Fergie and Josh Duhamel arriving on a flight at LAX airport
Fergie told Us Weekly
that her husband Josh Duhamel wanted to knock her up on their first date. Hmmm, is it because she looked like a stripper? Because Josh loves strippers. Even more than sacred wedding vows
The 38-year-old singer added that Duhamel, her husband of more than four years, knew that he wanted to be a dad from the couple's very first date.
"[Josh] has been amazing," Fergie told Us Weekly at the LOGO New Now Next awards on Saturday, April 13. "He's so nice and wonderful and he sings and talks to my belly all the time. He's very complimentary. I'm very lucky that he is really good to me ... He's going to be an amazing father. He's just got natural parenting instincts and he wanted to knock me up from our first date! He is ready!"
It's funny how reality is based solely on perception. Fergie looks at Josh Duhamel as a love at first sight-type of fella who wanted to start a family immediately -- a relationship written in the stars, if you will. That's a wonderful fairy tale, isn't it? Josh on the other hand was probably not so romantic. He probably saw her as an easy lay who wouldn't worry about a condom if she got drunk enough -- which would have also been my assumption based on the image that Fergie has worked so hard to create. That's pretty much the deal when your biggest single to date is an ode to your hump, your hump, your lovely little lumps. *20 Fergie and Josh Duhamel pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, January 22
and Julianne Hough
promoting Safe Haven
on the NEW.MUSIC.LIVE show at Much Music in Toronto (pics start here
arriving at Salt Lake City Internaional Airport for the Sundance Film Festival (pics start here
out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here
shopping at Kitson Kids in West Hollywood (pics start here
arriving at DSTRKT Club in London (pics start here
arriving at Kiss FM studios in London (pics start here
out and about during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here
arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here
arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here
out and about in Paris (pics start here
and her daughter Nahla at Disneyland in Anaheim (pics start here
at the Stephane Rolland Spring/Summer 2013 show during Fashion Week at the Palais De Tokyo in Paris (pics start here
*110 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Fergie and Josh Duhamel jogging in Calistoga, CA
Here's some pics of Fergie and Josh Duhamel jogging over the weekend. I simply have to know where Fergie got those pants. You can barely see her cock. They would work perfectly for my Halloween costume as a hard-edged Southern lady. I'm the motherfucking belle of the ball!*20 Fergie pictures total in the gallery:
Fergie and Josh Duhamel
So I guess Fergie is afraid that her husband Josh Duhamel is getting a little too close to his Transformers
co-star Rosie Huntington-Whitely. Oh I'm sure she has nothing to worry about it. Josh would never violate the sanctity of his marriage like that
. From the National Enquirer
Pop rocker Fergie fears that her hubby Josh Duhamel will cheat again - this time with his gorgeous Transformers:Dark of the Moon co-star Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. The handsome actor and the Victoria's Secret model have been looking very chummy at promotional events for the film - and pals say Fergie is frantic that Josh is going to stray, sources tell The Enquirer.
"Fergie knows all too well that Josh has a wandering eye," said an insider. "And even though Rosie has been romantically linked to British action star Jason Statham since last year, she's a very alluring young women. Fergie's been worried sick that she and Josh might hook up out on the road while promoting their movie."
This story is the exact reason I don't date outside of the international runway circuit. If I was to slum it with some loser Maxim
model who was barely a 9, she'd be freaked out all the time that I was cheating on her. Such is life when you date/marry someone who simply isn't up to your level of attractiveness. *flexes in the mirror**23 Fergie and Josh Duhamel pictures total in the gallery:
Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel at the premiere of Life as We Know It at Ziegfeld Theatre in New York
Are Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel sleeping with each other? Probably not, but it'd be just plain irresponsible of me not to publicize the rumors and destroy their reputations. From the National Enquirer
“Knocked Up” star Katherine Heigl’s intense off-screen relationship with “Transformers” hunk Josh Duhamel has plunged both their marriages into crisis, sources tell The Enquirer. The two played lovers in the romantic comedy “Life As We Know It"...
Despite their spouses’ concerns, 32-year-old Katherine and Duhamel, 38, refuse to tone down their relationship, said the source. “Josh and Katherine make late night to one another and e-mail throughout the day,” the insider adds. “They excuse it as work a lot of the time, but now that promotion for the movie is pretty much done, there’s really no reason for them to be in touch so often.”
Sources say that Katherine’s husband Josh, 30, is complaining to pals, and Fergie, 35, is suspicious of her cheating husband, who-as The Enquirer exclusively revealed- engaged in a marathon sex session with stripper Nicole Forrester while filming “Life As We Know It” in Atlanta in October 2009. “It’s a mess for both couples,” said the insider.
What's wrong with Hollywood publicists these days? These sort of contrived controversies designed to stir up media attention are supposed to come out closer to a film's release date -- not two months after. Besides, a romantic comedy starring Katherine Heigl doesn't need extra press -- it needs TO BE DESTROYED WITH FIRE.*25 Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel pictures total in the gallery:
Josh Duhamel at a gas station in Brentwood
In an interview with Entertainment Tonight
, Josh Duhamel sounded very regretful for the incident two weeks ago in which he was booted from a plane
for refusing to turn his phone off:
"It's just one of those situations that you wish you could have back. I meant no disrespect to the crew or the flight attendant or any of the people that were on the plane. I didn't mean to further delay them.
