Jessica and Jerry Seinfeld at the Tribeca Film Festival last year
Apparently not satisfied with destroying her own marriage, Madonna is now attempting to break up Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld's as well. I swear, I will never understand why Madonna has a reputation of being an overbearing bitch. I think it may be because she's an overbearing bitch. A friend of the couple's told the National Enquirer:
"Jerry's wife Jessica is suddenly spending a lot of her time with Madonna and her new toyboy Jesus Luz, and Jerry is freaked out! He doesn't like Jessica staying out until all hours of the night and meeting people he doesn't know. He's afraid Madonna is corrupting her.Jerry has nothing to worry about -- I'm sure Madonna's a wonderful influence on his wife. So what if Jessica comes home one day spouting religious nonsense and bench pressing a Ford Taurus. That's what the joy of marriage is all about. Like the good book says, "For richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, through mind numbing cults and steroid induced rages." Amen.
"Jerry hates going out, and up until now, Jessica was mostly a homebody too, spending their evenings coming up with new recipes. But Madonna thinks Jessica needs to have some fun in her life. She's taken her under her wing, and it's making control-freak Jerry nuts. He thinks she could be a bad influence on Jessica, but others are telling Jerry he should let his wife have a little fun."
