Nicole Richie out and about in Studio City (1/9)
Nicole Richie was spotted in Studio City over the weekend without her wedding ring on, leading many to believe that she and husband Joel Madden oh my god this is the most boring story ever I'd rather set myself on fire than write anymore about this chick. Seriously, my bad guys. As an apology, please accept this picture of a bear riding a motorcycle. Bears aren't suppose to ride motorcycles!
*10 Nicole Richie pictures total in the gallery:
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden at the First Annual Noble Awards in Beverly Hills (10/18)
This story pretty much settles it: monkeys are running the television industry. And not just regular monkeys who throw their own shit. Retarded monkeys who eat their own shit. From Star:
[Nicole Richie] is in talks to star with her husband, Good Charlotte singer Joel Madden, in a new reality series. According to a friend, the concept is an at-home talk show where Nicole’s famous friends pop in to be interviewed by the couple.The only way people would ever watch this show is if Nicole reenacted the cow scene from The Simple Life with Joel -- by sticking her fist elbow deep up his ass. In all seriousness though, if people really want to watch some homeless-looking guy who's covered with tattoos babble incoherently with his anorexic partner, they don't have to wait for a TV show to come out. They can go to an HIV clinic.
“Nicole turns down a lot of roles because she doesn’t want to leave her children, Harlow and Sparrow,” the friend explains. “This would be an option because she could work from home.”
UPDATE: The worst idea for a show ever just got even more worsterer
Nicole Richie out and about in Santa Monica (6/14)
Nicole Richie's less fat today. She gave birth to a boy earlier this morning. From her blog:
In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009 Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.Nicole and Joel chose "Sparrow James Midnight Madden" as a name because their first choice -- "Hey Other Kids At School Please Kick My Ass Madden" -- wouldn't fit on the birth certificate.
He weighs 7lbs 14oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes.
Joel Madden at the "Hollywood Stars Celebrity Softball Game" at Dodger Stadium (7/25)
I've been pleading with him for years and finally Joel Madden is listening. He's writing his memoirs. Aw yes! I've always wanted to read about his life growing up. "Chapter 4: The Other Kids at School Used to Make Fun of Me Because I Threw Like a girl." He told People:
"I'm lightly working on one, but I don't want to put a book out there if it's not actually meaningful. I'm not going to go there unless I can deliver. It would be about my life. It would be about, mostly, the big changes in my life: Kids, relationships, moving to L.A the big life changes that I've gone through. If I put a book out, I want it to be something that matters to me. It has to be real, you can't just put a book out, to put a book out. I want every page to mean something."Who the hell wants to read about Joel Madden? If I wanted to learn more about douchebags, I'd read the back of a "Summer's Eve" box. Newsflash Joel: there's only one way that every page of your book is ever going to have any meaning in people's lives -- if they can use them for toilet paper. Let's just hope your publisher prints the first edition on two-ply.
What a douche
Joel Madden accidentally forgot he wasn't single earlier this month at Guys & Dolls nightclub in Hollywood, drinking and flirting with numerous club skanks. Poor guy. I hate when that accidentally happens to me. A source told the National Enquirer:
"Instead of staying home with pregnant Nicole, he was acting like a total tool - smoking, drinking Red Bull and vodka, and buying drinks for a woman at the club who was hanging all over him. He was definitely acting like a complete Hollywood player."I'd feel sorry for poor little helpless Nicole if it weren't for one thing: she's dating Joel Madden. What did she expect? That Joel would be the one tatt'd up young rocker that wouldn't sleep around on his girlfriend? Newsflash Nicole: if you want to date a guy that won't cheat on you with some hot chick at a bar, go out with a dude that's repulsed by that sort of woman -- like an accountant . . . or Ryan Seacrest.
Joel started the flirting, says the insider - and the tattooed beauty flirted right back. "She twirled her hair and kept leaning in closely and whispering in his ear. Joel smiled at her, touched her, and bought her a Heineken. And that was all she needed - she hung onto him for the rest of the night."
The two even exchanged phone numbers.
"It was such a tacky thing to do in front of people who knew he had a girlfriend at home waiting for him," continued the eyewitness. "I’m sure he had some major explaining to do when he got home." (Print Edition - 7/20)
Nicole Richie has a nice place
Nicole Richie's new home in Laurel Canyon. She just completed purchase of the 5,380 square-foot home for $1.99 million.
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
Joel Madden and Nicole Richie arriving to Cruz Beckham's birthday party in North Hollywood (2/21)
Joel Madden announced on his band's website over the weekend that he and girlfriend Nicole Richie are expecting again:
What's better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now......... (Source)Ouch, nine more months off from the Hollywood party scene for Nicole. Honestly, I don't know how she's gonna survive without Vicodin or booze. Like Superman's need for justice, a little prescription drug abuse every now and then keeps Nicole sane. Her getting pregnant is like Clark Kent moving to Utah. Around the fourth month he'd go insane and kill a jaywalker.