Jennifer Love Hewitt is regretful
Jennifer Love Hewitt wishes she had more time naked in her youth, before she was blessed with them massive child bearin’ hips of hers. She told Health magazine:
“I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great! I so wish I had listened to my mom and grandma when I was 18 and would complain about some little tiny bump or feeling bloated. I used to scoff and say, ‘No, I feel fat today!’ Now the joke’s on me.” (Source)
Let this be a lesson to all of you guys out there: Don’t put a ring on your chick’s finger! Because the second you do, it’s like turning on a faucet of fat. And that faucet can’t be turned off until you sign the divorce papers. At which point she’ll become hot again, just in time to bang your best friend. Has anyone seen my shrink?
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