Jessica and Jerry Seinfeld at the Tribeca Film Festival last year Apparently not satisfied with destroying her own marriage, Madonna is now attempting to break up Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld's as well. I swear, I will never understand why Madonna has a reputation of being an overbearing bitch. I think it may be because she's an overbearing bitch. A friend of the couple's told the
National Enquirer:
"Jerry's wife Jessica is suddenly spending a lot of her time with Madonna and her new toyboy Jesus Luz, and Jerry is freaked out! He doesn't like Jessica staying out until all hours of the night and meeting people he doesn't know. He's afraid Madonna is corrupting her.
"Jerry hates going out, and up until now, Jessica was mostly a homebody too, spending their evenings coming up with new recipes. But Madonna thinks Jessica needs to have some fun in her life. She's taken her under her wing, and it's making control-freak Jerry nuts. He thinks she could be a bad influence on Jessica, but others are telling Jerry he should let his wife have a little fun."
Jerry has nothing to worry about -- I'm sure Madonna's a wonderful influence on his wife. So what if Jessica comes home one day spouting religious nonsense and bench pressing a Ford Taurus. That's what the joy of marriage is all about. Like the good book says, "For richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, through mind numbing cults and steroid induced rages." Amen.
Yes they're both Seinfeld's. And the baseball field.According to the
New York Post, A-Rod and Madonna had a romantic rendezvous last weekend at Jerry Seinfeld's charming little mansion in East Hampton:
Madonna has resumed her "affair of the heart" with Alex Rodriguez. Madge spent last weekend with the Yankee slugger - and Joe Torre target - at the East Hampton home of Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld, sources said. (Source)
Aw gross, you know A-Rod and Madonna totally did it, probably in Seinfeld's home gym. Good luck trying to wash the skank off that lat pulldown machine. And that ten pound dumbbell. You don't even want to know where that thing's been. The way I see it, Jerry really only has one option to sanitize his house and it involves a huge insurance policy and ten or so gallons of gasoline.
Jerry Seinfeld has a nice house
Jerry Seinfeld's mansion and guest home in East Hampton, New York. Yes, that's his baseball field.
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
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Jerry Seinfeld involved in car accident
Jerry Seinfeld walked away "without a scratch" after rolling his car in East Hampton, New York on Saturday. As he was approaching a local highway the brakes in his 1967 Fiat failed. The emergency brake didn't work either. To avoid driving into oncoming traffic, Seinfeld yanked the steering wheel to the right, causing the rollover. He told the New York Post:
"Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do. It is not something I plan to make a habit of." (Source)
No other details of the accident were released although it is believed Seinfeld's '67 Fiat was previously owned by actor Jon Voight.
The intersection where the accident occurred
I love it when rich people get mad at each other for stupid reasons, such as luxury cars. A group of Porsche enthusiasts are pissed that not only does the former Seinfeld star Jerry Seinfeld get first pick of the latest limited edition model, he always buys two. One "deep-pocketed" source complained to the Daily News:
"He buys one limited edition for L.A., one for New York."
And my favorite part:
It was reported in 2005 that Seinfeld owns 47 of the vintage vehicles, including a 1958 Speedster he gave wife Jessica as a wedding gift. She must still be grateful. (Source)
Jesus Christ, Jerry Seinfeld owns 47 Porsches. I don't own 47 of anything. Except those pesky unopened jury duty notices. Jury duty...Hah! What am I, some civic-minded loser? I'm way too important for that. I have a website.
