Jesse Heiman


Bar Refaeli and Jesse Heiman's infamous kiss

Everyone now wants to hook up with the dude Bar Refaeli kissed in the GoDaddy commercial (aka Jesse Heiman), which just helps prove my theory that women, in general, are soulless fame vultures. From the New York Post:
Is Jesse Heiman actually becoming a sex symbol? The flabby actor was spotted surrounded by women wanting pictures with him at Carmine's Times Square recently while he dined with pals. The unlikely ladies' man, 34, has reportedly been getting date requests and even an offer to do porn (which he declined). The Super Bowl shoot featuring Heiman and Refaeli French-kissing was supposed to demonstrate the "nerdy" and "sexy" sides of the site and reportedly took 65 takes of smooching to get right.
Go for it, Jesse. Don't be shy now. You owe it to every homely dude who's ever been cockblocked and/or humiliated by a hot chick to give those fame-digging skanks some of your nerd goo. Bar Refaeli did you the favor of a lifetime by letting you put your Geek Squad tongue in her mouth on TV -- don't waste that gift. Trust me, dude, your celebrity status won't last much longer so you might as well stop being a gentleman and start being Joe Francis (i.e. an asshole). And remember, "no" really only means "no" if you have a shitty legal team.

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, February 6

Jesse Heiman arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Kate Mara outside Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (pics start here)

Krisin Cavallari arriving to an appearance at Kitson in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Actress Ariel Winter (Modern Family) leaving Jamba Juice in Studio City (pics start here)

Ginnifer Goodwin at the kick-off of the Listerine 21 Day Challenge at the Gabarron Museum in New York (pics start here)

Rachel Nichols on the set of Continuum in Vancouver (pics start here)

Sophia Bush leaving Sayers nightclub in Hollywood (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving Urth Caffe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Zendaya at the premiere of Safe Haven at TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

Lea Michele leaving the Warren Tricomi salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Tara Reid leaving Katsuya in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Karolina Kurkova at the premiere of The Face at Marquee nightclub in New York (pics start here)

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Bar Refaeli's Super Bowl commercial

Presenting the most "gee, no shit" piece of news about Bar Refaeli's Super Bowl commercial for GoDaddy, via The Daily Mail:
Jesse Heiman kisses stunning model Bar Refaeli in a new Superbowl commercial - that took 65 takes to get right.
65 takes? Gee, no shit.




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