John Travolta



Scientologists [think they] operate on an entirely different level than us non-believing mouthbreathers. Which is why it was so surprising to see John Travolta butcher the hell out of Idina Menzel's name at the Oscars last night. Say it with me now: I-D-I-N-A  M-E-N-Z-E-L. If he can't pronounce that, how the hell can he pronounce Xenu?


John Travolta on the set of The Forger in Boston (10/8)

Wait, how is John Travolta going gray when he has no real hair to begin with? Does he swap out his normal wig with a more mature wig? Is it more of a gradual process, or does he immediately go gray in one day? And does he have someone help him zip up those two-sizes-too-small jeans, or does he have the incredible strength to do so himself? I have so many questions to ask him.

*20 John Travolta pictures total in the gallery:

  • John Travolta Gray Hair 1
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John Travolta in Brazil (7/11)

That's John Travolta at Barra da Tijuca beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil yesterday filming a commercial. That's right, Brazil. Leading exports: soybeans and beautiful women. Can you imagine how much ass he must be running through down there? Am I right, John Travolta's publicist, or what! *high five*

*15 John Travolta pictures total in the gallery:

  • John Travolta Brazil Pics
  • John Travolta Gay Rumors
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  • John Travolta on the down low
  • John Travolta Brazil Pictures
  • John Travolta Plastic Surgery
  • John Travolta Freaky
  • John Travolta Brazil Flirting
  • Is John Travolta Gay
  •  John Travolta Weird Face
  • John Travolta Gay News
  • John Travolta Weirdo
  • John Travolta Gay Jokes
  • John Travolta Brazil Images
  • John Travolta Gay Look

John Travolta and Kelly Preston at the G'Day USA Black Tie Gala in L.A. (1/13)

"Since you haven't had a gay masseuse accuse you of sucking him off in at least a month, I'll let you put your hand around me tonight."

*20 John Travolta and Kelly Preston pictures total in the gallery:

  • Travolta Preston Red Carpet 1
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John Travolta and Kelly Preston out and about in Paris (9/10)

So John Travolta was in Paris yesterday with his wife Kelly Preston, and guy just couldn't keep his hands off of her. Honestly, I'm surprised he didn't just stop and have sex with her right on the sidewalk. He oozes that much heterosexuality. Hope he doesn't steal my girlfriend!

*25 John Travolta pictures total in the gallery:

  • Travolta Preston Hands 1
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John Travolta arriving at his hotel in New York (6/27)

Pictured is John Travolta coming out of an SUV and arriving at his hotel in New York on Wednesday. Oh, you thought I meant something different?

*20 John Travolta pictures total in the gallery:

  • John Travolta Comes Out 1
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Get a room, you two!

PICTURED: John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston at the premiere of Savages last night in Westwood.

NOT PICTURED: An erection, or even a remote semblance of one.

*25 John Travolta pictures total in the gallery:

  • John Travolta Totally Not Gay Kiss 1
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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, April 26

John Travolta (and his wife Kelly Preston) leaving Barbra Streisand's 70th birthday party at Taverna Tony's in Malibu (pics start here)

Ryan Reynolds riding his motorcycle in L.A. (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Elizabeth Banks leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Calista Flockhart leaving Williams-Sonoma in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Actress Korrina Rico leaving The Ivy restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Mila Kunis leaving the gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Christy Turlington out and about in New York (pics start here)

Selena Gomez leaving Ca' Del Sole restaurant in Toluca Lake (pics start here)

Rooney Mara filming The Bitter Pill in Central Park, New York (pics start here)

Justin Bieber arriving at the Royal Garden Hotel in London (pics start here)

Camila Alves leaving Duane Reade pharmacy in New York (pics start here)

Helen Mirren leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*119 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • John Travoltas Wig 1
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John Travolta is wigless

John Travolta was photographed without his trademark wig yesterday outside his beachfront home in Hawaii. Finally. Look, everyone knows this dude's bald. That dead animal he's been wearing on top of his head for the last 20 years wasn't fooling anybody. He was just embarrassing himself and no one wants to do that. It's why I finally got rid of all my baggy shirts. Everyone in Hollywood knows I have huge arms, but for some reason I used to be really shy about showing them off.

*21 John Travolta pictures total in the gallery:

  • John Travolta Bald 1
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John Travolta at the Breitling Flagship Boutique opening in New York (1/13)

"And then Tom was like, 'C'mon you fat pussy, I know you can squeeze that whole fist in there.' "

*10 John Travolta pictures total in the gallery:

  • John Travolta Fist 1
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