Jesse McCartney leaving h.wood nightclub in West Hollywood (4/22)
I am very uncomfortable living in a world where Jesse freaking McCartney can be this picky with hot chicks. From the
National Enquirer:
No blondes allowed! That was Jesse McCartney's rules at h.wood on April 14. He told his pals to gather up as many hotties as possible to join them at their table, with one one stipulation - he only wanted to hang with brunettes! (Print Edition - 5/4)
I officially hate life. In the real world, a guy like Jesse McCartney is getting his lunch money stolen by bullies well into his 30s. In Hollywood, he basically gets to do the equivalent of order hot chicks off a menu. Should he go for the double steak sandwich (Megan Fox) or the ketchup packet (Kirsten Dunst)? Tough call.
Hayden Panettiere hooks up with Jesse McCartneySorry, Milo, you're gonna have to find another 19-year-old to bang:
your girlfriend Hayden Panettiere dumped you in the most embarrassing
way possible Wednesday night at Crown Bar in West Hollywood -- she
hooked up with Jesse "
Do you know who I am?" McCartney. Ouch. From
Radar Online:
We're seven hours late for work today because we partied at Crown Bar until we passed out - no, not from drinking, from shock. It happened right after we saw 19-year-old Hayden Panettiere ALL OVER Jesse McCartney.
And when we say ALL OVER, that's exactly what we mean. She was holding him tighter than Michael Phelps gripping that bong. The Heroes star was sitting on Jesse's lap while he kissed her neck. Then she got up and did some crazy sexy dance in his lap.
So, it looks like goodbye Milo!
It must be over between Hayden and her long-time squeeze Milo Ventimigla, 31, because after her inside PDA with Jesse, 21, they went outside to smoke and he wrapped his arms around her from behind and was kissing her neck again. (Source)
Amazing that, despite what I'm assuming was GHB in her margarita, Hayden was able to remain someone lucid. Good job Jesse. Too many people forget about the height/weight variable when drugging a girl's drink.
Jesse McCartney is a douche
Note to celebrities: Please don't try to use the "Do you know who I am" line at a nightclub when you look like you're 15. From the National Enquirer:
Jesse McCartney had a temper tantrum at Crown Bar on Nov. 17 because he and his buddy couldn't get a table. He first tried begging the club's manager, then used the well-worn Hollywood line: "Do you know who I am?" The staff didn't know or didn't care -- he never got the table. (Print Edition - 12/1)
Will someone do me a favor? The next time you see Jesse McCartney, please tear off his head and shit down his throat. Seriously, I will owe you big time.
Jesse McCartney leaving Coco De Ville (7/30)
Jesse McCartney was photographed with a mysterious white powder on his pants while leaving Coco De Ville nightclub last night. Some out there are trying to say it's cocaine but, c'mon, everyone knows that stuff is illegal. I think it's powdered sugar. He has such a sweet tooth!
Underage drinking is the new blue
20-year-old Jesse McCartney leaving Goa nightclub last Thursday
California Business and Professions Code Section 25658 (d): "Any on-sale licensee who knowingly permits a person under the age of 21 years to consume any alcoholic beverage in the on-sale premises, whether or not the licensee has knowledge that the person is under the age of 21 years, is guilty of a misdemeanor."
Jesse McCartney and girlfriend Katie Cassidy, both two years shy of the legal drinking age of 21, went to Club Privilege in Los Angeles with some friends last week. According to witnesses, McCartney and friends drank multiple bottles of Cristal and Grey Goose, running up a tab of $2,500:
"When [McCartney] saw how much it was, his eyes got wide and he said, ‘Holy s-!'" a spy tells Star magazine. But the final insult was when Nicole Richie's former handbag, Brody Jenner, had the last word. "Welcome to the adult world buddy," the fellow club-goer told McCartney. "That's what it costs to have fun with the big boys!" McCartney's rep told us: "He was indeed at the club, but the rest of the story, as it was presented, is untrue."
McCartney should consider himself lucky his welcome to the adult world was something as innocent as a $2500 bar tab. My entrance into adulthood included violent swirlies and embarrassing wedgies..….or was that high school? I’m still having a little bit of trouble remembering ages 11-21. My memory is just a blur of money, supermodels, cocaine, fast cars, and lavish vacations. Sometimes I wish I wasn’t the son of a wealthy baron. But then I throw a wad of 20s at the help and it makes me feel better.
Jesse McCartney
Jesse McCartney is retracting his statement made earlier this week about J-Lo being pregnant.
Singer Jesse McCartney released a statement Friday apologizing for announcing that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant on an Atlanta radio station. “I have no firsthand knowledge whether Jennifer Lopez is pregnant or not,” McCartney said in the statement. “I thought I had read it somewhere. I apologize.” The day before issuing the apology, the 19-year-old announced during an interview with Star 94 that Lopez, 37, left the cast of the new Dallas movie because she is pregnant. McCartney implied he had received the information from his girlfriend Katie Cassidy (daughter of 1970s pop star David Cassidy), who nabbed the role of Lucy Ewing in the film.
Is it possible for an ass to get so big that it collapses within itself much like a black hole? I guess we'll find out in about 9 months.
[WENN]
