John Travolta and his son Jett in Ireland in 2004
TMZ is reporting that John Travolta's son Jett died today at a hospital in the Bahamas. He was just 16. The circumstances of his death aren't currently known but it's been reported for some time that Jett had autism but the Travolta family refused to acknowledge or treat it. In Scientology circles, those with autism are known as "
degraded beings" that brought the affliction on themselves. I guess the Scientologists that believe in Xenu -- the alien that stacked billions of humans around volcanoes 75 million years ago and then blew them up with hydrogen bombs scattering their souls across the sky which he then collected with a vacuum cleaner and assembled in a movie theater where they were forced to watch a 3D movie for 36 days to implant them with misleading data so that when they attached themselves to human beings they would cause pain -- are considered the "normal" ones. Holy shit I hate these people.
NOTE: No, I didn't make any of that up
[TMZ, Cele|bitchy]
John Travolta on the set of his new film From Paris With Love in the Parisian suburb of Poissy (12/18)
+ Rumer Willis looks like hell [Just Jared]
+ Paris Hilton's new BFF gets her legs slammed in a car door [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Happy Hottie Holidays from Olivia Munn [Egotastic!]
+ Me likey Penelope Cruz [F-Listed]
+ Why Survivor (Italy) is better than Survivor (USA) (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Did Scarlett Johansson forget she has big boobs? [Popoholic]
+ Boobs! [Holy Taco]
+ Simon Cowell kisses Beyonce's ass [Bossip]
+ The best sportscaster "O Faces" [Joe Sports Fan]
+ A Fresh Prince of Bel Air mini reunion [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
[WENN]
John Travolta outside Walt Disney Studios in L.A. (11/16)
+ Pics of Lohan getting the flour dumped on her [Drunken Stepfather]
+ 200+ Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2008 Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Vanessa Hudgens looks way hotter than Paris Hilton [Just Jared]
+ British model Rebecca Loos topless in St. Tropez (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Introducing the mull-latino [Lossip]
+ It's Chun-Li from Street Fighter! [All Cosplay]
+ Leticia Cline is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Angelina Jolie looks like a wax figure [Dlisted]
+ Miley Cyrus doesn't want to talk about her sex-predator boyfriend [Just Jared Jr.]
+ Oprah's house almost burned down [Derek Hail]
+ First shots of Jessica Biel as a stripper in Powder Blue [Attuworld]
[WENN]
John Travolta on the set of From Paris with Love in Paris, France (11/9)
Whose idea was it to dress John Travolta up in a tough guy outfit and position an eager looking man in uniform right behind him? Because he has a very bright future in directing gay porn. Like, really bright.
"It barely fit into my butt."
The headline means I can't get sued! The New York Post says:
John Travolta has an 8-year-old daughter, but it looks as if he's the one obsessed with "The Little Mermaid." The pudgy "Pulp Fiction" star sat front row with daughter Ella at the Lunt-Fontanne Theatre on 46th Street Saturday, where he sang along to the show's tunes, including "Under the Sea." Afterward, he brought 26 of Ella's pals backstage and took pictures with the cast. "He was touching all the costumes, he looked amazed," said our spy. "He said he was way, way into the show. He stayed backstage for a while." (Source)
Show tunes. Sequined costumes. Lube. So it's official: John Travolta's as straight as Kirsten Dunst's teeth. Anyone else willing to bet John spent the whole time backstage with Poseidon talking about his trident? I'd imagine he was about as interested in Ariel the Mermaid as Paris Hilton would be with a book. Also seen at the play: Travolta booing during the song "Kiss the Girl".
[Pacific Coast News]
John Travolta kisses Kirk Douglas at the Santa Barbara Film Festival (11/15)
Can we please end these nasty rumors about John Travolta? So he likes kissing men? Who cares. Just because I charge people to mow their lawns, trim their hedges, take care of their flowers, and have "Professional Gardener" printed on the side of my truck doesn't mean I'm a gardener.
They also sue airports because they can't land their private jumbo jets there! From the New York Daily News:
The rich have such problems. "Hairspray" star and pilot John Travolta has sued an airport in Ocala, Fla., for trying to keep his personal jets off the runway. It seems when he bought an estate at Jumbolair, an aviation-themed development in central Florida, the actor understood he could land his planes -including a Boeing 707 and a four-engine Qantas commercial passenger jet - next door at Greystone Airport. "The runway is not suitable for heavy aircraft. It is cracking and breaking," said Greystone airport owner James Garemore. (Source)
What, an article about John Travolta and no mention of his wacky sci-fi religion?!? The media is really slipping. As a devoted Scientologist, I wonder if John's had his jet specifically modified to travel into the vast wastelands of space ... or as I like to call it: Kelly Preston's vagina.
Check out these pictures of John Travolta at a barbecue over the weekend in Oahu, Hawaii. You can literally see him getting fatter. I heard a rumor that even though John owns like nine jets, he still has to buy two seats whenever he flies. FAA regulations or something. On the brightside, his ass is so big he doesn't need a copilot.
Of course by "humble," I mean "dude thinks way too highly of himself." During a recent interview, Travolta told the Irish Independent:
"I have fame on the level of a Marilyn Monroe or an Elvis, but part of the reason I didn't go the way they did was because of my beliefs."
John Travolta's right, he is as big as Elvis and Marilyn put together. Literally. What's he pushing these days? 400? 425? Thank god he has his own jet. Having to buy two seats all the time because of "girth restrictions" would get pretty expensive. Travolta continues :
"We were having a problem in Germany [where some critics called Scientology a money-making entity rather than a religion]. I talked to [former president Bill] Clinton who talked to Chancellor Kohl and things have improved since then."
Religious intolerance? In Germany? *peels self off floor*
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Is this a picture of John Travolta or a casting call for NBC's The Biggest Loser? I want to call him fat but I don't think that's a strong enough descriptor (is "KirstieAlleyFat" even a word?). There must be something about being a closeted homosexual that makes you gain weight. Probably all that semen.
I didn't want to do this but John just lost the "dreamboat" status I bestowed upon him after Grease. Now he's hovering between "pays double at a buffet" and "that dude with the bitch tits needs a bra."
