Angelina Jolie at the Golden Globe Awards in L.A. (1/11)
Did you know that Angelina Jolie is a total freaking bitch? It's true. Jon Voight's defeated expression told me. From the
National Enquirer:
Angelina Jolie gave dad Jon Voight the cold shoulder at the Golden Globes after-party at the Beverly Hilton's Circa 55 restaurant on Jan. 11. When Jon approached Angie's table, she ignored him and continued to chat with a girlfriend. Jon waited patiently for nearly 20 minutes, but finally gave up and moved on. (Print Edition - 1/26)
When ranking her all-time proudest accomplishments, do you think Angelina Jolie would put "ripped the heart out of a poor old man" above or below "swallowed more seamen than Moby Dick"? I think it could go either way.
NOTE: If John ever wants to become the center of attention for Angelina again, there's only one thing he can do: marry Brad Pitt.
Jon Voight blasts Barack Obama
In an op-ed piece for the Washington Times, Jon Voight blasts presidential hopeful Barack Obama, saying the democratic candidate is "sowing socialist seeds in young people." An excerpt:
Sen. Barack Obama has grown up with the teaching of very angry, militant white and black people: the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Louis Farrakhan, William Ayers and Rev. Michael Pfleger. We cannot say we are not affected by teachers who are militant and angry. We know too well that we become like them, and Mr. Obama will run this country in their mindset.The Democratic Party, in its quest for power, has managed a propaganda campaign with subliminal messages, creating a God-like figure in a man who falls short in every way. It seems to me that if Mr. Obama wins the presidential election, then Messrs. Farrakhan, Wright, Ayers and Pfleger will gain power for their need to demoralize this country and help create a socialist America. (Source)
Jon better stay away from Hollywood for the next sixth months or he will get hurt. Either he's gonna get his ass jumped by Halle Berry and Scarlet Johansson or Susan Sarandon's gonna run his down in a Prius while he's crossing the street. "Greenest Murder Ever" - Entertainment Weekly
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Jon Voight at the Dirty Harry screening & DVD party in L.A.
(5/29)
I hope Rosie O'Donnell doesn't see this post. If she starts associating a man's mouth with food, she's gonna turn straight in no time.
It was revealed over the weekend that Angelina Jolie's late mother, Marcheline Bertrand, left Angelina and her brother $1.2 million to split in her will (Bertrand passed away in January after a seven-year battle with cancer). According to sources, Angelina's children, Maddox, Zahara and Shiloh, were each left $100,000. They might have received more had Bertrand's ex-husband, actor Jon Voight, remembered to pay alimony:
In an attachment in her own writing, the late actress claims she's still owed $180,000 in spousal support from her ex-husband Jon Voight.
To be fair to Jon, $180,000 is a lot of money. I mean, why give all that cash to your ex-wife when there's Ferraris that need to be bought and coke-fueled stripper orgies that still need to be experienced? Of course some of us don't need $180,000 to experience those carnal pleasures. We rely on a combination of charm and boyish good looks*
*and force
Jon Voight is trying to use gifts to fix his strained relationship with estranged daughter Angelina Jolie. Jolie has shunned her father ever since Voight claimed Jolie had "mental problems" four years ago:
[John Voight] just bought another truckload of gifts for [Jolie] and the three grandchildren he's never seen - Maddox, Zahara and Shiloh... dropping about $1,800 on kiddie duds, toys and a pink bag for Mom! Jolie just ships persona non papa's peace offerings off to charity, say insiders - and who can blame her? When Granddad gave a TV shout-out to his beloved little "SHAKIRA," the TV reporter corrected him, saying the tyke's name correctly..."Zahara." Babbled Voight, "Shahara... Shahara!"
There's a lesson to be learned in this: money helps cover up things like dead hookers discovered under you bed but it won't make your daughter love you. God damn that's deep. Someone should put that on a Mother's Day card and laugh all the way to the bank.
