Joanne "JoJo" Levesque
Singer Joanne "JoJo" Levesque at the Step Up Women's Network's 10th Anniversary Inspiration Awards in New York (5/29)
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Joanna "JoJo" Levesque at the launch of the "The Ultimate Prom" in New York City (4/8)
Fifteen-year-old singer JoJo is claiming that her October visit to Hollywood hotspot Hyde was totally innocent:
"I didn't know it was 21 and over," she told PEOPLE at the American Music Awards in Los Angeles. "It's a freakin' restaurant and I was there with my mom and two other underage friends. I had milk and cookies! I wasn't drinking alcohol." And even though she says her evening at Hyde "was great," don't expect to see her hitting the nightclub circuit any time soon. "It's not really my thing. I just dipped my toes (in the scene)."
Either JoJo is lying her ass off or she's just really really stupid--like Sherlock Holmes' retarded younger sister who likes to eat soap. That 6'5" bouncer at the door checking IDs--the one with the all the Russian prison tats--should be a major clue that you have to be 21 to enter Hyde. Me cowering in the corner too afraid to talk to the girl at the bar who keeps motioning me over? That's the other clue.
*quietly weeps*
