Jessica Alba

Kate Beckinsale at the "PUNK: Chaos to Couture" Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York (5/6)

A ton of celebs attended the annual Met Gala last night in New York, but none looked as good as Kate Beckinsale. If being hot was equivalent to being a hero of the Crimean War, Kate would be Major-General Sir Howard Craufurd Elphinstone. Am I right or am I right!

Kate Beckinsale (19 pics here)
Emmy Rossum (12 pics here)
Stacy Keibler (12 pics here)
Kate Upton (7 pics here)
Miranda Kerr (14 pics here)
Emilia Clarke (7 pics here)
Nina Dobrev (9 pics here)
Heidi Klum (11 pics here)
Jennifer Lawrence (8 pics here)
Jessica Alba (11 pics here)

*113 Met Gala pictures total in the gallery:

Jessica Alba bikini pics! (St. Barts - 4/4)

Some people would say it's creepy that I'm posting 177 pictures of Jessica Alba in St. Barts in a bikini, organized by day. And those people would be wrong. Creepy would be printing these pictures out and scrapbooking them into a kick-ass vacation photo album, complete with glitter and stickers and little crabs and seashells cut out of construction paper. I'm getting to that later.

Jessica Alba in St. Barts:
Thursday's bikini
Friday's bikini
Saturday's bikini
Sunday's bikini

*177 Jessica Alba bikini pics total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, April 1

Jessica Alba shopping at Whole Foods in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ray J and his fiance Mia Milano leaving Fred Segal in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Michelle Rodriguez leaving Coffee Bean in West Hollywood (pics start here)

LeAnn Rimes leaving a hair salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Emma Stone arriving at the Covent Gazrden Hotel in London (pics start here)

Julie Bowen at a farmer's market in Studio City (pics start here)

Matt LeBlanc in Cabo San Lucas (pics start here)

John Stamos and actress Angela Sarafyan arriving for a flight at Vancouver International Airport (pics start here)

Miley Cyrus on her way to Jim Henson Studios in Hollywood (pics start here)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt out and about in New York (pics start here)

January Jones shopping in the Larchmont Village neighborhood of L.A. (pics start here)

Sean Penn leaving a grocery store in Malibu (pics start here)

*114 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Jessica Alba arriving on a flight at Miami International Airport (3/13)

It saddens me to say this, but I think Jessica Alba has gone native and is turning into the next Gwyneth Paltrow. She says she's not, but I'm sorry, you can't seriously think that an organic produce delivery service is a reasonable option for most people. From the New York Daily News:

[Jessica Alba's] first book, "The Honest Life: Living Naturally and True to You," helps parents clean up their act by sharing nontoxic alternatives to everyday products, plus parenting tips like packing the perfect diaper bag.

"I absolutely do these things. That's why I wrote the book," Alba says. "There's lots of options, like delivery services for fresh produce that is organic, if people just want to do a couple of things in the book that are supereasy."

She argues her guide is more relatable than Gwyneth Paltrow's goop.com or Alicia Silverstone's kindlife.com. "Alicia Silverstone is a vegan, so she's the extreme side of it," she says. "Gwyneth Paltrow probably lives a very similar lifestyle, but I didn't grow up with a bunch of money, so my tips are much more grounded: Repurposing things and making things at home."

Yeah, Jessica's book proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that she's is just as big a loon as Gwyneth and Alicia, but she wins my approval because she's hotter than those two combined. Gwyneth is average at best and Alicia looks like a living broccoli fart, so there's absolutely nothing they say that I could take seriously. Jessica Alba, on the other hand, makes my private place tingle, so I'll follow her like Jim Jones. What's that, Jessie? You want us to give each other flaxseed oil enemas and join the Klan? Well, let me just find my turkey baster and pointy hat and we're off to the rally.

*15 Gwyneth Paltrow pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, March 11

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren house hunting in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Isla Fisher arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Slovakian model Petra Benova in Miami (pics start here)

Hayden Panettiere and Connie Britton at PaleyFest 2013's honoring of Nashville at The Saban Theater in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jennifer Garner leaving Starbucks in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Jenny McCarthy leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Mickey Rourke leaving Cafe Roma in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rosario Dawson on the set of Queen of the Night in Niagara Falls, Ontario (pics start here)

Emily VanCamp and Josh Bowman (Revenge) out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Katy Perry leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Malin Akerman shopping at Grey Goose Framing in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Maggie Gyllenhaal riding the subway in New York (pics start here)

*108 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Jessica at the Shiatzy Chen show during Paris Fashion Week (3/5)

Jessica Alba sat front row at the Shiatzy Chen fashion show earlier this week in Paris, and for some reason, all the guys sitting directly across from her stared at her for the entire show instead of the models on the runway. I bet it's because of her cool phone. I love technology, too!

*30 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:

Jessica Alba and her daughter Honor Marie Warren at the Jardin d'Acclimatation amusement park in Paris (3/3)

What, you thought it'd be all fun and games being the daughter of Jessica Alba? You thought wrong, little Honor Marie Warren. AND NOW YOU MUST PAY WITH FEAR!

*26 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, February 19

Jessica Alba arriving at a friend's house in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Selena Gomez at the premiere of Spring Breakers at Le Grand Rex in Paris (pics start here)

British model Cara Delevingne leaving a party in Notting Hill, London (pics start here)

Reality star Bethenny Frankel at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Lily-Rose Depp out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Cote de Pablo at the Vanity Fair Celebration Of The 2013 Vanities Calendar in L.A. (pics start here)

Kate Middleton visiting Hope House in London (pics start here)

Eva Longoria leaving the Ken Paves Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

January Jones heading to Houston's restaurant in Pasadena (pics start here)

Hilary Duff arriving at Heathrow Airport from LAX (pics start here)

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick walking on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Minka Kelly at the Vanity Fair Celebration Of The 2013 Vanities Calendar in L.A. (pics start here)

*110 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba at the premiere of Escape from Planet Earth at The Chinese 6 Theaters in Hollywood (2/2)

*28 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:

The famous "Jessica Alba Bikini Pose"