Jessica Simpson


Jessica Simpson for the 2015 Fall Jessica Simpson Collection

+ Burt Reynolds sans filter [WWTDD]

+ Britney Spears sucking it in [Drunken Stepfather]
+ HOLY BOOBS [The Superficial]
+ Kylie Jenner's Snapchat nipples (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Dave Chappelle has the cell phone thing figured out [ICYDK]

+ Slut! [Busted Coverage]
+ Keira Knightley's topless A cups (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Prince William is awesome [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Adam Levine's net worth [Celebrity Toob]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Anna Tunhav looking hot in a bikini

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Jessica Simpson catching a flight at LAX airport (11/6)

If it's cool with you, I'm just gonna post pictures of Jessica Simpson's gigantic boobs the rest of the day. Cool?

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Jessica Simpson leaving her hotel in New York (11/7)

Veteran's Day isn't until Wednesday, but Jessica Simpson celebrated early by not wearing a bra under her skin-tight black dress in New York on Saturday. She knew the troops would see the pictures. She knew. This is the kind of patriotism I like to see.

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, September 22

Jessica Simpson leaving Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Kourtney Kardashian leaving an office building in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Selena Gomez leaving a London Fashion Week party at Loulou's Members Club in Mayfair (pics start here)

Arnold Schwarzenegger leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Riley Keough out and about in New York (pics start here)

Elizabeth Banks leaving a restaurant in L.A. (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian running errands in Calabasas (pics start here)

Ashley Greene leaving Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Elle Fanning running errands in L.A. (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley leaving yoga class in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Cara Delevingne leaving a London Fashion Week party at Loulou's Members Club in Mayfair (pics start here)

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  • Jessica Simpson Drunken Gaze 1
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Jessica Simpson in Cabo San Lucas in 2006

Jessica Simpson took a subtle shot at ex-husband Nick Lachey on CNBC last week (yes, Jessica Simpson was actually on CNBC):
"The biggest money mistakes? I don't know. For some reason I thought of my first marriage," the 35-year-old told a CNBC host while visiting the New York Stock Exchange.

The host replied by saying, "That's actually a common answer believe it or not." Source
A source tells Radar that that mistake cost Jessica $12 million:
"The real story is that Jessica paid Nick $12 million in the divorce. That is what she meant when she said her first marriage was her biggest money mistake! The reality is that her dad, Joe, refused to let Jess sign a pre-nup as Nick was worth more when they got married! Nick got more from her than he got from his entire music career," the source added.
So Nick got to bang Jessica during her peak hotness years, and then after they split, she paid him $12 million? I take back everything I've ever said about Nick and his dumb barbed wire tattoo. He is my new god. Praise be to Lachey.

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  • Jessica Simpson Divorce Settlement 1
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Jessica Simpson on her way to the 10th Anniversary Party for the Jessica Simpson Collection in New York (9/9)

Have Jessica Simpson's boobs gotten so large that she can no longer lift her hands above her head? Yes, that's exactly what's happening here. She would be a horrible wide receiver. I knew I shouldn't have drafted her for my fantasy team.

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  • Jessica Simpson 10th Anniversary Party 1
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Jessica Simpson leaving the Bowery Hotel in New York (9/8)

You know you have big boobs when people are constantly complimenting you on the authenticity of your costume. Congratulations, Jessica Simpson. You have Renaissance faire tits.

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Jessica Simpson is offensive

Here's Jessica Simpson celebrating her 35th birthday in St. Barts this week dressed as -- what else -- an Indian. Chief Runs with Scissors -- that sounds about right. Can't wait to see what she does for her 40th . . . "Yes massah', I'm just an ol' timey slave celebratin' my birthsday."

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Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson out for dinner in New York (3/13)

According to the National Enquirer, Jessica Simpson is just a mess. Booze, pills, witchcraft, psychoactive toads -- she's doing it all. Okay maybe not witchcraft. But everything else for sure:
"Physically, Jess is struggling and close to having a full-on breakdown! Her support system is falling apart too, because she's on the outs with her parents and her sister, and constantly fighting with Eric," said a Simpson family insider. Even Jessica's children 2-year daughter, Maxwell, and 1-year-old son, Ace are suffering, explained the source.

Jessica relies on the prescription drug Adderall to keep her weight at a rail-thin 92 pounds, according to reports. Even though sources close to Jessica insister it's "not true" that she swashes the two substances, other insiders suggested she routinely guzzles alcohol, including her favorite hard liquor, Scotch.

"Jess has weird fits and tantrums," the source said. "One minute she'll be staring off in to space like a zombie, and the next she'll jump up and start screaming, ranting and raving about how screwed up and dysfunctional her family is  I've seen Jess go from sobbing and crying, to laughing hysterically in the span of 15 minutes. Her moods are unpredictable and scary." (Print Edition - 4/27)
Am I a dick that the only thought in my head while reading this story was: "But at least she's not fat now." You know, because at least she's not fat now.

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  • Jessica Simpson Booze and Pills 1
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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, March 18

Jessica Simpson and her husband Eric Johnson leaving Intermix in New York (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio leaving a yoga class in Brentwood (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster and husband Andrew Form out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)

Mel Gibson leaving a restaurant in Malibu (pics start here)

Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell out for a walk in Brentwood (pics start here)

Hugh Grant and his girlfriend Anna Eberstein out and about in Stockholm, Sweden (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving Murray's Cheese Shop in New York (pics start here)

Drew Barrymore on her way to the Tracy Anderson Method Gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Josh Hartnett and his girlfriend actress Tamsin Egerton house hunting in the Hollywood Hills (pics start here)

Joanna Krupa out for a hike at Runyon Canyon in Hollywood (pics start here)

Keanu Reeves at a classic car meet at a park in Malibu (pics start here)

Shailene Woodley out and about in New York (pics start here)

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  • Jessica Simpson and Her Twins 1
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