Jim Carrey has a nice house
Jim Carrey's $20 million home in Brentwood
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
We've all seen her naked Jim
I think Jim Carrey sometimes forgets that thousands of people have naked pictures of his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy. The couple was leaving Santa Monica restaurant Warszawa recently when McCarthy was approached by fans wanting autographs on their nudie pics. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer has the rest:
Jenny gasped when she took a look at the pics, which they'd found on the Internet, and Jim exploded when he saw they showed his sweetie naked! Instantly snatching them from her hands, Jim ripped the photos to shreds and flung them in the air, bellowing: "KNOCK THIS #*$@% OFF!" Glaring at the stunned morons, Jim grabbed Jenny and split for their car. (Source)
How do you date a former Playboy Playmate and NOT expect to see her naked pictures everywhere/my computer's hard-drive? That's like marrying Dog the Bounty Hunter and being shocked when he insists you wear a white wedding dress. As my old Grampy used to say to my Dad when he was just a kid: "That Paris Hilton is nothing but a damned whore." Weird, it's like he already knew.
Jenny McCarthy bikini pics
So when Playmates say their turn-ons include "long walks on the beach" they're not bullshitting us? Well ya' learn something new every day. Yesterday it was my blackout point ... between the 14th and 15th beer if you must know.
