Jessica Hart NUDE!

Model at Midnight: Jessica Hart

Jessica Hart

Australian model Jessica Hart

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Can I play?

Jessica and Ashley Hart in Central Park (7/19)

Who knew, but if you want hot young bikini models to be attracted to you (such as Jessica and Ashley Hart above), you should take up frisbee. Great, now what am I supposed to do with this suitcase full of cocaine? Dammit. A frisbee would have been way cheaper.

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Jessica Hart in Sydney

Jessica Hart bikini pics! (Sydney - 4/19)

That's Australian supermodel Jessica Hart in Sydney yesterday. Hot? Without a doubt. Dumb? Hopefully. But still, she seems a little too tall for my tastes . . . and by "tastes" I mean "poorly built sex dungeon." Soundproof my ass! This thing isn't even built to code! Oh well, that's what I get for hiring day laborers with no construction experience.

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Jessica Hart is also very famous

Jessica Hart bikini pics! (Sydney - 12/16)

I guess it's "Hot Australian Model Day" here on Celebslam (roughly 100 times better than "Fat Yugoslavian Housewife Day" which we had last year). Her name is Jessica Hart (posted some pics of her ridiculous legs last week) and she was at Bondi Beach yesterday. What an awesome picture. I like the contrast between the singularity of her stance versus the vast openness of the ocean; along with the unique angle of the picture, it really drives home the point that Jessica is just another nameless, faceless model, sure to be chewed up and spit out by the unforgiving fashion machine her ass.