Justin Timberlake at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas (3/10)
Justin Timberlake was seen flirting with a few go-go dancers at TAO nightclub last night in Vegas. They even exchanged numbers and were later seen being personally escorted by Justin up to his suite. No harm, right? Um, except he's still dating Jessica Biel. They're even in counseling. But I can personally attest that hooking up with these skanks is not Justin's fault. He was sick and had to skip the counseling session about not sticking your penis into go-go dancers. If anyone's to blame here, it's Justin's assistant for not reminding him to get his flu shot. What a big jerk that guy is!
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel out and about in New York (2/19)
Justin Timberlake is *this* close to getting his man card revoked for being a pussy. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Unlike so many Hollywood romances that collapse with no effort to make them work, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake -- themselves frequently reported as having split -- are trying hard to hold it together. Though they have come very close to calling it quits, the duo have sought counseling -- unusual for an unmarried couple -- and currently are said to be happy and very much together.Oh c'mon Justin, you don't need counseling -- you're not even married. You know what counseling is called for dating couples? It's called dump that bitch. For Christ's sake, you're not even 30. Go out and spread your seed, kill some hookers . . . preferably in that order. Unless you're into that other sort of thing. Sick bastard.
Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2009
Earlier this week, Mr. Skin released his annual list of the Top 10 celebrity nude scenes of 2009. So I went ahead and created a way-NSFW gallery of them. Because why wouldn't I? I don't want to spoil the surprise but, boobs. Lots of 'em. You're welcome. #10 above is Malin Akerman in Watchmen.
NOTE: To see all the uncensored pics of the Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2009, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in Vancouver (10/21)
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel aren't exactly broken up, as a report in September claimed. But they also aren't exactly dating either. Turns out Justin likes having sex with Jessica, but would also like to nail other chicks, too. Obviously. An insider told Fox News:
"Justin was very clear with Jessica that he didn't want to be in a serious relationship with her anymore where he wasn't able to date other people. Jessica took the news very hard, but once she calmed down and they started talking again, he convinced her to stay friends who hook up, without all the pressure of a relationship."Does it get any better than having Jessica Biel as your booty call? Justin must have done something extraordinarily brave in another life to deserve the one he has now -- like march against racial injustice during the 60's, protest against apartheid in South Africa, or bang Kathy Griffin with the lights on. There is one slight flaw in Justin's plan to start sleeping with random chicks instead of his girlfriend: none will have a body like this.
How did Timberlake succeed in persuading one of Hollywood's most beautiful women to agree to every man's (okay, almost every man's) dream scenario?
"At first she was very reluctant, but she missed him a lot and so she decided to give it a try even though it wasn't exactly how she wanted things to be," the source explains. "She's still in love with him, and they are still attracted to each other, so it would have been difficult for them to quit each other cold turkey."
The source says the new setup is a "win-win" for Timberlake.
"Justin gets the best of both worlds," says the source. "He doesn't have to lose Jess as a lover or a friend, but he's free to explore other [relationships]."
Lindsay Lohan leaving Blue & Cream boutique in New York (6/16)
Lindsay Lohan is denying that she hinted on her Twitter page on Monday that Justin Timberlake was cheating on Jessica Biel at AVENUE lounge in New York ("So dark -- where's jb cheater?"). A grainy pic was also posted of Justin allegedly making out with another woman. Lindsay claims the post and picture were the work of a stalker . . . yeah right. The only guy stalking this bitch is Jack Daniels. Lindsay told Life & Style:
"I would not discuss my personal life, let alone someone else's, on the internet! Clearly! Twitter needs to fix their shit. I didn't write 'jb cheater!' What does that even mean? It's annoying."A stalker? That's the best excuse she could come up with? Why not aliens? Or a secret government plot to tarnish her reputation? Both would have been more believable than a stalker. If I'm hacking Lindsay Lohan's Twitter, I'm not writing something cryptic like "So dark -- where's jb cheater?" You better believe I'd be writing something super offensive. "So a Jew, an Asian, and a Mexican walk into a bar . . ."
And what does Avenue have to say about all this? "Celebrities that twitter about other celebrities will no longer be welcome at Avenue," says an Avenue Lounge spokesperson.
Jessica Biel out and about in Westwood (3/12)
I think Jessica Biel is actually trying to sound as stupid as possible this month. First she complained that she doesn't get any prime movie roles because she's too hot, and now she's whining that Hollywood robbed her of all her college memories. I'm sure next week she'll bitch that she hates living in a huge mansion because she always gets lost in it. From IMDB:
Jessica Biel regrets dropping out of college to pursue an acting career, and would ditch her Hollywood dreams if she could start over. Biel, 27, enrolled for courses at Massachusetts' Tufts University but quit school within a year-and-a-half to film The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, a 2003 remake of the 1974 horror film.You know what's even better than college memories? Ferraris. Seriously, I would trade every one of my college memories for a 2009 F430 -- a car Jessica could afford without batting an eyelash. She needs to do us average* people a favor and shut the fuck up.
And Biel still scolds herself for turning her back on her school books despite her success as a Hollywood actress - because she missed out on making memories with her peers.
She tells America's Allure magazine, "I wish I would have had that time that my girlfriends all had. I wish I would have lived in that crappy, nasty brownstone that they all lived in. If I had to do it again, I would have stuck around and finished it out."
*4% body fat is average, right?
Jessica Biel is too hot for her own good
Poor Jessica Biel. Show business is hard for her because she's so hot. No, really, she actually said that. From Us Weekly:
Jessica Biel says her good looks are hurting her career.Jessica's right. It has to be her good looks and not her overinflated sense of self-worth that's keeping her from getting prime acting gigs. It's this sort of revelation that really makes you appreciate the struggles of actresses such as Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox. Through hard work and perseverance, they were able to overcome the discrimination against attractive people that obviously runs rampant throughout Hollywood. Fortunately for Jessica, there's still a place where hot chicks with no talent can make a living:
"Yeah, it really is a problem," Biel tells the June issue of Allure magazine. "I have to be blunt."
The actress -- whose latest film, Powder Blue, (in which she plays a stripper) is going to straight to DVD -- isn't handed plum roles.
"I'm in there with everybody else, fighting for the good parts. Yes, The Illusionist has made a difference -- but a huge, massive difference, so I can pick and choose what I want? No. I just want an opportunity. If you don't like the audition, don't hire me! But if you don't want to even see me -- that's hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!"
- Bar Refaeli,
- Blake Lively,
- Cindy Crawford,
- Diance Kruger,
- Eva Longoria,
- Gisele Bundchen,
- Heidi Klum,
- Ivanka Trump,
- Jessica Alba,
- Jessica Biel,
- Karolina Kurkova,
- Kate Beckinsale,
- Kate Bosworth,
- Marion Cotillard,
- Melania Trump,
- Miranda Kerr,
- Rachel Bilson,
- Rosario Dawson,
- Selma Blair,
- The Costume Institute Gala ,
- Victoria Beckham
The Costume Institute Gala was sexy
Believe it or not, not everyone at the Costume Institute Gala last night dressed like a complete jackass. The list of winners (there's 147 pictures on PAGE 2. This post took me god damn forever to edit and upload so do me a favor and click on some of them):
Good god. It reads like a hit list of chicks I routinely beat off to.