I don't really have much to say about these pics of Jenny McCarthy falling down the stairs Saturday night at Katsuya in Hollywood. Except this: When did Jenny McCarthy turn into Jim Carrey's character from The Mask? It's uncanny.
I gotta hand it to Jim Carrey. If I was dating someone as hot as Jenny McCarthy, I'd probably tie her to the hood of my Corolla Mercedes and drive around town honking. "Tits everybody! Tits!" To walk down the beach with her and show such restraint . . . well played Jim, well played.
A few weeks ago, Jenny McCarthy hosted a live webcast on Oprah's website. McCarthy, the spokesperson for the organization "Talk About Curing Autism" (TACA), was there to take questions about the disorder as well as her experiences in raising an autistic child (her son Evan was diagnosed in 2005). Anyways, some dude totally punked her:
McCarthy [reading the question]: "Amanda from Massachusetts. 'I am a single mother. My son was diagnosed with autism when he was three and I'd love to take care of him with the best of my abilities. I was wondering if you have any tips on how I can never give up on him and never let him down. At one point I even considered deserting him.' Wow. Wow. Wow."
Yes, those are the lyrics from Rick Astley's 1987 hit "Never Gonna Give You Up." And, yes, Amanda from Massachusetts, you're definitely gonna burn in hell. Save me a spot!
It amazes me how hot Jenny McCarthy still is. She's well past a woman's peak hotness age of 18 to 18-and-a-half, yet she still looks incredible. Jim Carrey must break down giggling like a schoolboy every time he sees her naked. I don't know if it's technically possible to high-five your penis but I'm sure Jim's found a way.
NOTE: 10 more Jenny McCarthy bikini pics on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)
NOTE: I’m out of town on a “working vacation” from Monday to Wednesday of this week. I’m using these three days to catch up on the hundreds of bikini pics I never got around to posting this summer. Masturbation jokes will resume on Thursday at approximately 7:30 A.M. Pacific Standard Time.
In case you care, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are still in Hawaii (check out Jenny in a bikini . . . HERE). The two of them caught the sunset yesterday in Oahu. And you claimed romance was dead. You're a fucking liar, dude. I want my spare key back.
So when Playmates say their turn-ons include "long walks on the beach" they're not bullshitting us? Well ya' learn something new every day. Yesterday it was my blackout point ... between the 14th and 15th beer if you must know.
Here's Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey frolicking on a Hawaiian beach over the weekend. Funny that a woman who has posed nude roughly three billion times wears a shirt into the water. I thought only fat dudes did that.
Check out more SUMMER IS HERE bikini posts here, here, and here