Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy at the premiere of Finding Bliss in New York (4/7)
Jennifer Love Hewitt and her boyfriend of three months Jamie Kennedy are supposedly close to getting engaged. Hewitt
broke off her engagement to Scottish actor Ross McCall earlier this year after three years of dating. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
One of Jennifer Love Hewitt's longtime pals says the "Ghost Whisperer" star and comedian and actor Jamie Kennedy, who met the actress while co-starring on her CBS drama series, are close to getting engaged.
Not only have the couple bought matching "love bracelets" from Cartier -- that come with tiny screwdrivers to fasten on each other's wrist -- "but they've also been shopping for an engagement ring for Jennifer," the source said.
"She is simply a girl who always needs a man in her life and is getting nervous that she may miss out on marriage and having a family," said the source.
NewsFlash Jennifer: It's not the years under your belt that will prevent men from wanting to marry you, it's something else under that belt:
your ass. If Jennifer wants her pick of any man on the planet, she doesn't need to choose one before she reaches a socially acceptable age. She needs to do it before she no longer wears a socially acceptable dress size. I've done the math. Those hips ain't getting any smaller. They're shrinking about as fast as the hole in the ozone layer.
Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy leaving a hotel in New York (5/16)
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Amanda Bynes in yet another short dress [Hollywood Tuna]
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Popoholic]
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I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Name that athletic A-list ass [
CityRag]
+ A little something for the ladies [
A Socialite's Life]
+ What the hell is Jennifer Hudson wearing? [
Yeeeah!]
+ Inside Jon & Kate's twisted marriage! [
popbytes]
Jennifer Love Hewitt in Maxim (May) Maxim dusted off some old pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt and is featuring them in their May issue. These are old pictures, right? Jennifer hasn't looked this hot since the good ol' days -- the days when our children still had a future and most of my free time was spent on masturbating, not stocking up on ammo and toilet paper. A little recession humor for you right there . . . but seriously, you try to steal my toilet paper and I will shoot you like a deer.
Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pics!Jennifer Love Hewitt in Maui (Dec. 2004)
Jennifer Love Hewitt leaving her mother's home in L.A. (3/30)
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Fergie has a toned stomach [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Gisele wants to adopt [
Lossip]
+
Jennifer Ellison is So Hot It's Nuts [Egotastic!]
+ Aubrey O'Day is see-through (
NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Alyssa Milano is still hot [
NewsToob]
+ Probably the hottest Hayden Panettiere has ever looked [
Holy Taco]
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Double Viking]
+ Megan Fox got her hair did [
ICYDK]
+ Nic Cage has a busted weave [
F-Listed]
Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of Ghost Whisperer in Santa Monica (3/10)
+ Gisele Bundchen finally talks Tom [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ It's Nicole Richie's tits! (
NSFW) [
College Humor]
+
Sophie Anderton near upskirt [Drunken Stepfather]
+
More Paris Hilton bikini pics from Hawaii [Egotastic!]
+
Nicole Scherzinger showing her hot stomach [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Jude Law gets his dick grabbed [
Dlisted]
+ Kendra Wilkinson skanking up the red carpet in L.A. [
Bastardly]
+ Nicole Scherzinger showing off her hot stomach [
The Blemish]
+
E! forced to give $250k to Angelina Jolie's foundation [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Vanna White naked [
CityRag]
+ Now
that is how you wear a dress! [
Double Viking]
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Pajiba]
+ Aubrey O'Day is a real life Barbie [
Derek Hail]
Jennifer Love Hewitt at the Edition By Georges Chakra Fall 2009 Fashion Show in New York (2/14)
+ Aubrey O'Day is very familiar with that mouth position [
Bastardly]
+
The Simpsons new intro kicks major ass [
College Humor]
+ That dude is totally staring at Megan Fox's ass [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+
Fergie in her bikini on vacation [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Scarlett Johansson's Cleavage Sells You Crap [Egotastic!]
+ Suri Cruise is a princess [
Just Jared]
+
Britney Spears got waxed [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Jessica Stroup looking all kinds of hot [
Popoholic]
+ BREAKING: Lindsay ate a Big Mac [
The Blemish]
+ Jared Leto stole Kurt Cobain's look [
Dlisted]
+ Colin Farrell is single [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Isla Fischer rocking the short dress [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Really stoned celebrities [
CityRag]
Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of Ghost Whisperer (10/24/08)
Jennifer Love Hewitt hates her fans. She went and got a restraining order against one just because he happened to send her dozens of letters detailing his violent sexual fantasies. Geesh, talk about overreacting. From the
Associated Press:
Jennifer Love Hewitt has won a restraining order against a 62-year-old man she says has been stalking her. Court records show a judge in Burbank on Monday granted Hewitt's request for a three-year restraining order against 62-year-old David Nolte. The actress stated in a court petition that Nolte recently sold his home in Colorado and moved to Los Angeles to be closer to Hewitt.
Documents also include dozens of letters allegedly sent by Nolte, describing violent and sexual fantasies involving Hewitt. The actress wrote that she became more fearful of Nolte after he appeared at her mother's house in late December. (Source)
Stalking. That's such a loaded word. He just sounds like a big fan to me. I send Jessica Alba letters all the time and she hasn't overreacted and gotten a restraining order against me. The trick is to not leave a return address on the envelope. It also helps to use an alias:
Dear Jessica,
Here's a few more romantic pictures of my genitals.
Yours in eternity,
Don Juan
That reminds me, Valentine's Day is coming up. Does anyone know where I can get a cow's heart?
Ross McCall and Jennifer Love Hewitt in L.A. (8/18)
We finally have the reason Jennifer Love Hewitt
was dumped on Christmas Eve: too needy. A "longtime friend" of Hewitt's told the
Chicago Sun Times:
''Jennifer wears her emotions too much on her sleeve. She's too needy and often comes on too strong. I think the intensity of being with [Hewitt] finally is what scared off Ross.'' (Source)
If Jennifer's friend thought she was too needy before, wait until she sees her now: "I need cheesecake, fudge, and ice cream ASAP or so help me god I will cut you!" My prediction: by mid-April, JLH will find herself back at her old cruiserweight
physique. It's a shame, too. She was just starting to get into the kind
of shape that made her famous -- the shape where her chest actually
protruded further than her hips.
Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of Ghost Whisperer in downtown L.A. (1/6)
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I'm Not Obsessed]
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College Humor]
+
Sam Ronson is too nice to the paparazzi [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures Leave Me Speechless [Egotastic!]
+
Carmen Electra is a sex freak [Hollywood Tuna]
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Dlisted]
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Bastardly]
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The Blemish]
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Cele|bitchy]
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CityRag]
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Double Viking]
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