Paparazzi photos from Monday, July 21
Jessica Alba shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Maggie Q leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Sofia Vergara on her way to a nail salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Model Ashley Sky on the set of a photoshoot in New York (pics start here)
Diane Lane out and about in New York (pics start here)
Eva Longoria vacationing in Marbella, Spain (pics start here)
Taylor Swift leaving Smile Cafe in New York (pics start here)
Elizabeth Berkley out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Rumer Willis leaving an AA meeting in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Miranda Kerr out and about in New York (pics start here)
Leonardo DiCaprio at the beach in Miami (pics start here)
Natalie Portman out and about in Los Feliz (pics start here)
Nina Agdal at a rooftop party as party of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim 2015 in Miami (pics start here)
*109 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Jessica Alba bikini pics! (Santa Barbara - 7/4)
Here's Jessica Alba, in town for Jessica Simpson's wedding, celebrating the 4th in Santa Barbara. And, yes, that's the best picture of her in a bikini I could find. America's fucking birthday and she couldn't turn just a little bit more to the left. What is this, Pakistan? Fine, I guess I'll jack off to your ankles.
*30 Jessica Alba bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Jessica Alba leaving a nail salon in Brentwood (6/4)
Jessica Alba's eco-friendly household goods Honest Company is going nationwide next week with a launch at Target. The company describes itself as a "trusted source for safe, natural, non-toxic, eco-friendly baby diapers and biodegradable wipes, organic bath/skin care and green cleaning products." Except they shouldn't be trusted at all, because some of their products, such as face wipes, are being made by sketchy Chinese manufacturers. Oh c'mon, a little face rash never killed anybody. From Radar:
According to U.S. Customs data, one of The Honest Company's main suppliers is the American Hygienics Corporation located in Shanghai. As recently as May 19, 2014, Honest Company received a shipment of 10,110 cartons of wet wipes from the Chinese company. On May 18, 2014, they received 33,098 cartons of wet wipes from American Hygienics. In total, records show, Honest Company received more than 142,595 cartons of wet wipes from the Shanghai-based supplier so far this year alone, and their relationship with the company goes back to 2012, the year the company was founded.Very interesting . . . and troubling. I've jacked off to literally hundreds of elaborate fantasies involving Jessica Alba, but not once have I have imagined her as a ruthless CEO only worried about the bottom line. No, Jessica -- *fap fap fap* -- don't make me use your toxic Chinese face wipes on my virgin skin!
What The Honest Company may not know, however -- and what their customers certainly don't -- is that American Hygienics has a history of being barred from importing to the U.S. after the FDA found "unsafe" and untested drugs in their wipes.
According to an import refusal report, the FDA found on April 11, 2008, that the wipes the company was trying to import into the US appeared to contain "a new animal drug which is unsafe," and subsequently blocked the shipment.
*20 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:
Jessica Alba in a bikini in Entertainment Weekly
Jessica Alba has two kids and looks like that in a bikini (in the new issue of Entertainment Weekly). Two human beings have passed through her body and she still looks like she was molded from clay from the hands of God himself. Did she make a Faustian bargain with the devil to exchange her soul for three decades of looking ridiculous in a bikini because she hates other celebrity moms with a passion and derives pleasure from making them feel bad about themselves? Yes, I think that's clearly what's going on here. Evil bitch.
*26 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:
Jessica Alba and her boobs in St. Barts last year
Jessica Alba is still a prude. She says she'll never go nude in a movie because she doesn't want her family to see her tits (they probably already have). Why? Does she have a Hitler tattoo or something? She tells the new issue of Glamour:
"I don't want my grandparents to see my boobs. That's it. It would be weird at Christmas. And, I mean, really, if you look at the movies I have done, getting naked would never 'elevate' the picture."I disagree with Jessica. A nice set of tits is exactly what her godawful movies need. No? Okay, then name one Jessica Alba movie that she carried with her acting and not her hot body or gorgeous face (if you say Fantastic Four, I will hunt you down and take a hammer to your DVR). I'm growing pretty disappointed with all of my early 2000's spank bank deposits -- Jessica Alba, Britney Spears, and the cast of 7th Heaven have all taken some sort of oath against nudity. Which is just dumb in Hollywood. Putting the headlights on display is a time-honored tradition that has extended the careers of cinema greats like Linda Hamilton and that chick from Saved by the Bell . . . okay, bad example.
*35 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:
Jessica Alba arriving at JFK International Airport in New York (3/3)
If you're in the L.A. area and list a piece of vintage furniture on craigslist, there's a good chance Jessica Alba will be giving you a call in the near future. She tells the April issue of Redbook:
"I bought my hot pink desk off craigslist. I have a problem. I love vintage furniture, and refurbishing is one of the most eco things you can do. I also got a couple of cool chairs and Danish mid-century credenzas off of craigslist."I'm not surprised Jessica is buying secondhand furniture off craigslist -- she hasn't exactly been setting the world on fire these past few years. The lady went from being the hot stripper in Sin City to co-starring in a direct-to-Netflix Spy Kids dud. And, most shockingly, she did it while being totally sober. The way I see it, Jessica's career has taken such a nose dive that I'm surprised she isn't selling her soiled panties on craigslist (which clearly I would purchase). Since Jess isn't above sifting through other people's garbage, she might want to check the dumpster behind Jennifer Lawrence's mansion -- I'm sure she'll find a few discarded scripts that would at least get her on the Estonian Hallmark Channel.
*30 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery: