with it. I want to know everything about it. I am simply in awe.

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Jude Law and Sienna Miller leaving C London restaurant in England last year

Man, I really thought these two were going to make it this time -- I really thought this eighth time would be different. From People:

They were hot and heavy over the summer, and still vacationing together after Christmas, but perhaps winter iced over this relationship: Jude Law and Sienna Miller have split up, PEOPLE has learned.

"It is mutual and amicable and they are still friends," a friend of the actors says [of their decision to separate several weeks ago]. "It was an entirely an end-of-the relationship decision. It had run its course."

Adds a rep for Law: "I can confirm that Jude Law and Sienna Miller are no longer in a relationship."

These two separate and get back together more than tectonic plates. I'd believe that these two were broken up for good this time if it weren't for the old saying, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me a dozen or more times, and I may just be retarded." The fact that Jude's now single can only mean one thing: there's an opening for a hot nanny at the Law household.

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Jude Law leaving The Wolseley in Mayfair, London (8/19)

Jude Law got absolutely HAMMERED off whiskey shots late last week in London. So how much exactly did he have to drink? Let me put it this way: at the start of the night, he didn't have chest hair.

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Sienna Miller bikini pics!

Here's Sienna Miller having a fabulous time in Ibiza today I hate you. Jude Law's also with her but obviously not in the picture above. He had to head back to their yacht a little early to bang the help. Do they make an adult version of those kid leashes that bad parents use?

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Sienna Miller and Jude Law out and about in New York (4/5)

So maybe getting back together wasn't the greatest idea for Sienna Miller and noted asshole Jude Law . . . from the New York Daily News:

The drama isn't over for Jude Law and Sienna Miller. The recently reunited couple were spotted having a "spectacular falling out" at a nposh London bar, the Daily Mail reports.

"It was like old times," a witness snitched to the paper after Law and Miller reportedly got into a public shouting match following a game of snooker at East London's Shoreditch House.

"They had this blazing row in front of everyone, and Sienna walked out. I couldn’t tell you what the row was about, but Sienna had a huge tantrum," another onlooker said. "It was quite dramatic. As soon as she left, Jude started blatantly chatting up another girl in the club at the bar. She was very pretty and was clearly delighted that this huge movie star was making a move on her. Then, after a while, Sienna came back. You should have seen her face when she saw Jude and this other girl."

There's an ancient Chinese proverb that states: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 622 times, I'LL KILL YOU YOU ASSHOLE." Sadly, it appears that when it comes to the sanctity of their relationship, Sienna's about as delusional as this guy. Perhaps at this point it would just be better if these two had an open relationship. That way, Sienna could start dating whoever she wanted, and Jude . . . could continue doing exactly what he's doing.

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Jude Law and Sienna Miller at The Costume Institute Gala Benefit in New York (5/3)

The Daily Mail is reporting that Jude Law and former fiance Sienna Miller -- who have been quietly having sexual relations for months now -- are engaged again and planning a summer wedding. Smart move. A long engagement just gives Jude more time to cheat. From the paper:

Following my news that Jude Law and Sienna Miller have got engaged, I hear the couple are planning a wedding in Gloucestershire this summer. Sienna, 28, wants a ‘bohemian-style’ marriage near her country bolthole and has asked her sister Savannah to design the dress.

"They don’t want to jinx things by talking about it, but they have told their nearest and dearest that they would like to get married in the summer," says a chum. "Sienna is also saying that she has some other really exciting news, but she is not saying anything to anyone at the moment."

According to my source, the couple are also planning to have a ‘second’ wedding in New York, which they now consider their home, shortly afterwards.

Jude, 37, and Sienna were engaged before but she broke it off in 2006 after he had an affair with the nanny of his children - he has two sons and a daughter from his marriage to Sadie Frost.

"They have put the past behind them and want to move on," the source said.

Perhaps Sienna has decided to get back with Jude because she's accepted the old adage that "time heals old wounds." Since she has some "other really exciting news," a more likely scenario is that Jude forgot to wear a condom during their last drunken hook-up. I think we can all agree that for their unborn child's sake, let's just hope these two do get married live happily ever after stick with male nannies.

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, May 5

Sienna Miller and Jude Law leaving Pastis restaurant in NYC (pics start here)

Paulina Rubio at the 2010 Triumph lingerie contest in Spain (pics start here)

Kate Winslet on the set of Mildred Pierce in New York (pics start here)

Sarah Palin at Time's "100 Most Influential People In The World Gala" at Lincoln Center in New York (pics start here)

Paris and Nicky Hilton leaving Trousdale nightclub in Hollywood (pics start here)

Kate Hudson on the set of Something Borrowed in New York (pics start here)

Marcia Cross leaving Starbucks in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Chris Kattan leaving Rite-Aid in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jake Gyllenhaal arriving to the Claridge's hotel in London (pics start here)

Bar Refaeli at LAX airport (pics start here)

Justin Timberlake out and about in New York (pics start here)

Russell Crowe outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York (pics start here)

Tom Brady leaving a hotel in New York (pics start here)

Demi Moore at a news conference in Washington, D.C. (pics start here)

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Jude Law in London last December

Jude Law is going to be a great father . . . two days a year. Wait, is that enough parenting days to qualify him for the "father of the year" award? From News of the World:

Jude Law has agreed to meet his lovechild twice a year - after thrashing out a deal with the baby's mum. The Sherlock Holmes star held talks with Sam Burke at a hotel in Miami, Florida, to sort out visits to see daughter Sophia. It was also the first time Jude, 37, had seen the tot who was born five months ago.

A pal of model Sam said: "Jude will visit his daughter at least twice a year, once around Christmas."

The written deal was thrashed out by Jude's lawyer, along with child maintenance - believed to top $5,000 a month - and an agreement not to talk about her fling with Jude.

Dad-of-four Law, who is back dating actress Sienna Miller, barely spoke to Sam, 25. The pal added: "He was quite stand-offish with her. He cuddled Sophia and admitted she looked beautiful but his visit was fleeting and seemed mainly businesslike."

It sounds like with so much love and nurturing, Jude's child will undoubtedly grow up to be a well-adjusted member of society -- if by "well-adjusted member of society" you really mean "dirty stripper whore." At the very least, it's probably safe to assume that Sophia will achieve what these days is considered to be the pinnacle of success: a Nobel Prize a spot on a reality TV show.

Sienna Miller and Jude Law in Barbados last December

I guess Sienna Miller's forgiven and forgotten when it comes to Jude Law cheating on her five years ago. She just moved into his place in London. Next step, sex! From the Daily Mail:

Now, a friend of the actress says: "Sienna has instructed estate agents Foxtons to put her London house on the market and has decided to move in with Jude. She had it up for sale last year but it didn’t sell."

Sienna has barely stepped through the door of the two-bed ‘bachelorette pad’ in Maida Vale, West London, since she and Jude re-united in New York - where they had been working on Broadway.

"Sienna has already moved most of her stuff into Jude’s place which is very close by," the friend says. "She spends every waking moment with him and that’s the real reason why she wants to get rid of the Maida Vale place. They are back on track and living together is the next step. They had an amazing holiday at Christmas and made a decision to commit to one another. Jude has vowed that his cheating days are behind him and Sienna has begged her family to give him the benefit of the doubt, even though he let her down last time."

It's nice to know Sienna can forgive Jude for his past sexual transgressions. The real test will be if she can ever forgive him for Alfie and Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Of course, there can only be one reason why Sienna decided to get back together with an ex that cheated on her: love compatibility Sherlock Holmes' $400 million in box office receipts.