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Jessica Alba at the Prada Book Launch cocktail party at Prada in Beverly Hills (11/13)

Jessica Alba and Honor Warren out and about in Beverly Hills (9/19)

Earlier this week, English stroller company Maclaren announced a voluntary recall of one million strollers after 12 children in the United States had their fingers amputated in the hinges. That's right, 12 out of a million. Kids are fucking retarded, yet 999,988 of them managed to not slice off their finger in one of these strollers. From Time:

This recall doesn't just involve one specific model. Stop using any single- or double-umbrella stroller with Maclaren written on it, says the Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC). The problem: Maclaren received reports that 12 children had their fingertips amputated after they placed their fingers in the hinge where the stroller folds.

"This is a very serious hazard," says Scott Wilson, spokesman for the CPSC. "We know child behavior, we know kids like to explore and sometimes put their fingers in places where they shouldn't be. But finger amputations that result from using a product that parents expect to be safe is unacceptable."

One celebrity affected by the recall is Jessica Alba, who has been seen pushing her daughter Honor around in a Maclaren DEATHTRAP 2000 stroller. Just kidding, it's a Techno XT. I can't believe Jessica would put Honor in harm's way like this. She needs to be taught a lesson so this never happens again. I think a light spanking should do the trick.

Jessica Alba leaving Urth Caffe in Beverly Hills (11/7)

+ Katy Perry with Russell Brand's name on her ass [The Superficial]

+ Actress Paz de la Huerta is naked (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jenny McCarthy still not committed to Jim Carrey [OK! Magazine]
+ Jon Gosselin's douchiest photo yet [Wonderwall]
+ Miley Cyrus wears booty shorts to her concert [IDLYITW]

+ Huge boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Kristin Cavallari is see through [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Ashley Greene doing some multitasking [moejackson]
+ Sometimes I forget how hot Natalie Portman is [Popoholic]
+ How have I never heard of this chick before? Hot! [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Name that rockin' bikini body [CityRag]
+ Lohan vs. Lohan war escalates [A Socialite's Life]
+ Daiana Ygropoulou is hot, Greek, in a bikini [Yeeeah!]
+ Sarah Jessica Parker loves the smell of shitty diapers [popbytes]

Jessica Alba's ass from The Killer Inside Me

According to exhaustive market research, I've learned that 100% of males 18-49 would love to see Jessica Alba's bare naked ass. So here's some screencaps from her new film The Killer Inside Me (clip on Page 2). Celebslam -- on top of the trends!

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Jessica Alba's ass, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Jessica Alba at Heidi Klum and Seal's annual Halloween Party in West Hollywood (10/31)

No intro means yours truly had way too much to drink last night. From E!:

. . . but Jessica Alba was also spotted shaking in on a table, too, as hubby Cash Warren looked on [at Heidi Klum's Halloween party on Saturday]. She must have been feeling a little more adventurous since it was Halloween. Or maybe it was the Skyy cocktails being poured for all the partiers?

Jessica Alba at Heidi Klum and Seal's annual Halloween Party in West Hollywood (10/31)

So what did you do for 12 hours yesterday? I edited and loaded 800+ celebrity Halloween pictures. Fuck my life. I'm not gonna lie: a lot of blood, sweat, tears, and semen went into this post. Do me a favor and click on some of these:

