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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson leaving Chinawhite nightclub in London (11/13)

Lindsay Lohan was set to host the World Music Awards over the weekend until Samantha Ronson made her pull out ("pull out" . . . heh heh heh) because she was jealous of co-host Jesse Metcalfe. From Entertainmentwise:

The Mean Girls star – whose relationship with Sam has been rumoured to be on the rocks lately – was lined up to host the event with the Desperate Housewives star - until she mysteriously backed out. According to UK reports, Sam couldn't bear the thought of her girl getting close to another man, prompting Lindsay to duck out of her hosting duties. (Source)

Apparently Sam is the type of girlfriend most guys have nightmares about. She gets jealous easily, she's unattractive, and she has a slightly larger than average sized penis. Of course, a fight between Jesse and Sam over Lindsay's affections would probably be pretty even. Especially since Jesse fights like a girl and Sam's pretty good with her fists.

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"Dude, do you workout? Lemme see your abs."

Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe got his ass kicked outside Boulevard 3 nightclub in Hollywood last night. After running into friend and fellow actress Taryn Manning, Jesse put his hand around her waist and starting chatting with her. Manning's boyfriend took offense and introduced Jesse to his friend Mr. Right Cross. Later in the night, Metcalfe beat up a Girl Scout to make him feel tough again. Shocking, yes, but that bitch had it coming. Five bucks for a box of Thin Mints? That's highway robbery.