Johnny Depp flipping the bird at the airport in Nice, France (7/28)
You know what the most fucked up thing about this picture is? Johnny’s not flipping off the paparazzi — he’s flipping off a young boy in a wheelchair behind the paparazzi. It’s true. It’s a dirty little industry secret that Johnny hates the handicapped with a passion . . . OK I probably made that up. The homeless on the other hand . . .
She’s a great whistler
Johnny Depp is set to marry his girlfriend Vanessa Paradis (above), according to Life & Style magazine. The couple have been dating for ten years and have two children together. A friend told the mag:
“Vanessa recently told Johnny that she would love to have a wedding. Johnny loves Vanessa very much, and he said if that’s what would make her happy, then he’d marry her. [Johnny and Vanessa’s children] are really excited about it. Actually the whole family is excited. They wanted to make i n convenient for Johnny’s family in Florida so the nuptials will likely take place in Georgia’s Tybee Island. They’re going to send out invitations in a few weeks.” (Source)
Who wants to marry someone they’ve been with for 10 years? You’d think Johnny would know the second rule of Hollywood: When a chick hits 23, it’s time to trade her in for a younger model. The first rule: Never sleep on your stomach at Tom Cruise’s house.
NOTE: An even scarier pic of Vanessa HERE
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Johnny Depp at the premiere of Sweeney Todd in New York City (12/3)
OK! magazine is reporting that Johnny Depp and his longtime girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis, are getting married sometime within the next few weeks.
… the couple will tie the knot in the next couple of weeks after nine years together in a private ceremony at their villa in the South of France. Johnny and Vanessa have two children together — 8-year-old Lily-Rose and 5-year-old Jack. (Source)
Can someone help me out here? I couldn’t find any pictures of the real Vanessa Paradis, just this drifter who coincidently is also named Vanessa Paradis. And it looks like she knows Johnny Depp, too. Weird.
