John Travolta

John Travolta is wigless

John Travolta was photographed without his trademark wig yesterday outside his beachfront home in Hawaii. Finally. Look, everyone knows this dude's bald. That dead animal he's been wearing on top of his head for the last 20 years wasn't fooling anybody. He was just embarrassing himself and no one wants to do that. It's why I finally got rid of all my baggy shirts. Everyone in Hollywood knows I have huge arms, but for some reason I used to be really shy about showing them off.

John Travolta at the Breitling Flagship Boutique opening in New York (1/13)

"And then Tom was like, 'C'mon you fat pussy, I know you can squeeze that whole fist in there.' "

*10 John Travolta pictures total in the gallery:

John Travolta in L.A. (3/2)

An explanation of this John Travolta photo, from good, to bad, to worse:

Good: Leaving the dressing room at Banana Republic.

Bad: Leaving the dressing room at Victoria's Secret.

Worse: Leaving the dressing room in Tom Cruise's master bedroom.

John Travolta at the French premiere of From Paris With Love in Paris (2/9)

What's John Travolta's secret to such thick, rich hair at the age of 55? He'll never tell! Just kidding. The secret is about $25,000. Or maybe less. Do hair plug clinics accept coupons?

John Travolta at the G'Day USA 2010 Black Tie Gala held at the Hollywood & Highland Center (1/16)

Instead of hitting "Send" on his cell phone to donate $10 and then forgetting about it, John Travolta is taking a hand-on approach to Haitian relief efforts. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

The 55-year-old actor and avid pilot [flew] one of his private jets from Florida to Haiti on Monday night, according to Travolta's spokesman, Paul Bloch. The "Pulp Fiction" star will be joined by his actress-wife Kelly Preston, several doctors and Church of Scientology ministers, as well as relief supplies. Travolta and Preston will then return to the U.S.

Did you catch that? " . . . and Church of Scientology ministers." John flew in a bunch of Scientology stormtroopers. And they're doing more than just hand out food and water. They're doing their freaky Scientology stuff. From Breitbart:

Amid the mass of aid agencies piling in to help Haiti quake victims is a batch of Church of Scientology "volunteer ministers", claiming to use the power of touch to reconnect nervous systems.

Clad in yellow T-shirts emblazoned with the logo of the controversial US-based group, smiling volunteers fan out among the injured lying under makeshift shelters in the courtyard of Port-au-Prince's General Hospital.

"We're trained as volunteer ministers, we use a process called 'assist' to follow the nervous system to reconnect the main points, to bring back communication," she said. "When you get a sudden shock to a part of your body the energy gets stuck, so we re-establish communication within the body by touching people through their clothes, and asking people to feel the touch."

Why would Scientologists be interested in Haiti? It's a well documented fact that Haitians don't have the one thing the Church of Scientology is infatuated with: souls money. Of course, if it isn't already, it should soon be pretty obvious why the Church is sending in its ministers to such a ravaged part of the world: to perform medical exams conversions. "Never waste a good natural disaster." I think Jesus said that.

John Travolta and his son Jett in Ireland in 2004

TMZ is reporting that John Travolta's son Jett died today at a hospital in the Bahamas. He was just 16. The circumstances of his death aren't currently known but it's been reported for some time that Jett had autism but the Travolta family refused to acknowledge or treat it. In Scientology circles, those with autism are known as "degraded beings" that brought the affliction on themselves. I guess the Scientologists that believe in Xenu -- the alien that stacked billions of humans around volcanoes 75 million years ago and then blew them up with hydrogen bombs scattering their souls across the sky which he then collected with a vacuum cleaner and assembled in a movie theater where they were forced to watch a 3D movie for 36 days to implant them with misleading data so that when they attached themselves to human beings they would cause pain -- are considered the "normal" ones. Holy shit I hate these people.

NOTE: No, I didn't make any of that up

[TMZ, Cele|bitchy]