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Nicole Richie has a nice place

Nicole Richie's new home in Laurel Canyon. She just completed purchase of the 5,380 square-foot home for $1.99 million.

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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Joel Madden and Nicole Richie arriving to Cruz Beckham's birthday party in North Hollywood (2/21)

Joel Madden announced on his band's website over the weekend that he and girlfriend Nicole Richie are expecting again:
What's better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now......... (Source)
Ouch, nine more months off from the Hollywood party scene for Nicole. Honestly, I don't know how she's gonna survive without Vicodin or booze. Like Superman's need for justice, a little prescription drug abuse every now and then keeps Nicole sane. Her getting pregnant is like Clark Kent moving to Utah. Around the fourth month he'd go insane and kill a jaywalker.

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Joel and Benji Madden really like each other

Joel and Benji Madden at the Trojan Evolve Party at the Roxy in Boston (9/25)

To answer your question, yes, Joel and Benji Madden did make out shortly after this picture was taken.

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Nicole Richie close to a mental breakdown

Nicole Richie leaving MTV Studios in Santa Monica (6/3)

Nicole Richie is *this* close to an emotional breakdown. Apparently the turmoil in Nicole's life over the past few years (eating disorder, DUI arrest, pregnancy) is finally catching up with her. A friend of Richie's claims that lately she's been breaking down over the smallest things (e.g. baby crying, Joel possibly cheating on her). The same friend told the National Enquirer:

"Nicole feels like her life is in a constant state of emotional turmoil right now, and when one crying episode ends, another one seems to begin. Everything is happening so quickly that it's almost getting to be too much for her to handle. The slightest bit of stress turns into a huge emotional ordeal. Joel is trying to be patient with Nicole even though her meltdowns often do end in arguments. But he understands she's gone through some very serious emotional and physical changes — she got pregnant, found sobriety, moved in with Joel and became a mother — all in a very short time, and that's a lot for anyone to handle." (Source)

What did Nicole think would happen to her life after she delivered the spawn of a horny musician? That he'd quit banging 14-year-old 15-year-old 16-year-old 17-year-old 18-year-old groupies and the two of them would move to the suburbs and live happily ever after? The only thing Nicole should expect over the next decade from this relationship is to be introducing her child to it's new half-brothers and sisters every six months.

NOTE: There's a term for women that are moody and miserable just after giving birth: Postpartum Depression Married. Are we sure that Nicole and Joel didn't secretly tie the knot earlier this year?

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Joel Madden is cheating with Lindsay Lohan?

Lindsay Lohan and Joel Madden at the Hornitos' Cinco De Mayo Party

Lindsay Lohan was spotted "cozying up" to Nicole Richie's boyfriend Joel Madden last night at the Hornitos' Cinco De Mayo Party at Crown Bar in Hollywood. God damn she is insatiable. Joel's has a 3-month-old at home and she's still all over him. At least let his kid's skull fuse. Trust me Lindsay, he will eventually get bored with Nicole and then you can work your magic and give him herpes. In a related subject, what do you think can fit more dudes inside of it? Lindsay's vagina or a clown car? I'm leaning towards Lindsay's vag -- rumor is it's so deep you need to leave a breadcrumb trail to find your way out.

Nicole Richie Wedding?

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Nicole Richie may be marrying baby daddy Joel Madden in just a few weeks. TMZ says:

The Wedding Fairy, a wedding planner based in the OC, will coordinate the small ceremony that is to take place October 13 in Laguna Beach, Calif. TMZ contacted Lorraine Keseloff, the wedding planner and owner of the company, who had no comment and quickly hung up the phone. Nicole's rep did not return our call seeking comment either. (Source)

Wow Joel Madden really shot the cashier on this one. I know that makes no sense so let me explain: When you rob a liquor store, you take your $42 and get the hell out of there. You don't compound your mistake by shooting the cashier. It's just like when you accidentally get a woman pregnant. You abandon her, change your name, and leave the state/country. You don't compound your mistake by marrying her. It's a lesson every father should teach his son.

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Found some more pics of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden in Hawaii. These pics are better than the ones yesterday because these have 100% more creepy white dudes trying to play it off like they just got lost but really they're just hoping to get a glimpse of a pregnant Nicole Richie being felt up so they can tell all their friends back in Wichita. Hi Dad!

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Nicole Richie got fat

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Nicole Richie made one of her first public appearances yesterday since confirming her pregnancy to ABC's Diane Sawyer. The starlet was seen at Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills with boyfriend Joel Madden. You know this pregnancy must be absolutely killing her. You can't just puke out a baby and coathangers were only cool in the 60s. I can't wait until her third trimester when she has to shop with all the fatties in the size two department. Only then will you know my pain Nicole.

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Diane Sawyer interviewing Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie ended months of speculation by confirming to Diane Sawyer yesterday that she's pregnant. During an interview set to air on Good Morning America on Thursday and Friday and 20/20 on Friday night, Richie revealed:

"Yes, I am. We are. I'm almost four months."

Regarding the recent four-day prison sentence she was given for a December DUI, Richie said:

"I have a responsibility and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would. And unfortunately, I can't, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult." (Source)

Nicole on why she had the prescription drug Vicodin in her system when she was arrested (She was also high):

“I have really bad menstrual cramps.”

Her favorite food?

“Sushi. I’m not sure how great that is for me. I also love pizza; I’m a junk-food eater by nature.” (Source)

Later in the interview, Richie told Sawyer she likes the toilets at the Hyatt best because the smooth sides are "really good for gripping."

NOTE: Check out how massive Joel Madden looks in the above pic. He's straight out of a fairy tail minus the magic beans.

Nicole Richie is not a virgin

The National Enquirer is reporting this week that Joel Madden may not be the father of Nicole Richie's unborn child. The mag says there were four men "in Richie's life" when she found out she was pregnant, which sounds way better than "she was getting plugged by a different guy Monday-Thursday." Entertainmentwise.com says:

[The National Enquirer's] report says that Nicole will not know for sure who fathered her child until the potential baby-daddies undergo paternity tests. A source tells the Enquirer: "Nicole recently underwent a series of tests, including blood and urine screenings, which confirmed she is pregnant." (Source)

ichael K over at Dlisted.com is reporting the four lucky guys are current boyfriend Joel Madden, ex-boyfriends DJ AM and Brody Jenner, and--get ready for this--Jeff Goldblum. Richie briefly dated the 54-year-old actor last year after she broke up with DJ AM. By the way, Jeff's 6'5" and Richie is 5'1". One can only hope they made a sex tape. I imagine it would look a lot like a basketball player trying to smother a fifth grader.

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