Jonah Hill

Paparazzi photos from Friday, May 18

Jonah Hill out and about in New York (pics start here)

Eva Herzigova on the set of a photoshoot at the Martinez Hotel in Cannes, France (pics start here)

Chloe Moretz out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler leaving a pilates class in Studio City (pics start here)

Kelly Carlson out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Julianna Margulies at the 2012 El Museo Del Barrio Gala at Cipriani in New York (pics start here)

Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox running errands in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Laird Hamilton and his daughter out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Kathy Hilton shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Irina Shayk at the launch party for Xti shoes Winter Collection at the Hospes Hotel in Madrid (pics start here)

Eva Mendes leaving Starbucks in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ashlee Simpson shopping in L.A. (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian leaving her hotel in London (pics start here)

Hayley Atwell at a photocall for Ten Things I Hate About Life during the Cannes Film Festival (pics start here)

*124 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Jonah Hill and George Clooney arriving back at their hotel in London (2/12)

I'm not gonna say I saw this coming (I totally did), but after losing a shitload of weight last year, Jonah Hill appears to be packing it all back on. Weird. You'd think having to fight off so much hot pussy day after day after day would be a workout in itself. I'm kidding of course. Jonah Hill might be the only actor in history nominated for an Oscar who's also a virgin. And not by choice.

*10 Jonah Hill pictures total in the gallery:

Jonah Hill leaving Scott's restaurant in London (8/14)

No matter how fat Jonah Hill got (and he was HUGE), his girlfriend Jordan Klein stood by his side. So, thanks for that. Here's a parting gift. From Life & Style:

Jonah Hill recently shed 40 pounds, and now he's lost...his girlfriend. Life & Style can exclusively reveal that the 27-year-old funnyman has ended his long-term relationship with Jordan Klein.

"They decided to break up, although everyone thought these two would be heading toward marriage," an insider reveals to Life & Style.

The pair, who met while attending high school at Crossroads in Santa Monica, have dated since 2008. Just this past July, they were spotted in a hot-and-heavy PDA session in LA.

I hate to be a dick to this Jordan chick, but it makes complete sense that Jonah dumped her ass. Seriously, why would you want to date a chick who used to like fat guys? Ew. Have some self-respect, woman.

*9 Jonah Hill pictures total in the gallery:

Jonah Hill throws like a girl

To promote his new film Moneyball (how does he keep getting work?), Jonah Hill threw out the first pitch yesterday at the Oakland A's game. And then, after he left the field, he sat down and took a nice long piss.

NOTE: Video on PAGE 2 that somehow makes him look like an even bigger pussy

*10 Jonah Hill pictures total in the gallery:

Jonah Hill leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (7/9)

+ Taylor Momsen busts out the nipple tape [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Teen Mom Farrah is in a bikini, and so are her implants [The Superficial]
+ Katy Perry is a sexy mermaid [Celebuzz]
+ Kim Kardashian's ass in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Cintia Dicker looks great half-naked [Popoholic]

+ Kim Kardashian looking old-school sexy [Caught on Set]
+ Anne Hathaway is classy hot [Guyism]
+ Extremely awkward news moment [EgoTv]
+ Jake Gyllenhaal is shirtless [Socialite Life]

+ LeAnn Rimes was a pig back in the day [Dlisted]
+ Twice the bikini fun [Double Viking]
+ Kate Upton: Sexiest. Softball Player. Ever. [Busted Coverage]
+ Hey there, Selena Gomez's boobies [Evil Beet]

*10 Jonah Hill pictures total in the gallery:

Jonah Hill at the Irish premiere of Get Him To The Greek in Dublin (6/22)

You may not believe this but Jonah Hill has been having a tough time with the ladies lately -- especially Brazilian supermodels. Oh I know, right? I bet they're just playing hard to get with him. From the New York Post:

Funnyman Jonah Hill struck out with the ladies at Southside the other night. The "Get Him to the Greek" star hit the SoHo hot spot with a pack of hipster guy friends and sat in the corner drinking cans of Genny Cream Ale. Hill, who has a long-term girlfriend, tried to chat with a few Colombian and Brazilian models who had no idea who he was and turned him down.

If Jonah wants to hook up with models, he needs to make sure they've seen his movies first. That dude at a club trying to spit game with hot chicks who don't recognize him is like Audrina Patridge at a restaurant trying to calculate what 20% of her bill is so she can leave a tip -- neither one of them has a snowball's chance in hell of succeeding. Jonah needs to accept the fact that without his film career, "big-boned" guys like him only get laid when they use whores chloroform.

*5 Jonah Hill pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Friday, May 21

Kate Gosselin at Discovery Cove in Orlando (pics start here)

Anne Hathaway out and about in New York (pics start here)

Kate Hudson on the set of her new film Something Borrowed in Southampton, Long Island (pics start here)

Camilla Belle at amfAR's Cinema Against AIDS Gala in Cannes (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving a dog park in L.A. (pics start here)

Sacha Baron Cohen and his wife Isla Fisher out for lunch at Monsieur Marcel restaurant in L.A. (pics start here)

Natalie Imbruglia arriving to the Armani Party in Cannes (pics start here)

Charlize Theron leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jonah Hill leaving a hotel in New York (pics start here)

Maggie Q at the CW UpFront at MSG in New York (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York (pics start here)

Katie Holmes leaving a dance studio in L.A. (pics start here)

Kylie Minogue leaving Movida nightclub in London (pics start here)

Bridget Moynahan at the CBS UpFront at Lincoln Center in NYC (pics start here)

Mischa Barton at amfAR's Cinema Against AIDS Gala in Cannes (pics start here)

*124 pics total in the gallery: