Jesse James


Sandra Bullock on the set of The Heat in Boston (8/31)

For some reason, Sandra Bullock is angry that ex-husband Jesse James is using her to promote his new reality show. Oh c'mon, he only cheated on you with 10 women. Some chicks simply won't forgive and forget. From Life & Style:
Painful memories are being stirred up again as promos for Jesse's new reality show, Outlaw Garage, which feature images of [ex-stepdaughter] Sunny and footage of Jesse talking about the scandal, are splashed across TV screen nationwide. "Jesse has taken her private life and paraded it around in public," an insider tells Life &Style. He keeps pulling out her name to keep his own current - it's just pathetic."

No Doubt the most agonizing clips for Sandra to watch are the ones featuring Sunny, 8, jumping on a trampoline with her father. "Sandra and Sunny were extremely close, and it was very hard for Sandra to stop seeing her," says a friend of the actress'. "Initially she was still seeing Sunny and talking to her on the phone, but Sandra realized she needed a clean break from Jesse, and she couldn't do that if she kept a relationship with his daughter." (Print Edition - 11/19)
Jesse James is a dick -- there's no argument there. But why is Sandra getting a pass? Jesse is a confirmed douchenozzle. He's a low-level, Discovery Channel reality star with an unhealthy obsession for pre-1946 Germany. Again, a REALITY STAR. Why would Sandra think that this poser would give her a pass regarding their life together? That's what those people do -- it's just that Jesse and his giant vanilla hose caught him an Oscar winner. See what happens, ladies? Since you gals can't stop thinking about the meat stick, assholes like Jesse James get to inject themselves into your tacos and leave godawful messes . . . much like the Taco Supreme I had for breakfast this morning. Now if you don't mind, I have shorts to change and a toilet to unclog.

*10 Sandra Bullock pictures total in the gallery:

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Kat Von D out and about in L.A. (11/8)

I'm joking with that headline of course. They're acting exactly like you'd expect two mentally unstable reality stars to act. Oops, "mentally unstable" and "reality star" may be a little redundant. From Star:
[Jesse James] and his ex-fiancee [Kat Von D] have already declared war over the $50,000, four-carat platinum and diamond Neil Lane engagement ring he bought her last January: "Now that he and Kat are totally broken up, Jesse wants the ring back," says the insider. "The money he paid for it obviously isn't going to make or break him, but Jesse's always been a tightwad."

But Kat is clawing back! "She won't return the ring to Jesse, and she's not budging. She says she deserves it for putting up with him!" (Print Edition - 12/12)
The poser is mad at the phony over a ring, did I get it right? I'd love to give an honest assessment about these two, but they're so "reality TV" that I'm not sure if they're even real people. What can I say about Katherine Drachenberg that any of you would care about? It's not 2008 anymore. She was interesting until we got to know her, now she's just another personality black hole with a lot of sloppy ink. What can I say about Jesse James? Oh yeah, he's not related to the cool Jesse James. That, and a $40,000 ring will break him financially. Besides that, I got nothin'. More than a dozen TV shows combined, and I'm still waiting for either one to say something remotely noteworthy. Honestly? I've invested more emotion in peeling off Band-Aids.

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Kat Von D out and about in West Hollywood (10/31)

Kat Von D revealed yesterday on her facebook page that "never have I felt so strong about True Love, than I do today." I don't know, I guess she must really like Sundays. She then segued her feelings about love into a revelation that her ex-fiance Jesse James cheated on her with 19 different women (and counting):
"Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year ... Sure, its easy to tell someone, 'I told you so' especially if you're criticizing someone from the outside, but that attitude comes from a place called Ego, and not Love. I know I deserve a big fat  'I told you so,' from everyone, and wish I didn't have to say, 'You all were more right than you'll ever know' but you were."
I really feel for Kat on this. If only there had been some indication -- anything -- that Jesse was this type of guy. She was totally bamboozled. Sort of like that time I put on my lucky red shirt and went for a walk through Watts and got shot at. "What the heck is going in here?" I thought to myself.

*15 Kat Von D pictures total in the gallery:

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Jesse James and Kat Von D split up

If Sandra Bullock is looking to reconcile with the ex-love of her life, I've got some great news for her: he's single! From Life & Style:
Almost five months after announcing their engagement, Jesse James and Kat Von D have decided to put a pause on their relationship. Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Jesse has confirmed the split to friends. "That's what he's telling pals," an insider tells Life & Style. "He says there's too much drama for him."

Recently, the two have been taking to Twitter to air out their frustrations, and many believe their tweets have been directed at each other. "I guess I was trying to take too much from the world. Funny how things go from amazing to s--t in the blink of an eye," Jesse tweeted on June 5. "I have no regrets," Kat tweeted the same day.
Wow, what a surprise. Who'd have predicted that a guy who ditched his wife for a cheap floozy would have a hard time staying in a long term relationship? Frankly, Kat should have known from the very beginning that this wasn't going to work out. She apparently likes her men to be married, and he apparently likes his women to be on a rotation. In the end, let's just pray this upstanding and morally sound couple are able to live in happiness. Or a house that's on fire. Definitely one of those two.

*30 Jesse James and Kat Von D pictures total in the gallery:

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Sandra Bullock leaving NBC studios in Manhattan (3/29)

I wonder why it took Jesse James so long to write a tell-all about his marriage to Sandra Bullock? He hasn't crushed her spirit in months. What was he waiting for? Via Monsters and Critics:
Sandra Bullock is reportedly 'devastated' that ex-husband Jesse James is preparing to lift the lid on their relationship in a tell-all book. James has penned his memoirs for a new autobiography titled American Outlaw, a move that is said to have prompted Sandra to terminate their friendship.

A source told Closer magazine, "He didn't warn her about the book at all - she had no idea he was even considering it until after he'd signed the contract. She's devastated. Sandra's told Jesse they can no longer be friends - even for the kids' sake. She decided she has to put herself first. She couldn't deal with him anymore."
Hmmmm, I wonder what Sandra is so scared of? Maybe Jesse has pictures of her dressed up as Eva Braun or stories about her reciting Nazi propaganda speeches in German during sex. Regardless, it shouldn't be a surprise that Sandra's so shocked about Jesse writing a book. She probably never thought he would expose their most intimate secrets could spell.

*6 Sandra Bullock pictures total in the gallery:

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Jesse James and Kat Von D leaving Urth Caffé in Hollywood (9/4)

Is Jesse James' new girlfriend Kat Von D pregnant? If you believe random Internet speculation without any proof whatsoever, you better believe it buddy. From In Touch Weekly:
The buzz started following Kat’s Wonderland Gallery opening on September 2, when Kat and Jesse, 41, posed together on the red carpet for the first time since they began dating. Holding hands and kissing each other throughout the event, Kat and Jesse seemed unusually anxious to go public with their romance. “I’m so happy,” a glowing Kat told In Touch, adding that she has met Jesse’s kids, Chandler, 15, Jesse Jr., 12, and Sunny, 6, and that she and the Monster Garage star are definitely more than just friends. “Yeah, we’re together — duh,” she laughed. “He inspires me every day to wake up and do my best.” As enthusiastic as Kat was, though, it was her appearance that really raised eyebrows. The 28-year-old sported what appeared to be a baby bump — and that, coupled with her admission that she is in love with Jesse and that he may be “the one” — sparked talk that, just weeks into their relationship, the tattooed pair may be expecting.
Are we supposed to believe that a man who completely covered his body in tattoos, allowed his personal life to become tabloid fodder, and is apparently more racist than a drunken Mel Gibson didn't have the good sense to practice safe sex? Well I never! What are you going to tell me next, that the stork didn't deliver me to the hospital 29-years-ago? Bullshit I say!

NOTE: Ten bucks their baby looks like this before its 1st birthday.

*22 Jesse James and Kat Von D pictures total in the gallery:

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Jesse James and Kat Von D at Pinches Tacos in West Hollywood (9/4)

Kat Von D emerged from the cave she must have been hiding in during the whole Sandra Bullock scandal to reveal to People that she's in love with Jesse James. Awww, isn't biker love so sweet? From the mag:
"Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don't hang out with anybody unless I am in love," Kat told People at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood on Thursday.

Asked if she thinks the motorcycle mogul, who accompanied Von D to the gallery opening, is "The One" for her, she answered, "I believe he is, so yeah."

And although James recently finalized his divorce from Sandra Bullock after he admitted to cheating on her, Von D says the drama of his personal life didn't cause her to hesitate.

"I stayed away from that as much as possible, and when we connected recently, it was such a positive thing," she says. "It was just like, 'Wow, I can't believe I haven't spent this much time with you the entire time I've known you.' Now I'm just embracing it and enjoying it."
Kat Von D is in love with the world's most famous adulterer? Who would have thought that a woman that covered her entire body with ink would have such poor judgment? Of course the two of them going out isn't really a big surprise. Jesse likes his women to be covered in tattoos, and Kat apparently likes her men to be covered in an SS uniform.

*20 Kat Von D and Jesse James pictures total in the gallery:

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Sandra Bullock and Jesse James finalize divorce

Sandra Bullock is officially a single woman. Citing "Irreconcilable Differences" and "I Hope You Die, Motherfucker," she finalized her divorce to Jesse James late last week. From TMZ:
Sources tell TMZ both Sandra and Jesse signed the final documents last week. Sealed documents have been filed with the clerk's office in Travis County, Texas  -- sources tell us they are the papers making the divorce final ... And sources say the divorce clears the way for Sandra to complete a single parent adoption.
Call me a hopeless romantic if you will, but I have a funny feeling in my stomach that we'll be seeing these two back together in a few months. Oh no wait, that's just the tuna sandwich I had for lunch. Thanks expired mayonnaise!

*13 pics total in the gallery:

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Kat Von D leaving Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood earlier this year

I guess not all tattooed skanks in the greater Los Angeles area fell under Jesse James' spell. Kat Von D for one. From Janet Charlton's Hollywood:
Sandra Bullock has a little piece of information about Jesse James that she’s been keeping to herself. As if she didn’t have ENOUGH reasons to divorce him, she has long suspected that he has the hots for tattoo artist Kat Von D. According to a pal, Sandra has no reason to believe they have ever been intimate, but it wasn’t for lack of trying on Jesse’s part. “Jesse tried to hook up with Kat while he was married to Sandra” an insider has revealed. “He let it be known he was very attracted to her, but she ignored him, and that was that.”
Obviously Jesse has a certain "type" of woman he likes -- one that's covered with more colorful ink than a USA Today. But that just begs the question as to why he ended up marrying a woman whose skin is more barren than Jennifer Aniston's uterus. Since he was once married to a porn star, perhaps the real reason Jesse got together with Sandra was so he'd have a blank canvass . . . when he painted her face.

Dammit I hope my grandma's not reading the site today.

*15 Kat Von D pictures total in the gallery:

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Melissa Smith aka "Whore #2"

It's been a big week for Sandra Bullock. Not only did she get a new kid and a divorce, but she also got an apology from Whore #2 Melissa Smith. And it even had a cover sheet! Everything's coming up Sandra! The letter:

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This Melissa chick obviously has no clue what it means to exercise sound judgment. After sleeping with another woman's husband, destroying her marriage, and publicly humiliating her in front of millions of people, she offers to discuss the matter "in person"? The only way this whore could make a worse decision is if she wore white after Labor Day or greenlit another Indiana Jones movie.

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