Kate Beckinsale: 10 pics here
Kim Kardashian: 10 pics here and 10 pics here
Jennifer Love Hewitt: 3 pics here
Anna Friel: 5 pics here
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale: 10 pics here
Katerina Graham (The Vampire Diaries): 5 pics here
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt: 32 pics here
Kourtney Kardashian: 5 pics here
The Saturdays: 30 pics here
Christina Aguilera: 30 pics here
Kathy and Rick Hilton: 5 pics here
Mel B: 31 pics here
Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox: 20 pics here
Helena Christensen: 5 pics here
Cisco Adler: 15 pics here
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom: 5 pics here
James Gandolfini: 4 pics here
Peter Andre: 20 pics here
Today Show: 31 pics here
Julianne Hough: 10 pics here
Miranda Cosgrove: 5 pics here
Bai Ling: 2 pics here
Mickey Rourke: 20 pics here
Jordin Sparks: 5 pics here
Rupert Grint (Harry Potter): 2 pics here
Selita Ebanks: 16 pics here
Briana Evigan (Sorority Row): 15 pics here
Rachel Zoe: 10 pics here
Heid Montag and Spencer Pratt: 10 pics here
Kelly Osbourne: 8 pics here
Travis Barker: 5 pics here
Holly Madison: 25 pics here
Kellan Lutz (Twilight): 30 pics here
La Toya Jackson: 30 pics here
Ashley Greene (Twilight): 33 pics here
Katie Price: 7 pics here
Nicky Hilton: 15 pics here
Pixie Geldof: 15 pics here
Debbie Gibson: 15 pics here
Martha Stewart: 10 pics here
Rutina Wesley (True Blood): 10 pics here
Brooke Shields: 5 pics here
Jon Stewart: 10 pics here
Bette Midler: 30 pics here
Alyson Hannigan: 15 pics here
Tom Felton (Harry Potter): 5 pics here
AnnaLynne McCord: 25 pics here
Derek Hough: 10 pics here
Phoebe Price: 5 pics here
Laura Croft (Playboy Playmate): 10 pics here
Jessica Lowndes (90210): 15 pics here
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon: 10 pics here
Heidi Klum and Seal: 31 pics here
Emile Hirsch: 5 pics here

Jessica Alba at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (10/31)

+ Audrina Patridge will grant your sexy wish [The Superficial]

+ Moon Bloodgood's lost topless scene [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Holy crap Emmy Rossum is hot [OK! Magazine]
+ I wish I had this much free time on my hands [Wonderwall]
+ OK, we get it, you're gay [IDLYITW]

+ Heidi Klum in her undies! [College Humor]
+ Doutzen Kroes hits the beach [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Paris Hilton is skanky Dorothy [moejackson]
+ Katy Perry's cleavage is always welcome [Popoholic]
+ Lindsay Lohan really hates her dad [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ 12 celebrities as monsters [CityRag]
+ Mel Gibson's mistress births his baby [A Socialite's Life]
+ Madonna is God [Yeeeah!]
+ A little something for the ladies [popbytes]

Jessica Alba leaving the Nate n' Al Deli in Beverly Hills (10/4)

+ A little something for the ladies [Just Jared]

+ Geri Halliwell still has an awesome rack [Drunken Stepfather]
+ MAJOR star posing nude in the November issue of Playboy [PopEater]
+ Petra Nemcova is back and bustier than ever [Popoholic]
+ Amy Winehouse topless. Yikes. (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Sophie Reade was built for lingerie [IDLYITW]
+ Don't you just love messy celebrity divorces? [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Rosie Jones is a hot chick I've never heard of [Holy Taco]
+ Suri Cruise is going fucking crazy [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

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Jessica Alba bikini candids!

Jessica Alba in Miami (Jan. 2005)

Jessica Alba leaving a doctor's office in Brentwood (10/1)

+ Aubrey O'Day posts slutty pics of herself on Twitter [The Superficial]

+ Kate Beckinsale is the sexiest woman alive [IDLYITW]
+ Hayden Panettiere showing off her cellulite [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Fiance of Real Housewives star murdered [OK! Magazine]
+ This picture is just strange [Holy Taco]

+ Sexual favor FAIL [College Humor]
+ Jessica Alba's sweet ass [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Me likey Gemma Atkinson [moejackson]
+ Rachel Bilson is cute, Part 100 [Popoholic]
+ Exactly how many staffers did Letterman bang? [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Name that camel toe [CityRag]
+ Penelope Cruz is engaged [A Socialite's Life]
+ Gwen Stefani is a dork [Yeeeah!]
+ Sesame Street does Mad Men [popbytes]