Archive: Jessica Simpson

Awwwww, poor Jessica

Jessica Simpson was picked on because she had big boobs
Jessica Simpson was picked on because of her big boobs

Jessica Simpson was picked on in high school because she had a huge rack. And yet still, she was able to overcome such a debilitating physical handicap to become the huge pop star she is today. Simply incredible. A source told the National Enquirer:

“Jessica was well-developed, and every guy in high school wanted her and practically every girl hated her. Jessica put on a brave face, but it was a campaign of terror that just devastated her. A nasty clique of girls constantly spread rumors about Jessica, and one that spread like wildfire was that she was gay.” (Source)

Jessica may have received an unbearable amount of unwanted attention from boys in her high school, but I bet it paled in comparison to the attention she got from her father at home. BTW, note to jealous high school girls: If you don’t want boys to fawn over the big-chested blonde girl in your class, don’t call her a lesbian. That’s like lighting your own house on fire and then wondering why it won’t go out when you pour gasoline on it.*

*See: http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/50s-baby-momma-says-50-tried-to-kill-her/

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Jessica Simpson is fun

Jessica Simpson nude webcam strip!
Jessica Simpson webcam-stripping for Tony Romo

While he’s away at training camp preparing for yet another disappointing season with the Dallas Cowboys, Jessica Simpson’s been keeping the romance alive in her relationship with Tony Romo by doing sexy webcam strips for him. A friend told UK tabloid The Sun:

“Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite ‘Pussycat Dolls’ routine. She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy. Jess does get paranoid, making sure Tony doesn’t have any of his Cowboys buddies peeking in on the show.” (Source)

Jessica dances in front of the camera until “she makes her man happy”? I’ll assume that’s code for “she dances until she shuts up.” And why is Jessica worrying about Tony letting his friends watch her strip tease live? She should be more worried that Tony’s taping her. Because if he doesn’t start making it past the second round of the playoffs, those tapes are going to end up being his retirement fund.

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Lunch with Jessica Simpson

It’s Jessica Simpson’s butt!
Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson leaving the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in New York today

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Jessica Simpson sucks

Jessica Simpson has sexy legs
At least she’s hot

Jessica Simpson played her first country concert on Saturday night at the “Country Thunder” festival in Randall, Wisconsin. And she sucked. Coming on stage to a mixture of cheers and boos, Simpson covered songs from Willie Nelson, Nancy Sinatra, and Shania Twain, while also singing a few of her pop hits. A local newspaper, The Kenosha News, interviewed a few audience members after the show:

“Just because she’s dating Tony Romo it doesn’t make her country,” said Mike Rodriguez, 31, from Lake Geneva. “She doesn’t fit in with country, and I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.”

Zach Schlodt, 19, of Palatine, Ill., agreed. Simpson’s heart isn’t in country music, and she is just banking on the genre’s current popularity, he said. “She’s an embarrassment to country music,” he added.

“I just don’t hear the country in her; I don’t hear the twang. She’s not good enough to be here,” said Adam Matos, 21, from Arlington Heights, Ill.

“It’s crap,” said Ryan Sia, 28, from East Troy. “She doesn’t belong here.” (Source)

Trying to be someone you’re not never works out. Just ask Vanilla Ice (black), Al Reynolds (straight), and Eminem (black AND straight). Besides, dating a Cowboy doesn’t make you Southern, it just makes you gay.* I don’t know, maybe since she’s already got the hair and chest, Jessica was just trying to emulate country legend Dolly Parton. All she needs now is her very own amusement park . . . named Magic Mountains.

*See: Gyllenhaal, Jake

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Jessica Simpson has boobs

Jessica Simpson has breasts
Jessica Simpson has boobs

People really like Jessica Simpson’s boobs — and they’re not afraid to let her know about it. While on vacation with Tony Romo in Seaside, Florida, last week, the actress/singer’s boobs were the hit of one local bar. From the New York Daily News:

Simpson, who turned 28 this week, proved recent pregnancy rumors untrue by downing some beers at a dockside bar [in Seaside, Florida], where one onlooker saw her and gasped, audibly, “Wow! Look at that chick’s boobs!” (Source)

Doesn’t this story just epitomize the essence of Jessica Simpson? When she walks into a bar with a professional athlete, people don’t stop and say, “Wow! There goes two famous people!” They say, “Wow! Look at that chick’s boobs.” Take away her chest and all you’ve got is an airhead blonde with no talent and a penchant for putting more than her foot in her mouth . . . so a lot like Kate Hudson in that regard. By the way, the onlooker that made that remark: Joe Simpson.

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BONUS: She also has legs! (pics of Jessica at the Lake Tahoe airport on Sunday)

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SUMMER IS HERE, PART 71

Jessica Simpson bikini pics!
Jessica Simpson bikini pics! (Lake Tahoe - 7/13)

That’s Jessica Simpson (along with sister Ashlee and husband Pete Wentz) suntanning on a boat in Lake Tahoe over the weekend. Jessica was in town to support her boyfriend Tony Romo at the annual Celebrity Golf Championship. He lost. Everything was going well for Tony in the final round until he looked out onto the lake and saw his 28-year-old girlfriend wearing a bathing suit that looked suspiciously similar to one his grandma used to wear on summer vacations at the shore when he was a kid. You owe us a nip slip for this Jessica.

