Rihanna has “bombarded” Joe Jonas with “raunchy texts”. The S&M singer is reportedly pursuing the squeaky clean pop star — famed for wearing a purity ring — by sending him suggestive messages.Joe Jonas wouldn't be interested in Rihanna -- she's got more baggage than the cargo hold of Aaliyah's airplane. Besides, if Joe wanted to have the wildest ride of his life, he'd go out with Rosie O'Donnell, slap her thigh, and ride the wave in. Considering that she used to date Chris Brown, it seems like the sort of guys Rihanna likes aren't the type to wear purity rings -- they're the type to wear cock rings . . . in their esophagus.
“They met when Joe did a song with Rihanna’s ex Chris Brown and recently she’s been bombarding him with raunchy text messages,” a source said. “She keeps laughing to her mates that she wants to take him one the wildest ride of his life.”
Life & Style’s Scene Queens can reveal that Joe Jonas, who’s been dating Twilight star Ashley Greene since July, is no longer wearing his purity ring. The silver band “promises to ourselves and to God that we’ll stay pure till marriage,” Joe has said.If you consider the fact that there isn't a man on Earth who could resist Ashley Greene, it's really not that surprising that Joe's no longer wearing his purity ring. Saying "no" to sex with Ashley is probably harder than I am right now looking at her pictures. Besides, if Joe really wanted to save himself for marriage, he would have dated a celebrity whose advances are apparently easier to reject: like Jennifer Aniston.
Ashley and Joe have spotted together all over this summer: from kissing in Newark, NJ to grabbing coffee together in LA. While Joe has been linked to other Disney cuties Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift, Ashley’s been seen with Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill, Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford and actor Ian Somerhalder. But the forecast looks good for this duo: “When they’re not traveling, they’re basically living together,” a friend of the couple tells the Scene Queens.
We've all heard of a guy sending a girl a drink to get her attention. but a wiener? That's a new one. [Late last month] Joe Jonas was so into a cute blonde at the Lakers vs. Suns game at the Staples Center in L.A. that he sent her a hot dog and a cola. "The girl was totally surprised to find out her snack was courtesy of Joe Jonas," a source tells Star. The shy gal wrote her name and phone number on a napkin and asked the waiter to deliver it to the pop hunk. Jokes the source, "I hope he got tipped well for playing matchmaker!"Is this how virgins pull ass these days? Back in my day, we'd just invite a chick over to play Dungeons and Dragons or watch us write computer code. Obviously Joe doesn't realize yet that as a teen heartthrob worth millions of dollars, he doesn't need to send over a present to a girl to get her interested. He just needs to send over his ATM receipt.
Girls have been waiting outside the Four Seasons in Toronto for over a month. They will take pictures with the Jonas Brothers, and even GIVE THEM 'GIFTS'. Yesterday, a maid from the hotel came out with a few bags COMPLETELY FILLED with stuff she gathered that the Jonas clan left behind in their hotel rooms. She was showing the girls what she had found.This story sounds pretty brutal until you realize that this young lady learned a very valuable lesson from this whole experience that she'll be able to build on for the next band she wants to be a groupie for: If you really want to impress a rock star, don't give him a present from your heart -- give him a present from your pants. For example, my mom gave Mick Jagger herpes. Oops, there I go airing family secrets again.
One of the girls was waiting outside the hotel when the maid came out. She dug into the bag and found a hand sketched picture of Kevin Jonas that SHE SKETCHED for him, earlier this month, and GAVE TO KEVIN AS A GIFT! She asked the maid where she found it, and she said 'the trashcan in one of the Jonas' hotel rooms'.
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