Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy were too busy making out to notice a hit and run driver smash into their scooter earlier this week. The incident occurred Tuesday afternoon while the couple was dining on steak and truffle fries at Prime 112 steakhouse in South Beach. According to a witness:
"They started making out all over each other," said a witness. "They were so into each other that they didn't see their scooter, which was parked out front, get hit by a car. It was damaged and dented. The car sped away." The couple rolled the scooter back to their hotel. A rep for Carrey didn't return calls. (Source)
Looks like Jim found the one loophole to scooter riding. That is, if you're making out with a piece of ass like Jenny McCarthy, I'm legally prohibited from making fun of you. The same loophole applies to wearing fanny packs and Disney sweaters tied around your waist. But so help me God, if I catch you wearing sandals with socks, the expletives will fly.
