Josh Hutcherson

Josh Hutcherson and Jennifer Lawrence promoting The Hunger Games at Barnes & Noble in New York (3/20)

Wait a minute, who the hell is Josh Hutcherson? From the National Enquirer:

Josh Hutcherson shot to stardom via the record-breaking blockbuster The Hunger Games. But he's still trying to boost his celebrity status - by chasing costar Jennifer Lawrence! "He's really pissing her off," says a source. "He harasses her to go to dinner, and stresses her out. And he gets annoyed whens she turns him down." (Print Edition - 5/28)

Hey Josh, you're trying too hard. Pull back on the reigns a little bit, sweetheart, there's plenty of time and whores for you to take advantage of. There's a fine line between being aggressive in love and being a stalker -- trust me, I'm an expert. I know The Hunger Games wasn't the pussy magnet you thought it'd be, but Jennifer Lawrence is a co-worker so lay off. Don't let Chris Brown's aggression towards women fool you -- they want his fame more than his cock and you, my friend, have neither. Let me give you this bit of wisdom that the great Dalai Lama once passed to me: "Don't shit where you eat, you Goddam asshole, now be a dear and rub my feet." The mouth on that Dalai Lama . . .

*20 Jennifer Lawrence pictures total in the gallery:

Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutcherson are more than friends

Last month, Vanessa Hudgens told Ellen DeGeneres that she and Journey 2 costar Josh Hutcherson were just friends ("I'm single. Can't a girl have friends?... Aww, I love him. We just did a movie together and we had the best time"). And there's the two of them above just being friends at PINZ bowling alley in Studio City on Wednesday. I especially like how they're holding hands, just like two friends. I bet Josh is such good friends with Vanessa that he even took the time to pull out and not cum inside of her later that night. BFFs forever!

*15 Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutcherson pictures total in the gallery:

Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutcherson at the 2011 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio (4/15)

With that dork on the right. Seriously. WTF? I'm not comfortable with Vanessa Hudgens being in love with a guy who my sister could probably beat up. From the Chicago Sun Times:

[Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutcherson], who were seen looking very cozy at the Coachella Valley Music festival near Palm Springs, Calif., last weekend, reportedly have “made a special commitment to each other,” a close friend of Hudgens said Tuesday.

“Vanessa is head-over-heels crazy for him,” said the source, who indicated that the actress — currently between projects — is planning on camping out in North Carolina this summer as Hutcherson films “The Hunger Games” there with Oscar nominee Jennifer Lawrence and Liam Hemsworth.

These two have made a "special commitment to each other"? Knowing Vanessa, that probably means that she'll be sure to send any new nude photos of herself to Josh before she releases them to the paparazzi. I just hope that, for this dude's sake, he knows what he's getting into . . . and if he doesn't, all he has to do is look at these pics to find out. So hot.

*16 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:

Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutcherson hook up?

Vanessa Hudgens put on a brave face [and some slutty little shorts] in the wake of the latest nude picture scandal she most certainly started and went on a motorcycle ride yesterday with her Journey 2 costar Josh Hutcherson. The two then went inside Vanessa's house where, I hate to make assumptions, but you know, *makes blowjob motion with hand and mouth*. Afterward, Josh went to a local gun range and shot some fish in a barrel because he wanted to do something "a little more challenging than hook up with Vanessa."

*10 Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutcherson pictures total in the gallery: