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What a coincidence! "Ummm ... hmmm" is my favorite Bible passage too! I love how Jesus gets into a fight with that temple guard is all like "You don't wanna fuck with a guy who rolls twelve deep and can walk on water." And then he stabs him and is all like "What, what now bitch?" And then spits on his lifeless corpse. Yup, definitely my favorite passage.

God loves all–except he fucking hates Paris