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The Jonas Brothers outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York (6/11)

Note to teen and pre-teen girls: The Jonas do not want your homemade crap. They want your money. From oceanUP:

Girls have been waiting outside the Four Seasons in Toronto for over a month. They will take pictures with the Jonas Brothers, and even GIVE THEM 'GIFTS'. Yesterday, a maid from the hotel came out with a few bags COMPLETELY FILLED with stuff she gathered that the Jonas clan left behind in their hotel rooms. She was showing the girls what she had found.

One of the girls was waiting outside the hotel when the maid came out. She dug into the bag and found a hand sketched picture of Kevin Jonas that SHE SKETCHED for him, earlier this month, and GAVE TO KEVIN AS A GIFT! She asked the maid where she found it, and she said 'the trashcan in one of the Jonas' hotel rooms'.

This story sounds pretty brutal until you realize that this young lady learned a very valuable lesson from this whole experience that she'll be able to build on for the next band she wants to be a groupie for: If you really want to impress a rock star, don't give him a present from your heart -- give him a present from your pants. For example, my mom gave Mick Jagger herpes. Oops, there I go airing family secrets again.

The Jonas Brother's McMansion

The Jonas Brothers' new 7,300+ square foot home in Westlake, Texas. The trio reportedly paid over $2 million for the home last month.

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

[Splash News]