Jessica White

Jessica White is NSFW

Model Jessica White attended Jay-Z's charity concert at Carnegie Hall on Monday night, and she was in an especially charitable mood because she let everyone see her boobs for free. In related news, what the fuck is she wearing? She looks like a sexy ghost from the Antebellum South. "Boooooo!"

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Jessica White

American model Jessica White

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"Casual Friday" at Jessica White's office

Sean Penn getting embarrassed and hot chicks fighting? It's the most perfect story in the world. From Radar:

Sports Illustrated model Jessica White was arrested over the weekend for assault but her lawyer gave RadarOnline.com the exclusive details behind the incident, revealing White was in the midst of celebrating her recent breakup from Sean Penn.

“Jessica was out with a bunch of friends celebrating her new single status,” her attorney Mark Jay Heller said. “She just ended her relationship with Sean Penn and was celebrating.”

According to reports, White allegedly hit a woman repeatedly in the face and pulled her hair. She was then arrested outside of New York’s Avenue Lounge. She was held in police custody for over 12 hours.

God I love chick fights -- even more when they involve supermodels. If I was the cop responding to this fight, I totally would have been fired.

Me: "Ma'am, are you trying to tell me that you pulled Jessica's hair and called her mom a whore?"

Chick #1: "Damn right I did that fucking bitch!"

Me: *turns to Jessica* "You're not just gonna take that, are you?"

*15 Jessica White pictures total in the gallery:

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Model Jessica White at the premiere of The Extra Man at the East Village Cinema in New York (7/19)

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American model Jessica White

Jessica White is rather attractive

One thing really enjoying Sean Penn's recent divorce: his penis. The actor has moved on from his wife Robin Wright and found comfort in the arms of smoking hot swimsuit model Jessica White. From the New York Post:

We hear . . . that Sean Penn, who recently split from wife Robin Wright Penn, has a new girlfriend. He was photographed in London with Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica White.

How the hell does this guy keep pulling hot ass? Men under five feet tall aren't supposed to date the hottest women on Earth unless they're named Napoleon Bonaparte or pay by the hour. As far as I can tell, there's only one reason why these women would actually date a man that praises communism and badmouths the United States: they're Chinese deaf.

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Supermodel Jessica White at the premiere of The September Issue at The Museum of Modern Art in New York (8/19)

Jessica White

American model Jessica White

Jessica White

American model Jessica White