Joaquin Phoenix is "slow"
Even though there's no way it's actually gonna happen and the only reason he said it is because he was probably high (according to today's New York Post), Joaquin Phoenix announced last week that he's quitting acting to focus on his music career. He really drove home the point Saturday at the Hollywood premiere of Che when he wrote "Bye! Good" on his knuckles. Bye! Good. Wow, I bet it looks really clever to those of us with dyslexia. In other news, because of an unexpected early retirement, Hollywood announced today that it's accepting applications for a new village idiot.