You know, that's just not the person I try to be, and I just wanted a chance to apologize to the people that were affected by it."
OK, clearly he's been coached by a team of PR experts to say all the right things. Weird that he hasn't cracked a joke yet to deflect from the seriousness of the situation . . .
"The lesson that I learned is that I probably need to check myself into 'BlackBerries Anonymous.'"
And there you go. So predictable. Unfortunately for Josh, not everyone in the media is buying his bullshit. The Chicago Sun Times
...several sources close to the actor report he’s notorious for being rude in airports and to flight personnel.
“He just has a sense of entitlement that is incredible. And when he doesn’t get his way he goes nuts,” said someone who should know.
Sorry Josh, when you get on a commercial airplane, you forfeit your celebrity card. As soon as those doors close, the only thing you can expect is cramped seating and someone ugly next to you peeling an orange and making awkward small talk. Oh really, you're from Memphis? Fascinating
. If Josh doesn't want to follow the rules, he should fly private. That's the only way my dad flew when I was kid. I think it had something to do with U.S. Marshals Service policy against transporting violent felons on commercial flights.*16 Josh Duhamel pictures total in the gallery:
Josh Duhamel is sort of a dick
Josh Duhamel -- famous for being the guy Fergie tricked into marrying her -- was kicked off a plane yesterday for refusing to turn off his BlackBerry. What an incredible badass. From TMZ
We're told Duhamel was on a flight from New York (LGA) to Kentucky -- when, according to sources, the flight attendant asked Duhamel to turn off his BlackBerry before takeoff ... but he refused. One passenger tells us Duhamel was "very rude" and "taunting the attendant."
We're told the flight attendant asked Josh to turn off the device three separate times -- and on the third time Josh laughed at his request. We're told Duhamel's reaction infuriated the attendant, who then called for backup -- and the plane, which was already on the runway, was turned back to the gate. Two officers eventually boarded the plane and escorted Duhamel off of the aircraft.
I can't believe Josh treated a hardworking stewardess like she was a piece of dirt. Boy I'd like to give him a piece of my mind. I won't of course because I'm afraid of his wife, but boy would I like to. I heard she bends steel rods for fun and likes to throw cinder blocks at little children walking home from school.*10 Josh Duhamel pictures total in the gallery:
Josh Duhamel at the premiere of Life As We Know It in New York
A woman pretty much attacked Josh Duhamel and tried to make out with him at his movie premiere in New York last week, but he was able to expertly fight her off. Of course he was -- he has lots of experience in fending off awkward and unwanted kisses . . . he's been married to Fergie for what, two years now? From the New York Post
Josh Duhamel was manhandled by a mystery woman who tried to snog the handsome star at Thursday's premiere of his movie, "Life as We Know It." Duhamel, married to Black Eyed Peas star Fergie, was shocked when the well-groomed stranger "marched up to him after the movie had finished at the Ziegfeld, grabbed his neck and tried to start making out with him. She seemed pretty excited. He was trying to get away but she'd clamped on. A security guard had to pull her off and throw her out. She was lucky his wife was on tour." A source close to Duhamel said, "It was a little freaky. She wouldn't let go."
Even though Josh is rich, famous, and so good-looking that he has women throwing themselves at him, there's probably still one thing in life he wishes he had: a divorce. Josh should do himself a favor and take a play out of the George Clooney handbook -- remain single until he's so wealthy that women won't care if his balls hang below his knees or his pubes are the same color as Gandalf's beard. What I'd give to trade places with Clooney's index finger for a day . . .*20 Josh Duhamel pictures total in the gallery:
Josh Duhamel out and about in Santa Monica
Remember the affair
that Josh Duhamel had with that stripper last year? Baby Josh Duhamel, come on down! From the National Enquirer
The busty stripper who said she had a wild fling with Josh Duhamel this past fall has made an outrageous new claim, telling friends that she believes she could be carrying his child! In a bombshell new development, exotic dancer Nicole Forrester has told pals that she's pregnant and is "95 percent certain" hunky Josh fathered her unborn child, The Enquirer has learned exclusively.
Speaking at her home in Georgia, the divorced mother of two told a friend: "Yes, I'm pregnant. Yes, it's probably Josh's. I haven't decided what I'm going to do."
She's "95 percent certain" it's his? Where did she come up with such a low number? Doesn't this Nicole chick realize that she can't become pregnant from giving handjobs in the champagne room or blowing the club manager for weekend stage time -- of course it's Josh's! That said, he better pray to God the kid isn't his. Because there's only one thing less likely than a trashy skank aborting her meal ticket: Tyra Banks not stopping in front of a mirror.
Josh Duhamel suddenly doesn't look like an asshole anymore
"Honey, you can't be mad at me anymore. I only fucked 1 stripper
. Tiger fucked, like, 10. If anything, I deserve a 'Husband of the Year' award."