Jessica Simpson


Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, March 18

Jessica Simpson and her husband Eric Johnson leaving Intermix in New York (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio leaving a yoga class in Brentwood (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster and husband Andrew Form out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)

Mel Gibson leaving a restaurant in Malibu (pics start here)

Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell out for a walk in Brentwood (pics start here)

Hugh Grant and his girlfriend Anna Eberstein out and about in Stockholm, Sweden (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving Murray's Cheese Shop in New York (pics start here)

Drew Barrymore on her way to the Tracy Anderson Method Gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Josh Hartnett and his girlfriend actress Tamsin Egerton house hunting in the Hollywood Hills (pics start here)

Joanna Krupa out for a hike at Runyon Canyon in Hollywood (pics start here)

Keanu Reeves at a classic car meet at a park in Malibu (pics start here)

Shailene Woodley out and about in New York (pics start here)

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Jessica Simpson out and about in New York (3/13)

So at what point do we start the "Jessica Simpson had a facelift" rumors? Yesterday? Hell, I remember when she had three chins. Now she's a month-long Claim Jumper bender away from even having one.

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Jessica Simpson at the L.A. premiere of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live (11/17)

Here's Jessica Simpson and her husband Eric Johnson at the premier of the new Hunger Games movie on Sunday. Jessica's lost so much damn weight that I can't even make a joke about her thinking Eric's face is frosting. This sucks . . . *mails Jessica Simpson a block of cheese*

*30 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

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Jessica Simpson leaving her hotel in New York (10/1)

Did Jessica Simpson switch to Scientology? Or perhaps she's now using a low calorie sweetener? Something about her is more noticeable that usual . . .

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Jessica Simpson has ridiculous legs

PICTURED: Jessica Simpson leaving an office building in New York yesterday, on her way to pull a 747 across the tarmac at JFK. Probably didn't even break a sweat.

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Jessica Simpson arriving for a flight at LAX airport (9/23)

I never thought I'd say this, but Jessica Simpson needs to chill out on the weight loss. She's getting too skinny. I think those might actually be Nicole Richie's pants that she's wearing. Will someone lock this bitch in a roomful of chili so we can start the fatty cycle all over again?

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Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson are married

So Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson finally got married. The two tied the knot at the San Ysidro Ranch outside Santa Barbara on Saturday in front of 250 people, including Jessica Alba and Topher Grace. Damn, my fantasy has always been to drunkingly hook up with Jessica Alba at a wedding. Sucks I didn't get an invite. The couple told People:
"We are overwhelmed with complete happiness and love having made our eternal commitment. To say 'I do' in front of family, friends and, most importantly, our children has been the happiest moment of our lives."
The day before the ceremony, Jessica and Eric hosted a huge 4th of July party at the resort with dancing, karaoke, horseshoes, croquet, and hide the salami. I'll give you one guess which game Joe Simpson dominated.

E! adds:
A source said Jessica helped herself to the delicious food, saying, "I worked my ass off!" She added that she can't wait to chill a little after the big day and eat a little more than she has been.
Oh God I'm scared. This will not end well. This will not. End. Well.

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*15 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

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Jessica Simpson arriving on a flight at JFK airport in New York (6/10)

PICTURED: Jessica Simpson at JFK Airport, shortly after pulling a 747 across the runway. I mean, right? That's why she was at the airport, right?

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Jessica Simpson leaving Warwick nightclub in West Hollywood (6/8)

Jessica Simpson had to be helped out of Warwick nightclub in West Hollywood last night. But really, it's not her fault. I mean, you're totally fine after 16 shots, and then that 17th one sorta just sneaks up on you and suddenly you don't know the difference between "there," "their," and "they're." So basically, every day is a 17-shot-day for Jessica.

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Jessica Simpson celebrating Memorial Day

10" platform wedges . . . lack of oxygen from sucking in stomach . . . rock hard slate patio . . . nope, don't see anything that could possibly go wrong here.

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