Jessica Hart doing a photoshoot in Miami (12/8)
+ Who is that sexy actress in the Jared airplane proposal commercial? [Guyism]
+ Victoria's Secret models getting their twerk on [Drunken Stepfather]
+ It's Courtney Stodden sunbathing topless [The Superficial]
+ Katy Perry upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Sexy time with Gisele [Celebuzz]
+ Kanye West actually wasn't an asshole about Nelson Mandela's death [Evil Beet]
+ Johnny Depp gets caught with his pants down [Socialite Life]
+ Skinny bikini babe [Double Viking]
+ Josh Duhamel is stoked [I'm Not Obsessed]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Kate Upton Bikini GIFs
*30 Jessica Hart bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Jessica Hart in Miami (12/5)
Just days after the rumors started that Jessica Hart was fired from Victoria's Secret for talking shit about Taylor Swift, here's Jessica Hart doing a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami yesterday. So Taylor didn't get her fired after all. Good. Jessica should fight her.
*35 Jessica Hart bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Jessica Hart did not get fired
The New York Post's Richard Johnson reported last week that Victoria's Secret shitcanned Jessica Hart over her Taylor Swift comments, but the New York Daily News reports that that's not the case. New York tabloid fight!:
"There is no truth to the rumors that Jessica Hart has been fired or that she will no longer work with the brand," said Ed Razek, President and Chief Marketing Officer of VS. "As you will see, she was a great part of our show and we look forward to continuing to work with her. As previously reported, we at Victoria's Secret and all those involved, including Jessica Hart, were thrilled to have Taylor be a part of the show. We look forward to sharing her performances next week during the television special."This Ed Razek guy is also the one who said Victoria's Secret didn't fire Miranda Kerr (for having an affair with Justin Bieber?), but then shortly thereafter Miranda mysteriously "quit" because who wants to make millions of dollars a year for wearing a bikini. So basically, he's full of shit and Victoria's Secret most definitely fired Jessica Hart for talking shit. "Excellent . . . excellent indeed," Taylor Swift muttered to herself as she sat in her dark basement, stroking her hairless cat, with her black coffee and filterless cigarettes at her side.
Hart will also be at a screening with the other Angels on Dec. 10 and will shoot for the company's upcoming catalogs for three days in January.
*30 Jessica Hart pictures total in the gallery:
Jessica Hart at the 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York (11/13)
Australian model Jessica Hart says Taylor Swift didn't belong at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last week. Wait, why is she picking a fight with Taylor Swift? That's it . . . SEXY PUDDING WRESTLING FIGHT! From WWD:
Jessica Hart had just arrived from walking the show. "It's just 100 percent fun. Yes, there's a little bit of nerves but that just pumps your adrenaline," she said.OK, just so I'm clear on what Jessica Hart is saying -- walking 50 feet in underwear, turning around, and walking 50 feet back is hard work? Got it. Look, maybe I'd agree with Jessica if she was talking about just about anyone else, but her beef is with Taylor "God's Favorite Hick" Swift. Don't let the numerous Billboard, Grammy, and Country Music awards she's won blind any of you amateurs to the fact that Taylor is hot enough to be a model (the DNA evidence all over my monitor will testify to that). This critique would also hold more water had it come from one of the Brazilian supermodels and not from a model with a gap in her teeth big enough to park a car in between. Jessica should probably start backtracking, because unlike Taylor, she doesn't have any other talent to fall back on.
She was asked about Swift. Could she pull it off as a Victoria's Secret model? "No."
Hart was making time until she shimmied to the dance floor. "I think, you know what, god bless her heart. I think she's great," she said. "But, I don't know, to me, she didn't fit. I don't know if I should say that. I think what you find is that for a lot of us, we've been working for 14, 15 years; what it takes to make it here comes from experience and confidence and knowing how to be confident with yourself. I think it comes with age. It's definitely the benchmark of all jobs."
*20 Jessica Hart pictures total in the gallery:
- 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show,
- Adriana Lima,
- Barbara Fialho,
- Barbara Palvin,
- Behati Prinsloo,
- Bregje Heinen,
- Candice Swanepoel,
- Doutzen Kroes,
- Frida Gustavsson,
- Hilary Rhoda,
- Izabel Goulart,
- Jacquelyn Jablonski,
- Jasmine Tookes,
- Jessica Hart,
- Joan Smalls,
- Karlie Kloss,
- Lily Aldridge,
- Magdalena Frackowiak,
- Maud Welzen,
- Shanina Shaik,
- Sui He
The 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in New York (11/7)
Here's the rest of the pics from the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last night in New York. The show is scheduled to air on CBS on November 29 so set your DVRs. ***SPOILER ALERT*** Doutzen Kroes has a really nice ass.
Doutzen Kroes (17 pics here)
Adriana Lima (11 pics here)
Barbara Palvin (15 pics here)
Sui He (2 pics here)
Candice Swanepoel (16 pics here)
Behati Prinsloo (4 pics here)
Maud Welzen (3 pics here)
Hilary Rhoda (18 pics here)
Karlie Kloss (4 pics here)
Jacquelyn Jablonski (2 pics here)
Lily Aldridge (5 pics here)
Barbara Fialho (4 pics here)
Shanina Shaik (1 pic here)
Izabel Goulart (3 pics here)
Jasmine Tookes (1 pic here)
Joan Smalls (1 pic here)
Bregje Heinen (3 pics here)
Magdelana Frackowiak (4 pics here)
Frida Gustavsson (1 pic here)
Jessica Hart (6 pics here)
*122 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show pictures total in the gallery:
Jessica Hart bikini pics!
Two weeks ago Australian model Ashley Hart was seen bikini cartwheeling all over Bondi Beach in Sydney, flashing her crotch to anyone within 50 feet. And now here's her sister Jessica in Miami on Saturday just sorta sauntering down the beach, not flashing her crotch to anyone within 50 feet. Ashley and I both agree that she's being a total prude. Life's a lot funner when you don't act all uptight all the time, Jessica.
*5 Jessica Hart pictures total in the gallery:
Jessica and Ashley Hart in Central Park (7/19)
Who knew, but if you want hot young bikini models to be attracted to you (such as Jessica and Ashley Hart above), you should take up frisbee. Great, now what am I supposed to do with this suitcase full of cocaine? Dammit. A frisbee would have been way cheaper.
*24 photos total in the gallery:
Jessica Hart bikini pics! (Sydney - 4/19)
That's Australian supermodel Jessica Hart in Sydney yesterday. Hot? Without a doubt. Dumb? Hopefully. But still, she seems a little too tall for my tastes . . . and by "tastes" I mean "poorly built sex dungeon." Soundproof my ass! This thing isn't even built to code! Oh well, that's what I get for hiring day laborers with no construction experience.
*25 pics total in the gallery: