Kirsten Dunst does things
What I could barely ascertain from this article from The Sun is that Kirsten Dunst met this British dude a few weeks ago and now she’s staying at his place and doing touristy stuff like sightseeing. Don’t even attempt the second paragraph, it’s pretty much unintelligible:
JOHNNY BORRELL has introduced new American girlfriend KIRSTEN DUNST to one of the great institutions this side of the pond - British bangers. As I told you yesterday, the Spider-Man star is making herself at home in Johnny’s London flat after meeting the RAZORLIGHT frontman only a few short weeks ago. My snapper - the picture is in today’s Sun newspaper - caught them as they stepped out for a spot of sightseeing in the capital yesterday. Lunch was bangers and mash in a boozer.
KIRSTEN joins MADONNA and GWYNETH PALTROW in the Honorary Brits Club. Madge could be a local girl as she sups Timothy Taylor ale with hubby GUY RITCHIE. Gwyn adores exploring London parks with CHRIS MARTIN. But I don’t think either of them have tasted a snorker. (Source)
I swear to God they talk in some sort of freaking code over there. Snorker? Sups? Snapper? Boozer? Bangers? My head is about to explode. Thankfully, hating Kirsten Dunst is an international language–it knows no borders. Like my Uncle Rich. He forges passports.
