Christina Aguilera insists that she and her husband spend every Sunday with each other completely naked:
Christina told Cosmopolitan magazine: "We have naked Sundays. You just lie in bed all day and chill with each other and do things that husbands and wives do. We love our cosiness."
I'd normally be extremely jealous of Jordan but, I mean, there's no chance that he's straight, right? He's the gay friend that every hot chick seems to have nearby—only Christina Aguilera actually married him. Something tells me if there was a spider in the house, Jordan would probably scream, make those faggy up and down hand motions, and then jump up on the couch until Christina stepped on it.
Aguilera further added:
"We have our taco night. He cooks the meat and I chop the tomatoes and the lettuce. It's important to take time for your spouse and nurture the relationship."
If I was married to Christina Aguilera, every night would be "taco" night. *rimshot*
