Jennifer Lopez outside the “International Night of the Stars” awards in New York (10/23)
Actually, no. But at least she's not as fat as she was a month ago. It just goes to show all you new mothers out there struggling to shed the baby weight. With hard work, a team of gourmet chefs cooking every meal, and a personal trainer you pay hundred of dollars per hour, anything is possible. What are you fatties waiting for?
[Pacific Coast News, WENN]
Jennifer Lopez pregnant?
I hope for J-Lo's sake her kid doesn't inherit that ass or she'll have to deliver it via c-section! From today's New York Post:
Jenny from the Block wants to share the good news she's expecting - right here in her hometown. Bronx native Jennifer Lopez, 38, plans to "announce that she and (husband) Marc Anthony are expecting their first child on Saturday night at her Madison Square Garden concert," said an insider. A spy at her concert in Connecticut Wednesday night told us, "a fan blew the side of her top all the way up for a moment, and a definitive baby bump was there. She was very quick to push down her top. Then she talked about how this year is full of firsts for her . . . and every so often her dress would fly up and you would see her belly." (Source)
I learned from The History Channel that thousands of years ago--with an ass like that--J.Lo certainly would have been the most popular person in all of ancient Greece . . . if she had been a man. Which brings up an interesting (if not disturbing) question: If your girlfriend/wife/kid you baby-sat for had an ass like J.Lo's, would they EVER get pregnant? Of course not!
UPDATE: Yes that was an anal joke--now quit sending me emails . . . I mean you Grandma. That's just gross.
