Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt leaving Dry Bar in West Hollywood (10/9)

Finally, Jennifer Love Hewitt has a reason to wear sweats all the time. Via Contact Music:

The star decided to get in shape ahead of the second season of her sexy U.S. Tv drama The Client List, in which she plays a single mother working as a high-class prostitute, with a few fitness rounds in the ring on Friday (05Oct12), but the exercise routine left her in agony.

Hewitt revealed news of her injury to fans on Twitter on Saturday, although she did not go into detail about exactly how she suffered the broken bone.

She tweeted, "Guess who broke her wrist yesterday boxing to get fit for season two! I will be spending the weekend resting in my pjs."

So Jennifer wants me to believe the reason why she'll be wearing sweats for the next year is to help mend a broken wrist, does she? Ghost Whisperer wasn't exactly a Jackass spinoff, so Jennifer should explain her wardrobe from 2005 through today. I'm not trying to be a Doubting Thomas, but it would be easier for me to believe this pile of horseshit if it wasn't for Jennifer's Facebook timeline looking like a Fruit of the Loom relaxed fit fan site. Unless Jennifer has been a secret member of the Wu-Tang Clan for the last decade, the giant sweatpants and two-sizes-too-big look is something she settled on all by herself.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brian Hallisay in Santa Monica (8/7)

Back in June, the National Enquirer claimed that Jennifer Love Hewitt was dating her Client List co-star Brian Hallisay, and had been doing so since April, even taking him on a romantic getaway to Fiji. So are they dating or not? Well that's the two of them out for a jog in Santa Monica on Tuesday, so probably. As you can tell, Jennifer has already entered the "comfortable" phase of the relationship, wearing sweatpants and no makeup. And since they've been dating almost four months, Jennifer has also no doubt entered the "smothering" phase of the relationship . . . "Brian, instead of watching boring football this Sunday, we should go look at engagement rings!"

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, July 12

Jennifer Love Hewitt and a mystery man headed to Mo's restaurant in Burbank (pics start here)

Kellan Lutz and his girlfriend Sharni Vinson at the beach in Miami (pics start here)

Ashley Greene arriving to the Twilight Party on preview night at Comic Con in San Diego (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr leaving Milk Studios in New York (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian picking up Kanye West from his home in the Hollywood Hills (pics start here)

Selma Blair on her way to the GNC Store in Hollywood (pics start here)

Minka Kelly running errands in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Amber Heard and her girlfriend Tasya Van Ree leaving Urth Caffe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kelly Brook and her boyfriend Thom Evans arriving for dinner at Castiglione restaurant in Ischia, Italy (pics start here)

Mischa Barton announcing the upcoming production of Steel Magnolias at The Gaiety Theatre in Dublin, Ireland (pics start here)

Rose McGowan shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Brenda Song shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Freida Pinto at the Indo-American Arts Council screening of Trishna at Big Cinemas in New York (pics start here)

*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Friday, June 8

Jennifer Love Hewitt out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Kate Winslet on the set of Labor Day in Shelbourn Falls, Massachusetts (pics start here)

Michelle Rodriguez out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Jared Followill (Kings of Leon) and his fiance, model Martha Patterson, at the beach in Miami (pics start here)

Jennifer Connelly leaving the Greenwich Hotel in New York (pics start here)

Rumer Willis leaving Pampered Hands nail salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Hart and her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos leaving Bar Pitti in New York (pics start here)

George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Cindy Crawford, and Rande Gerber leaving Spago in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Emily VanCamp leaving Whole Foods in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough leaving The Sayers Club in Hollywood (pics start here)

Paris Hilton shopping at Blue Planet in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jada Pinkett Smith leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Katy Perry leaving a studio in Central London (pics start here)

Tyra Banks shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

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Jennifer Love Hewitt out and about in Studio City (5/31)

Even though no one's actually asked the question in at least five years, Jennifer Love Hewitt went on twitter earlier this week to confirm that, yes, her boobs are real:

"Read like 10 rumors about myself today! So crazy! My boobs are real,I'm not cursed in love, i had a vacation with friends and I'm single!"

