Jessica Simpson


Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson outside the John Varvatos store in West Hollywood (4/13)

Here's Jessica Simpson on her way to the Annual Stuart House Benefit in West Hollywood on Sunday. Sure she's probably doubling down on the Spanx, but she is definitely looking less round. It just goes to show that with a team of personal trainers and chefs, and the motivation of a seven figure deal with Weight Watchers, you can accomplish anything in life. What an inspiration. That one schoolgirl from Afghanistan has nothing on her. BRING IT!

UPDATE: Joe Simpson just flapped his wrists around and tweeted that Jessica is looking FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!

*33 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

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Jessica Simpson arriving for a flight at LAX airport (1/28)

Since my sole reason for living is to document Jessica Simpson's weight fluctuations, here she is at LAX yesterday looking a bit slimmer. Looks like Weight Watchers is working . . . caveat: if she actually showed up to LAX for a flight. In the past she's been known to stop by the airport just for the "Jonah Hill Special" at Cinnabon (two large Cinnabons, a large Mochalatta Chill with extra whipped cream, and an overwhelming feeling of self-hatred). Don't do it, Jessica. Resist that crack icing.

*15 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Slim Figure 1
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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, January 7

Jessica Simpson arriving on a flight at JFK airport in New York (pics start here)

Actor Johnny Galecki (The Big Bang Theory) and his girlfriend, actress Kelli Garner, in Cabo San Lucas (pics start here)

Paris Hilton arriving at Craig's Restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Sean Penn driving his classic Chevy El Camino in Malibu (pics start here)

Jessica Alba at Whole Foods in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Emily Blunt leaving the Bel-Bambini baby boutique in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Eva Longoria arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Hilary Duff shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Allison Williams out and about in New York (pics start here)

Minnie Driver on her way to a nail salon in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde leaving an office building in Venice Beach (pics start here)

Kelly Brook leaving her home in London (pics start here)

*119 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Jessica Simpson hearts tantric sex

Jessica Simpson is getting into some freaky sex stuff. She's signed up for weekly tantric sex therapy sessions with her fiance Eric Johnson. Which would be incredibly hot to fantasize about if it was 2003 (like above) instead of 2013. An insider told the National Enquirer:
"Jessica and Eric are incredibly in sync, but practicing tantric sex has brought them even closer. While it sounds like it's all about sex, tantra is more about intimacy and also has a spiritual element.

"It's more like a yoga session mixed with couples' therapy. They do breathing exercises and then the therapist encourages them to discuss their sexual fantasies. Jessica says it's helped them open up in ways that she never imagined."
Wait, didn't I do this story already? I remember it was much dirtier, though. Oh no wait, that was the dirty porn star and her fiance who used to be a rapper. But unfortunately, now the fat celebrity wants to get in on the "too much information" routine. No one needs to know that Jessica enjoys getting pounded as much as she enjoys pounding cheeseburgers into her neck-hole, but in her world she has to stay relevant to the soccer moms who still buy her trailer trash fashion line. The tantric sex therapy sounds like horseshit to me, btw. In my professional opinion, if Jessica needed to hire a sex therapist then it looks like that Eric can't get it up for fat chicks -- even super rich ones like chubby over there. My suggestion? Save the money on the dick doctor and hire yourself a personal trainer.

*30 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Sex Therapy 1
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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, November 23 and Sunday, November 24

Jessica Simpson at a meet and greet at Dillard's inside NorthPark Mall in Dallas (pics start here)

Model Tashie Jackson leaving Novikov restaurant in London (pics start here)

Cara Santana arriving at a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Will Ferrell at the Australian premiere of Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues in Sydney (pics start here)

Brenda Song jogging in Studio City (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani and her husband Gavin Rossdale taking their sons to Travel Town Museum at Griffith Park in L.A. (pics start here)

Demi Lovato at a book signing at Barnes and Noble at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Francesca Eastwood sneaks out of Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kelly Brook out and about in London (pics start here)

Hilary Duff out for breakfast in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Simon Baker (The Mentalist) leaving The Brentwood Country Mart (pics start here)

*105 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Jessica Simpson leaving Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills (10/31)

Jessica Simpson didn't exactly get into the Halloween spirit this year, as you can see from these pictures of her leaving Mastro's Steakhouse last week. Oh wait, never mind. She's dressed as a woman unable to hold a conversation so she pushes her tits way up so you get distracted and forget to ask her her thoughts on Syria. Nailed it.

*17 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 1
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Paparazzi photos from Friday, September 27

Jessica Simpson going through the drive thru at Wendy's in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Model Amanda Cerny on the set of a photoshoot for 138 Water in the Hollywood Hills (pics start here)

Rihanna arriving on a flight in Adelaide, Australia (pics start here)

Minka Kelly shopping for rugs at Lawrence of La Brea in L.A. (pics start here)

Emma Roberts leaving Nine Zero One salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Actress Lauren Graham hailing a cab in New York (pics start here)

Sandra Bullock dropping her son Louis off at school in Studio City (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Thalia celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month at Macy's in New York (pics start here)

Karina Smirnoff out for lunch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Emannuelle Chriqui at the premiere of the TV series Cleaners in L.A. (pics start here)

Guy Ritchie on the set of his new film The Man from U.N.C.L.E. in Pozzuoli, Italy (pics start here)

Amy Smart leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

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Jessica Simpson at Benihana in Santa Monica (9/13)

Remember when Jessica Simpson's management team signed that huge, $3 million deal with Weight Watchers? Um, did they actually tell her about it?

*15 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Fat Face
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  • Jessica Simpson Mouthful
  • Jessica Simpson Double Chin
  • Jessica Simpson No Manners
  • Jessica Simpson at Benihana
  • Jessica Simpson Chowing Down
  • Jessica Simpson Applying Lipstick
  • Jessica Simpson Gained Weight Back
  • Jessica Simpson Thick Calves
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  • Jessica Simpson Boobs Busting Out
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  • Jessica Simpson Big Titties
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Jessica Simpson gives birth

Jessica Simpson is officially less round this morning after giving birth to a baby boy named Ace Knute Johnson yesterday in Los Angeles. She and fiance Eric Johnson were actually going to name him "North" until they realized that that's fucking stupid.

*15 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, June 22 and Sunday, June 23

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson going to lunch in Los Angeles (pics start here)

Reality star/model Nicole Murphy at the beach in Miami (pics start here)

Ali Larter shopping at The Grove in Los Angeles (pics start here)

Miranda Cosgrove arriving on a flight at LAX (pics start here)

Kimberly Stewart leaving a gym in Hollywood (pics start here)

Ashley Benson shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Halle Berry getting gas in Hollywood (pics start here)

Johnny Depp at the premiere of The Lone Ranger in Anaheim (pics start here)

Kendra Wilkinson kicking off summer with VEET at the W Hollywood in Hollywood (pics start here)

Rihanna leaving her hotel in Amsterdam (pics start here)

Brad Pitt out and about in Madrid, Spain (pics start here)

Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock attending The Heat premiere in New York (pics start here)

*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Ready to Pop 1
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