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The 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in New York (11/7)

Here's the rest of the pics from the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last night in New York. The show is scheduled to air on CBS on November 29 so set your DVRs. ***SPOILER ALERT*** Doutzen Kroes has a really nice ass.

Doutzen Kroes (17 pics here)
Adriana Lima (11 pics here)
Barbara Palvin (15 pics here)
Sui He (2 pics here)
Candice Swanepoel (16 pics here)
Behati Prinsloo (4 pics here)
Maud Welzen (3 pics here)
Hilary Rhoda (18 pics here)
Karlie Kloss (4 pics here)
Jacquelyn Jablonski (2 pics here)
Lily Aldridge (5 pics here)
Barbara Fialho (4 pics here)
Shanina Shaik (1 pic here)
Izabel Goulart (3 pics here)
Jasmine Tookes (1 pic here)
Joan Smalls (1 pic here)
Bregje Heinen (3 pics here)
Magdelana Frackowiak (4 pics here)
Frida Gustavsson (1 pic here)
Jessica Hart (6 pics here)

*122 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show pictures total in the gallery:

Jessica Hart bikini pics!

Two weeks ago Australian model Ashley Hart was seen bikini cartwheeling all over Bondi Beach in Sydney, flashing her crotch to anyone within 50 feet. And now here's her sister Jessica in Miami on Saturday just sorta sauntering down the beach, not flashing her crotch to anyone within 50 feet. Ashley and I both agree that she's being a total prude. Life's a lot funner when you don't act all uptight all the time, Jessica.

*5 Jessica Hart pictures total in the gallery:

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Australian model Jessica Hart

*22 Jessica Hart pictures total in the gallery:

Jessica and Ashley Hart in Central Park (7/19)

Who knew, but if you want hot young bikini models to be attracted to you (such as Jessica and Ashley Hart above), you should take up frisbee. Great, now what am I supposed to do with this suitcase full of cocaine? Dammit. A frisbee would have been way cheaper.

*24 photos total in the gallery:

Jessica Hart bikini pics! (Sydney - 4/19)

That's Australian supermodel Jessica Hart in Sydney yesterday. Hot? Without a doubt. Dumb? Hopefully. But still, she seems a little too tall for my tastes . . . and by "tastes" I mean "poorly built sex dungeon." Soundproof my ass! This thing isn't even built to code! Oh well, that's what I get for hiring day laborers with no construction experience.

*25 pics total in the gallery:

Jessica Hart bikini pics! (Sydney - 12/16)

I guess it's "Hot Australian Model Day" here on Celebslam (roughly 100 times better than "Fat Yugoslavian Housewife Day" which we had last year). Her name is Jessica Hart (posted some pics of her ridiculous legs last week) and she was at Bondi Beach yesterday. What an awesome picture. I like the contrast between the singularity of her stance versus the vast openness of the ocean; along with the unique angle of the picture, it really drives home the point that Jessica is just another nameless, faceless model, sure to be chewed up and spit out by the unforgiving fashion machine her ass.

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Australian model Jessica Hart at a photo shoot at Bondi Beach in Sydney (12/10)

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Australian model Jessica Hart