Ah, so nice of Jennifer to clear up that rumor. No, I'm not talking about her boobs -- I mean whether she obsessively Googles herself all day long. Yes, yes she does. Hell, she's probably reading this right now. Hi Jen!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt at In-N-Out Burger in L.A. (5/29)

"Aw god dammit, got stuck behind Jennifer Love Hewitt again. Might as well turn off the car so I can save some gas. Gonna be here awhile..." -- 49-year-old Larry Miller of West Covina, in the drive-thru of In-N-Out yesterday

P.S. That's the box In-N-Out gives you if you're eating in your car. In other words, Jennifer Love Hewitt's car must smell likes cheeseburgers all the time. I think I'm starting to figure out why she rarely gets past the first date with a guy.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt arriving on a flight at LAX airport (5/22)

Is it laundry day? Has Jennifer Love Hewitt given up on life? Is she playing a joke on the paparazzi? Did she let recently-freed blind Chinese dissident, Chen Guangcheng, pick out her outfit? No, Yes, No, and Yes.

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, May 4

Jennifer Love Hewitt doing an interview with Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Lea Michele on the set of a photoshoot for Candies in L.A. (pics start here)

Nikki Reed leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Stacy Keibler leaving the Hollywood Bowl after the Coldplay concert (pics start here)

Molly Sims shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Elizabeth Hurley and her fiance Shane Warne arriving at Melbourne International Airport (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Whitney Port leaving King's Road Cafe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Naomi Watts out and about in New York (pics start here)

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield out and about in the West Village of New York (pics start here)

Alison Sweeney leaving NBC studios in New York (pics start here)

January Jones out and about in New York (pics start here)

Actress Ariana Grande (iCarly) shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

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Colin Egglesfield and a mystery brunette leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (4/27)

There's been a rumor the past few weeks that Jennifer Love Hewitt was dating her Client List co-star Colin Egglesfield. Which is funny because Colin was seen leaving the Chateau Marmont on Friday night with a hot brunette chick. Joke's on you Colin because I bet this brunette chick doesn't already have her engagement ring picked out like Jennifer does! Have fun wasting a day at the mall if you ever want to propose! Hah!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of The Client List at Universal City Walk (4/3)

Even though she's not getting any younger and her hips are definitely not getting any smaller, Jennifer Love Hewitt is still being all uptight about going nude onscreen. C'mon Jennifer, you're an actress. You're not supposed to have morals. From Lifetime's Q&A session earlier this week:

Moderator: "Since [your new show The Client List] is on Lifetime, obviously there’'s only so much they can show, but if it aired on like HBO or Showtime instead and the role actually required nudity, would you still have done it?"

Jennifer Love Hewitt: "I wouldn’t have done nudity, no. That’s not something that I feel particularly comfortable with. I also think that it’s sexier not to show everything. I feel that people's imaginations can do way more, so no it probably would have been a different consideration for me."

"I also think that it’s sexier not to show everything" -- yeah, if you looked like Kate Beckinsale. Let this be a lesson to all you ladies currently waitressing at Pizza Hut: If you want to get off of lame cable TV and be on Showtime or HBO, then you must take the plunge for the sake of your career and show me the goodies. I'll give Jennifer a pass on my formula for two reasons. First, she "seems" to have spectacular tits, but never ever shows them, so I suspect some chicanery may be afoot with regards to her sweater meat. Second, Jennifer's ass expands and contracts as if the Moon's gravity was pulling on it (the Moon, of course, being a McDonald's drive-thru window at 3am). I've taken a survey and have concluded that America is willing to meet big Jen halfway. There's no demand to see that large dumper or slightly above average face, so we'll put you in a nice burqa with cut-outs where your rack goes. I'm calling it a "open-faced titty burrito." Don't bother to register that name, I already own the copyright. You're welcome.

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