Jesse McCartney


Good news for those of you that have always wanted to see Jesse McCartney naked

Good: We potentially have another celebrity nude picture scandal on our hands. Bad: It's Jesse McCartney. Aw god dammit. From the New York Post:
Jesse McCartney has an angry ex. We've obtained a photo of what appears to be the 22-year-old singer and star of ABC's "Greek" lying naked on a bed, clad in nothing but a "G-string" made of candy. "An ex of his took it and has been sending it around," says our source. A lawyer for McCartney said, "Mr. McCartney did not knowingly participate in the taking of this photo and did not consent to the taking of such a photo. In addition, the alleged photo of Mr. McCartney appears to have been manipulated and doctored by computer software."
"In addition, the alleged photo of Mr. McCartney appears to have been manipulated and doctored by computer software." Translation: "The photo is 100% authentic. The truth is my client has a really tiny cock. Tee-hee!"

NOTE: When Jesse promises to take a girl on a romantic getaway, does he book tickets to Paris or Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

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Jesse McCartney leaving h.wood nightclub in West Hollywood (4/22)

I am very uncomfortable living in a world where Jesse freaking McCartney can be this picky with hot chicks. From the National Enquirer:
No blondes allowed! That was Jesse McCartney's rules at h.wood on April 14. He told his pals to gather up as many hotties as possible to join them at their table, with one one stipulation - he only wanted to hang with brunettes! (Print Edition - 5/4)
I officially hate life. In the real world, a guy like Jesse McCartney is getting his lunch money stolen by bullies well into his 30s. In Hollywood, he basically gets to do the equivalent of order hot chicks off a menu. Should he go for the double steak sandwich (Megan Fox) or the ketchup packet (Kirsten Dunst)? Tough call.

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Hayden Panettiere hooks up with Jesse McCartney

Sorry, Milo, you're gonna have to find another 19-year-old to bang: your girlfriend Hayden Panettiere dumped you in the most embarrassing way possible Wednesday night at Crown Bar in West Hollywood  -- she hooked up with Jesse "Do you know who I am?" McCartney. Ouch. From Radar Online:
We're seven hours late for work today because we partied at Crown Bar until we passed out - no, not from drinking, from shock. It happened right after we saw 19-year-old Hayden Panettiere ALL OVER Jesse McCartney.

And when we say ALL OVER, that's exactly what we mean. She was holding him tighter than Michael Phelps gripping that bong. The Heroes star was sitting on Jesse's lap while he kissed her neck. Then she got up and did some crazy sexy dance in his lap.

So, it looks like goodbye Milo!

It must be over between Hayden and her long-time squeeze Milo Ventimigla, 31, because after her inside PDA with Jesse, 21, they went outside to smoke and he wrapped his arms around her from behind and was kissing her neck again. (Source)
Amazing that, despite what I'm assuming was GHB in her margarita, Hayden was able to remain someone lucid. Good job Jesse. Too many people forget about the height/weight variable when drugging a girl's drink.

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