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Jessica wants to beat Pam’s ass

Jessica Simpson not happy with Pamela Anderson
Pam wearing her work shorts out in public (yes that’s a Hooters’ joke)

Whether she was joking at the time or not, Jessica Simpson is not happy that Pam Anderson called her a bitch and a whore on an Australian radio show. She wants to kick that slut’s ass. An insider told UK tabloid The Sun:

“She was deeply hurt and upset at the comments. To say Jessica is mad about it is an understatement.”

Allegedly, Jessica was ready to jump headfirst into a full-fledged Hollywood feud, until her loved ones explained who the real winner would be.

“She is disgusted at Pamela’s remarks and fully intended to go after her, until her family made her see sense,” the source explained. “Her folks told her not to make a big deal of it — as that would only get Pamela the press she’s so desperate for.” (Source)

Enough with the war of words, these two should just settle their disagreement like civilized adults: with an oil wrestling contest in my inflatable pool. Of course clothing would be optional, but considering who she’d be up against, I’d recommend Jessica wear a hazmat suit . . . along with spelunking equipment just in case she happened to fall into Pam’s vadge.

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Top 10 Best Boobs in Hollywood

Courtesy of In Touch Weekly (Click the pic for the larger version)

10. Beyoncé Knowles

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“I’m happy with curves. I’m a real woman,” says Beyoncé, who somehow remains humble about the allure of her ample bosom, though it has been honored in various slo-mo videos that fans have posted online. In fact, the 26-year-old doesn’t see what all the fuss is about. “I have insecurities,” she admits. “Every day I look in the mirror and find something wrong. My legs could be more muscular, my waist just a little smaller and my boobs could be a little bigger. But I’d never have surgery.” “I don’t have a problem wearing sexy clothes,” she says.

9. Megan Fox

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When photos popped up on the Internet of Megan Fox emerging from the water practically topless — save for some see-through pasties — on the set of Jennifer’s Body, they caused a sensation. The Angelina Jolie look-alike, 22, may be a buxom stunner, but she still claims to be shy, saying she thinks of herself as “very masculine. I don’t feel sexy like that, especially not when you’re getting ready to film and there’s a crew of 1,000 men just waiting for you to lean over the hood of a car.” Megan admits that she once took the stage at a strip club. “I didn’t do nudity, but I made hundreds for just one song.”

8. Jennifer Aniston

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John Mayer could definitely dedicate his hit song “Your Body is a Wonderland” to his new girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston. While the star of the upcoming film He’s Just Not That Into You isn’t at all shy about baring her body in teeny-tiny bikinis, she does get a bit miffed at allegations that she’s had plastic surgery. “It’s still mine. All of it. Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don’t know what else to do,” says the 39-year-old, adding, “I really am pretty happy with what God gave me. Greek women are always round with big boobs.”

7. Audrina Patridge

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Long before Audrina Patridge found fame as one of Lauren Conrad’s best friends on The Hills, she was an aspiring model. She even posed for provocative topless pictures right after she graduated high school. “I intended for them to be artistic,” says the 23-year-old. She’s quick to add she’s “not ashamed” of the shots, and she has no reason to be since they proved she has perfect breasts. So, are there more sexy shoots in her future? “Audrina is a beautiful girl,” Playboy rep Lauren Melone tells In Touch, “and if she really is interested in posing for Playboy, our editors would love to talk to her directly.” “Leave my boobs alone,” Audrina once shot back at someone who’d asked if she had plastic surgery.

6. Katherine Heigl

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Katherine Heigl isn’t one of the women in Hollywood who had to get implants to get attention. “It’s disconcerting that there are so many women with fake breasts now that that’s the standard. Real boobs don’t look like that,” says the naturally blessed 29-year-old. “When I was 13, I was flat as a board. I actually prayed for big boobs. I developed at about 14, and they kept going. Obviously, prayer works!” Still, Katherine knows that male fans tend to not be so picky. “Most guys think whether they’re real or fake doesn’t really matter, as long as they’re big,” she says. “A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot,” says Katherine.

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Lunch with Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson has a huge rack
Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson leaving El Cholo restaurant in Santa Monica (7/2)

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Pam Anderson to Jessica Simpson: “Bitch! Whore!”

Pamela Anderson calls Jessica Simpson a bitch and a whore
Pam Anderson calls Jessica Simpson a bitch and a whore

Pam Anderson blasted Jessica Simpson during a weekend interview with an Australian radio station. When asked about the “Real Girls Eat Meat” shirt Jessica was recently spotted wearing, Pam — an active member of PETA — replied (audio deliciousness below):

“Bitch! . . . Whore! . . . She was not referring to actual cows and chickens, she was, ya’ know, men.

The same chick that filmed/released two homemade pornos, has been on the cover of Playboy more than any other person, and became famous by getting basketball-sized breast implants, is calling another woman a whore? Is there a word stronger than irony (something cool like MEGA-irony), because that’s what that is. Besides, I don’t think Pamela’s really a vegetarian. I’ve seen her “home movies” with Tommy Lee and Bret Michaels, and she swallowed more meat than a hungry cannibal locked in a morgue.

Pam Anderson calls Jessica Simpson a bitch and a whore

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