J.R. Rotem is a lying whore
Remember that thing I posted a few hours ago about J.R. Rotem denying that he told In Touch Weekly he knocked up Britney Spears. Turns out he may be a lying whore. An email I just received from the mag:
In Touch Weekly has documented proof that JR Rotem confirmed to In Touch on Monday, November 26, 2007 that Britney Spears was pregnant and that he was the father. Before he denies this information, he should acknowledge that he confirmed the story to In Touch through text message.
Well this proves it then, JR is lying. Because text messages are bulletproof, virtually impossible to fake without a team of skilled scientists working for months on end. Oh hey, look who just texted me:
Remember in December when Britney Spears was dating that douchy-looking music producer J.R. Rotem? Well the douchy-looking record producer opened up about that relationship in the upcoming issue of Complex magazine. After first lying about when he actually dated Spears ("Britney and I were dating, before the crotch-shot thing" - Crotchgate occurred in Late November; Rotem was linked to Spears in mid to late December), Rotem admitted:
"Now it's kind of rocky between us. We're working together still, but I'm not sure if I want to be tied down, period."
He then boasted of some of his other pairings, though he didn't say if they were personal or professional [EDITOR'S NOTE: this story is way funnier if you assume he meant he dated all these chicks].
"Britney, Mya, Bai Ling, Hayden Panettiere, Meagan Good - it's a pretty big list, and it's growing. Britney got me the furthest. She had something special." (Source)
That's 17-year-old Hayden Panettiere by the way. And J.R. is 32. So to recap, a 32-year-old man is boasting to the media about banging a 17-year-old teenager (probably 15-16 when they "dated"). Wow. And I thought my Dad was creepy for his tendency to hold onto handshakes just a second too long. Or my dentist for always making remarks about how well my pants fit. At least they never bragged about committing statutory rape ... OK, well at least my dentist never did that.
According to In Touch Weekly and me, Britney Spears is a bitch. During a recent phone conversation with soon-to-be-ex Kevin Federline, Britney asked him if he'd seen the pictures of her kissing J.R. Rotem:
"It was really bad," an "eyewitness source" told the mag, adding that Spears also started bragging to her ex about some sex she'd had. Federline was furious, although he reportedly isn't quite sure whether he believes that she's been dating. "[Spears] just started pushing his buttons. ... He started screaming at her."Spears is reportedly also taunting Federline about no longer living the lavish life they shared, but sources say that he continues to gather info on her hard partying to use in the custody battle against her.
It's almost like Britney wants us to root against her. Two months ago, I didn't think I could ever take K-Fed's side in anything. But after a month of Britney acting like Hollywood's version of Andrea Yates, I hope he wins custody of the kids. Let that sink in for a second, I'M TAKING K-FED'S SIDE. This may be the most incredidble switching of loyalties since I started rooting for the Germans towards the tail end of World War II, what with their cute uniforms, funny accents, and little button noses.
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Here's some more pics of Britney's new guy J.R. Rotem after his recent lunch at The Ivy. Now I know Britney doesn't like the type of guy who wears a cashmere sweater over his shoulder with it tied in a faggy knot in the front, but c'mon--this guy is a douche bag. He looks like he just came from a casting call for The Sopranos. He wasn't so much eating at The Ivy as he was shaking them down for protection money.
Britney Spears was photographed last night making out with record producer Jonathan "J.R." Rotem, owner of Beluga Heights record label. Rotem's MySpace page confirms that he is working with Britney:
Rotem's Beluga Heights label has also inked longtime collaborator and SOS co-writer, Evan "Kidd" Bogart, to a publishing and songwriting deal. Rotem and Bogart continue to work on various projects such as Britney Spears, Jessi Malay, Ashley Tisdale and much more.
Damn! I had December 19th as the day Britney would be photographed kissing another man. I had my hopes on her being seduced by one of those mall Santas.
