
Johnny Depp to star in fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie
Johnny Depp has agreed to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow for a fourth installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. His salary? $56 million. As in dollars. $56 million dollars. The sum eclipses Tom Hanks' record payday 0f $50 million for Sony's Da Vinci Code prequel, Angels & Demons. A source told the Daily Mail:
"It's a lot of swag but they just can't make another without Sparrow." (Source)
Really? Johnny Depp's worth $56 million. Seems to me like you could build a pretty robot that walks and talks like Johnny for a few million. Hell, I built a half-decent sexbot out of an old toaster and a jar of peanut bu -- you didn't hear that . . . so . . . crazy weather lately or what?

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Johnny Depp flipping the bird at the airport in Nice, France (7/28)
You know what the most fucked up thing about this picture is? Johnny's not flipping off the paparazzi -- he's flipping off a young boy in a wheelchair behind the paparazzi. It's true. It's a dirty little industry secret that Johnny hates the handicapped with a passion . . . OK I probably made that up. The homeless on the other hand . . .


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She's a great whistler
Johnny Depp is set to marry his girlfriend Vanessa Paradis (above), according to Life & Style magazine. The couple have been dating for ten years and have two children together. A friend told the mag:
"Vanessa recently told Johnny that she would love to have a wedding. Johnny loves Vanessa very much, and he said if that's what would make her happy, then he'd marry her. [Johnny and Vanessa's children] are really excited about it. Actually the whole family is excited. They wanted to make i n convenient for Johnny's family in Florida so the nuptials will likely take place in Georgia's Tybee Island. They're going to send out invitations in a few weeks." (Source)
Who wants to marry someone they've been with for 10 years? You'd think Johnny would know the second rule of Hollywood: When a chick hits 23, it's time to trade her in for a younger model. The first rule: Never sleep on your stomach at Tom Cruise's house.
NOTE: An even scarier pic of Vanessa HERE
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