Nick Hogan released from jail
After 166 days behind bars, Nick Hogan was released from jail shortly after midnight this morning. TMZ says:
We're told he arrived back at his mom Linda's house to a thumping party, replete with loud music and cops surveying the scene. (Source)
Before everyone starts with the Nick bashing, please take a look in the mirror. I mean, who among us has never thrown back a few beers and then killed their best friend in a car accident? Boy if I had a nickel . . . In all seriousness Nick, I wish you the best. And by "best," I mean "a slow, painful death in which your diseased rectum spontaneously combusts from within." I mean that in the nicest possible way.
NOTE: Nick's victim, John Graziano, was unavailable for comment because the part of his brain that controls speech is splattered against Nick's dashboard.
You're an idiot
Remember back in May when Nick Hogan was sentenced to eight months in jail for effectively killing his friend John Graziano in a car accident? Because of good behavior, Nick's set to be released tomorrow from the Pinellas County Jail. In other words, what better time for the latest edition of: Brooke Hogan is clearly fucking high! Brooke wrote on her MySpace blog:
[. . .] I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers...... To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough.....Please pray for my brothers safety too... this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.ok. Back to the happy stuff! .......I just can't wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac'n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL Thanks so much for listening and keep praying! Every day will be better and better and better. God bless you! Have a safe day!
Love you guys!
brooke
Brooke Brooke Brooke, I know I'm not a doctor, but trust me when I tell you this: John is in a "permanent vegetative state" -- he's not putting on his loafers and dancing out of that hospital anytime soon. Let me put it in terms you'll understand. Go to your kitchen. Get a banana. Throw it on the ground. That's John for the next 57 years. The end.
[WENN]
Blame the victim
TMZ got ahold of another jailhouse phone call from Nick Hogan, this time with his dad. Unlike Nick's last phone call, there's little crying and a lot of victim blaming. TMZ summarizes:
While crash victim John Graziano lies in a permanent vegetative state in a hospital with a hole in his head, Hulk Hogan says that God laid some "heavy s**t"on him because of things that he was "into." Nick agrees, saying John was a "negative person."
I agree with the Hulk. John Graziano ended up a vegetable, destined to spend the rest of his life in a hospital bed, because of something he was "into" -- namely Nick's car! Blaming John for that horrible auto accident is like me blaming my condom for Alessandra Ambrosio's pregnancy. Because in the end, it wasn't faulty rubber that caused both her and Nick's car to end up wrapped around a pole . . . it was heavy drinking.
NOTE: You can listen to the tape HERE
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Nick Hogan
Remember the accident Nick Hogan got into in late August? The Hulk's son was racing another car (his dad?) when he lost control and wrapped his Toyota Supra around a palm tree. Though Nick suffered only a broken arm, his passenger, 23-year old Iraq War veteran John Graziano, sustained massive head injuries and will most likely spend the rest of his life in a nursing home. While his friend is still in a Florida hospital on life support, Nick posted this gut wrenching entry onto his MySpace blog this weekend:
omgggggits been forever since i blogged...hell i dont even know what blog means but i guess its where you write stuff for people to read
anyways my last one was before i even drove for mopar, if you check my pics youll see that i did end up driving for them for my amateur season and most of my pro rookie season. i recently left the mopar team tho...things didnt work out to well
but!....i picked up a new title sponsor...POLAROID! and started my own team with twin 350z's pretty cool i know
anyways id like everyone to wish my luck for my 08 season and keep john graziano in your prayers
Wow, the way he throws in "keep john graziano in your prayers" at the end of his post about his sponsors for the upcoming racing season, lets just say I'm glad I had the tissues handy. In other news, guess which company I won't be buying a camera from ever.
John Graziano
