Jon Hamm

Jon Hamm leaving a bar in Hollywood (11/11)

Jon Hamm got absolutely shitfaced at a bar in Hollywood on Sunday night. I'm assuming he was there to celebrate Veteran's Day. "Hey baby, I just got back from a grueling, two-day Civil War reenactment where I played the aide-de-camp to Maj. Gen. Stonewall Jackson. How 'bout you buy a veteran a drink?" C'mon, I can't be the only one who uses that line . . .

*10 Jon Hamm drunk pictures total in the gallery:

Jon Hamm and Jessica Pare in Maui (10/24)

Here's some pics of Jessica Pare and Jon Hamm in Maui yesterday filming Mad Men. Wow, this is really weird. I don't see any black guys or Mexicans anywhere in any of these pictures. It's only white people. What a shockingly different episode this will be for Mad Men!

*40 Jessica Pare and Jon Hamm pictures total in the gallery:

Christina Hendricks and her bountiful chest

Jon Hamm clearly wants to bang his Mad Men co-star Christina Hendricks. Join the club. Via Contact Music:

Jon Hamm doesn't think Christina Hendricks is a typical "beauty". The 40-year-old actor thinks his Mad Men co-star is stunning, but doesn't believe her curvy frame suits traditional notions of what is attractive.

He told Elle UK: "I can't say Mad Men has changed anything. It's a spike, a blip. I think Christina Hendricks is a beautiful woman, but we live in a culture where the beauty model is significantly different from Christina's silhouette. It shouldn't be - those of us who live in real life realise, especially as we get older, that beauty isn't just 22 years old, blonde, skinny with big tits. Those of us that have lived with and actually seen a real woman naked and made love realise there are many, many iterations."

Watch out, Christina. This Jon Hamm fella is a slickster. Look at how he dangles a compliment while at the same time calling you an ugly fatso. Don't fall for his Jedi mind tricks, Red. Jon is clearly setting you up so you have to prove your worth to him, and by "prove your worth to him" I mean "blow him until he finally calls you pretty." Damn, he's working the same angle that I use to hook up with desperate supermodels. Isn't that right, Adriana Lima and your fat knees?

*25 Christina Hendricks pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, September 2

Katie Cassidy watching Rafael Nadal's opening match at the US Open at Arthur Ashe Stadium in New York (pics start here)

Carmen Electra leaving the Viper Room in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Cindy Margolis at OK! magazine's 5th anniversary party at La Vida nightclub in Hollywood (pics start here)

Katy Perry arriving at BBC Radio 1 Studios in London (pics start here)

Rihanna arriving at her hotel in Oahu, Hawaii (pics start here)

Malin Akerman leaving the Viper Room in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jon Hamm on the set of Mad Men at a hotel in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Alexa Chung arriving at Studio Valbone nightclub in London (pics start here)

Naomi Campbell and her boyfriend Vladislav Doronin at the premiere of Mirial at the 67th Venice Film Festival (pics start here)

Selena Gomez leaving Red O restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Karolina Kurkova out and about in New York (pics start here)

Sienna Miller leaving Soho House in London (pics start here)

*163 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: