Archive: Jessica Alba

Cash Warren and Jessica Alba out and about in Brentwood (10/9)

+ I never noticed this but Audrina has some really big front teeth [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Keira Knightley Nude Sex Scene Video from The Edge of Love [Egotastic!]
+ What a shock, Angelina Jolie backs Barack Obama [Just Jared]
+ Aubrey O’Day cameltoe [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jennifer Lopez may cry after reading this [The Blemish]

+ Norelys Rodriguez is a Venezuelan beauty [Attuworld]
+ Megan Fox has a nerdy side [F-Listed]
+ Sarah Palin to play herself on Saturday Night Live [Cele|bitchy]
+ Why does Katherine Heigl always look like a bitch? [ICYDK]

[Flynet]

Jessica Alba for “Declare Yourself”

Jessica Alba’s latest ad for the “Declare Yourself” get out the vote campaign hit the web today. Alba plays the host of a mock home shopping channel selling the “Muzzler 2008.” Hayden Panettiere makes a cameo as a muzzled model. Get it? Because if you don’t vote, you’re being muzzled. I know, so clever. While I appreciate their intentions, if you weren’t planning on voting until you saw an ad featuring Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere, congratulations, you’re a moron.

[Declare Yourself]

Jessica Alba for “Declare Yourself”

Even I have to admit the new ad campaign for “Declare Yourself” is pretty f’ing brilliant. What better way to get young people to vote than by giving them raging-hard ons? Jessica was bound and gagged last month and now she’s muzzled. Really all that’s missing from the campaign is an ad featuring her wearing one of those Mexican wrestling masks and covered in pancake syrup and Pop Rocks. What? Oh c’mon, like you haven’t fantasized about that.

[Declare Yourself]

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba leaving the Griddle Cafe in Hollywood (9/14)

[Splash News, Flynet, WENN]

Jessica Alba is bound and gagged

Jessica Alba is the new face of Declare Yourself, a nonpartison group trying to get “every eligible 18-year-old in America to register and vote in the presidential primaries and 2008 presidential election.” Their first ad features a bound and gagged Jessica that’s eerily similar to what I dream about most nights. Jessica told People:

“I think it is important for young people to be aware of the need we have in this country to get them more active politically. People respond to things that are shocking . . . If you don’t register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our country, you are essentially just binding and muzzling yourself.” (Source)

Shhhhhhhhh, Jessica. I came at “binding.” You don’t need to continue.

Jessica Alba and her daughter Honor Marie Warren in New York (9/9)

All of you that thought she’d inherit her mother’s personality, give yourself a pat on the back.

[Splash News, INFDaily.com]

Jessica Alba out and about in Hollywood (9/6)

+ Bai Ling 4 President [Dlisted]

+ Hilary Duff shows off her legs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures, Hello Kitty Style [Egotastic!]
+ Adriana Lima is stacked [Bastardly]
+ Boobs and arrow is my favorite new sport (SFW) [College Humor]

+ Anna Kournikova dressed down . . . still hot [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Hayden Panettiere is leggy [Popoholic]
+ Christina Aguilera’s first song since popping out a baby [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Jessica Alba shops at Target [Pink Is The New Blog]

+ Amy Winehouse makes herself a drink [CityRag]
+ That 40-Year-Old Virgin actor is facing life in prison [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Lindsay Lohan and her dad back on speaking terms? [Yeeeah!]
+ Hollywood hates cancer [popbytes]

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Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba at the 2008 Alma Awards in Los Angeles (5/17)

[WENN]

Jessica Alba is cold

Jessica Alba and her awesome rack went to the gym in L.A. yesterday. Good god, can you imagine going to the same gym as Jessica Alba? I wouldn’t get anything done. I’d just be yelling at her the entire time, “Do more lunges! Mooooooore luuuuuuunges!” It’d be a lot like that comedy show Drew Carey used to host where they took suggestions from the audience except it’d be at the gym and I’d get slapped and most likely pepper-sprayed.

[Splash News]

Jessica Alba and Honor Marie Warren

Jessica Alba is some kind of badass. In the new issue of OK! magazine — featuring the exclusive first pics of her baby Honor Marie Warren — she makes child delivery sound kinda easy:

“I didn’t scream. It was really Zen.” The Love Guru star tells OK! that she had natural birth. “The labor was more like meditation,” she says. “I did yoga breathing. I was focused.”

While husband Cash added:

“She didn’t make a sound. It was amazing.” (Source)

Damn this chick is hardcore. I could never give birth naturally without making a sound. And not just because I don’t have a uterus. I’m afraid of pain. I get an epidural every time I go to the dentist’s office. You can’t be too careful.

UPDATE: New cover pic from the Spanish edition of OK!

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