After five years of dating, Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel are calling it quits. E! says:
The late-night talk-show host and the bawdy object of his affection have separated after five funnybone-tickling, viral video-goofing years, E! News has confirmed.
"Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating...and will have no further comment," Lewis Kay and Amy Zvi, the respective reps for Kimmel and Silverman, said in a joint statement today. (Source)
Luckily for Sarah, Jimmy was a gentleman about the whole breakup. He gave her half of the dick jokes and all of the horse-fucking jokes.
If you're anything like me, you're fantastically grate at spelling and you love stories that involve mega-douche Jared Leto getting shit on. In the latest issue of Stuff Magazine, late night host Jimmy Kimmel is the latest to jump on the Leto haters bandwagon. Kimmel was asked who the worst guest to ever appear on his show was--someone he really had to hide his disdain for. Kimmel, voted "The Biggest Bad-Ass on TV" in the issue, revealed:
"[Jared Leto] was so insufferably satisfied with himself that I wanted to strangle him." (Source)
So it's official: everyone hates Jared Leto. And, yes, I'm including his Grandma on this list:
"Hey Grandma, it's Jared, I thought I'd come over and maybe cook you dinner tonight."
"I'm, uhhh, busy, ummmm, I'll be playing basketball at the park all day."
"But Grandma, you're 93 and you've been in a wheelchair for the last two decades!"
