Nicole Richie out and about in Santa Monica (6/14)
Nicole Richie's less fat today. She gave birth to a boy earlier this morning. From
her blog:
In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009
Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.
He weighs 7lbs 14oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing
well. Thank you for all of your good wishes.
Nicole and Joel chose "Sparrow James Midnight Madden" as a name because their first choice -- "Hey Other Kids At School Please Kick My Ass Madden" -- wouldn't fit on the birth certificate.
Joel Madden at the "Hollywood Stars Celebrity Softball Game" at Dodger Stadium (7/25)
I've been pleading with him for years and finally Joel Madden is listening. He's writing his memoirs. Aw yes! I've always wanted to read about his life growing up. "Chapter 4: The Other Kids at School Used to Make Fun of Me Because I Threw Like a girl." He told
People:
"I'm lightly working on one, but I don't want to put a book out there if it's not actually meaningful. I'm not going to go there unless I can deliver. It would be about my life. It would be about, mostly, the big changes in my life: Kids, relationships, moving to L.A…the big life changes that I've gone through. If I put a book out, I want it to be something that matters to me. It has to be real, you can't just put a book out, to put a book out. I want every page to mean something."
Who the hell wants to read about Joel Madden? If I wanted to learn more about douchebags, I'd read the back of a "Summer's Eve" box. Newsflash Joel: there's only one way that every page of your book is ever going to have any meaning in people's lives -- if they can use them for toilet paper. Let's just hope your publisher prints the first edition on two-ply.
What a douche Joel Madden accidentally forgot he wasn't single earlier this month at Guys & Dolls nightclub in Hollywood, drinking and flirting with numerous club skanks. Poor guy. I hate when that accidentally happens to me. A source told the
National Enquirer:
"Instead of staying home with pregnant Nicole, he was acting like a total tool - smoking, drinking Red Bull and vodka, and buying drinks for a woman at the club who was hanging all over him. He was definitely acting like a complete Hollywood player."
Joel started the flirting, says the insider - and the tattooed beauty flirted right back. "She twirled her hair and kept leaning in closely and whispering in his ear. Joel smiled at her, touched her, and bought her a Heineken. And that was all she needed - she hung onto him for the rest of the night."
The two even exchanged phone numbers.
"It was such a tacky thing to do in front of people who knew he had a girlfriend at home waiting for him," continued the eyewitness. "I’m sure he had some major explaining to do when he got home." (Print Edition - 7/20)
I'd feel sorry for poor little helpless Nicole if it weren't for one thing: she's dating Joel Madden. What did she expect? That Joel would be the one tatt'd up young rocker that wouldn't sleep around on his girlfriend? Newsflash Nicole: if you want to date a guy that won't cheat on you with some hot chick at a bar, go out with a dude that's repulsed by that sort of woman -- like an accountant . . . or Ryan Seacrest.
Nicole Richie has a nice place Nicole Richie's new home in Laurel Canyon. She just completed purchase of the 5,380 square-foot home for $1.99 million.
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing
multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating
feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity.
When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you
helped buy that home. Sucker!
Joel Madden and Nicole Richie arriving to Cruz Beckham's birthday party in North Hollywood (2/21)
Joel Madden announced on his band's website over the weekend that he and girlfriend Nicole Richie are expecting again:
What's better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now......... (Source)
Ouch, nine more months off from the Hollywood party scene for Nicole. Honestly, I don't know how she's gonna survive without Vicodin or booze. Like Superman's need for justice, a little prescription drug abuse every now and then keeps Nicole sane. Her getting pregnant is like Clark Kent moving to Utah. Around the fourth month he'd go insane and kill a jaywalker.
Joel and Benji Madden at the Trojan Evolve Party at the Roxy in Boston (9/25)
To answer your question, yes, Joel and Benji Madden did make out shortly after this picture was taken.
Nicole Richie leaving MTV Studios in Santa Monica (6/3)
Nicole Richie is *this* close to an emotional breakdown. Apparently the turmoil in Nicole's life over the past few years (eating disorder, DUI arrest, pregnancy) is finally catching up with her. A friend of Richie's claims that lately she's been breaking down over the smallest things (e.g. baby crying, Joel possibly cheating on her). The same friend told the National Enquirer:
"Nicole feels like her life is in a constant state of emotional turmoil right now, and when one crying episode ends, another one seems to begin. Everything is happening so quickly that it's almost getting to be too much for her to handle. The slightest bit of stress turns into a huge emotional ordeal. Joel is trying to be patient with Nicole even though her meltdowns often do end in arguments. But he understands she's gone through some very serious emotional and physical changes — she got pregnant, found sobriety, moved in with Joel and became a mother — all in a very short time, and that's a lot for anyone to handle." (Source)
What did Nicole think would happen to her life after she delivered the spawn of a horny musician? That he'd quit banging 14-year-old 15-year-old 16-year-old 17-year-old 18-year-old groupies and the two of them would move to the suburbs and live happily ever after? The only thing Nicole should expect over the next decade from this relationship is to be introducing her child to it's new half-brothers and sisters every six months.
NOTE: There's a term for women that are moody and miserable just after giving birth: Postpartum Depression Married. Are we sure that Nicole and Joel didn't secretly tie the knot earlier this year?
[Flynet, BauerGriffinOnline]
Lindsay Lohan and Joel Madden at the Hornitos' Cinco De Mayo Party
Lindsay Lohan was spotted "cozying up" to Nicole Richie's boyfriend Joel Madden last night at the Hornitos' Cinco De Mayo Party at Crown Bar in Hollywood. God damn she is insatiable. Joel's has a 3-month-old at home and she's still all over him. At least let his kid's skull fuse. Trust me Lindsay, he will eventually get bored with Nicole and then you can work your magic and give him herpes. In a related subject, what do you think can fit more dudes inside of it? Lindsay's vagina or a clown car? I'm leaning towards Lindsay's vag -- rumor is it's so deep you need to leave a breadcrumb trail to find your way out.
Bauer-Griffin
Nicole Richie may be marrying baby daddy Joel Madden in just a few weeks. TMZ says:
The Wedding Fairy, a wedding planner based in the OC, will coordinate the small ceremony that is to take place October 13 in Laguna Beach, Calif. TMZ contacted Lorraine Keseloff, the wedding planner and owner of the company, who had no comment and quickly hung up the phone. Nicole's rep did not return our call seeking comment either. (Source)
Wow Joel Madden really shot the cashier on this one. I know that makes no sense so let me explain: When you rob a liquor store, you take your $42 and get the hell out of there. You don't compound your mistake by shooting the cashier. It's just like when you accidentally get a woman pregnant. You abandon her, change your name, and leave the state/country. You don't compound your mistake by marrying her. It's a lesson every father should teach his son.
Bauer-Griffin
Found some more pics of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden in Hawaii. These pics are better than the ones yesterday because these have 100% more creepy white dudes trying to play it off like they just got lost but really they're just hoping to get a glimpse of a pregnant Nicole Richie being felt up so they can tell all their friends back in Wichita. Hi Dad!
More Nicole Richie Bikini Pics after the jump...
