Jennifer Love Hewitt

Paparazzi photos from Monday, February 6

Jennifer Love Hewitt leaving a restaurant in Studio City (pics start here)

Holly Madison arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale arriving at Equinox gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Eva Longoria and her boyfriend Eduardo Cruz arriving at Miami International Airport (pics start here)

Paz Vega promoting L'Oreal during Fashion Week in Madrid, Spain (pics start here)

Model Georgia Salpa outside RTE studios in Dublin, Ireland (pics start here)

English singer Tulisa Contostavlos arriving at a recording studio in L.A. (pics start here)

Heidi Klum leaving Divino restaurant in Brentwood (pics start here)

Model Melanie Iglesias at the Maxim party at the Greenwich Village Country Club in New York (pics start here)

Channing Tatum and his wife Jenna Dewan leaving their hotel in New York (pics start here)

Lea Michele leaving Barney's New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl promoting One for the Money at the Hotel de Rome in Berlin, Germany (pics start here)

Mena Suvari shopping in L.A. (pics start here)

*105 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Loves Plastic

Jennifer Love Hewitt was spotted shopping for sex toys last week in Hollywood. Wait a minute, who was watching all of her cats at home? Mr. Snuggles must have been so lonely! From the New York Post:

Jennifer Love Hewitt was spotted shopping for toys at the Hustler store the other night on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles. Hewitt was solo and, according to our spy, "had a few pairs of thongs in her hand and was perusing the 'toys' section before making a purchase." Perhaps the actress was doing some research for her new role in the Lifetime series The Client List, in which she plays a Texas mom-turned-prostitute. Her rep didn’t get back to us.

The New York Posts' writers are either comedians or puritans, because nobody believes that J.Love needs to impale herself on dildos to research movies. There could be three reasons why Jennifer needs to buy enormous rubber penises:

1. Research for a Movie of the Week (yeah right)
2. Vagina is beat to hell (possible, but J enjoys the company of seemingly less well-endowed WASPs)
3. Power scissoring (when scissoring that special lady isn't enough, add a doubled-headed kidney masher)

My guess goes with 3, what's yours?

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, January 5

Jennifer Love Hewitt leaving a restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Vanessa Minnillo arriving at Good Morning America studios in New York (pics start here)

Ali Larter leaving a coffee shop in L.A. (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara shopping at a grocery store in L.A. (pics start here)

Rose McGowan leaving Le Pain Quotidien in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Meg Ryan leaving the Bel Air hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Eva Mendes arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Zooey Deschanel leaving a dance class in Studio City (pics start here)

Laura Dern and Diane Lane leaving a restaurant in Brentwood (pics start here)

Alyson Hannigan leaving the Andy Lecompte Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Benji Madden and his girlfriend Eliza Doolittle heading to lunch at Gjelina restaurant in Venice Beach (pics start here)

Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian watching the Suns vs. Mavericks game at American Airlines Center in Dallas (pics start here)

*122 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jarod Einsohn at the premiere of Disney on Ice: Toy Story 3 at LA Live (12/14)

Last month Jennifer-Love Hewitt's boyfriend, 27-year-old "actor" Jarod Einsohn, dumped her via text message. It was especially surprising considering that, when you're a no-name actor, it can only help your career to date someone famous -- even if they have that stink of desperation on them like Jennifer. Well the two were spotted acting like a couple of lovers in the night at the Disney on Ice: Toy Story 3 premiere in L.A. yesterday, so she somehow convinced him to take her back. "Thanks for letting me stick it in your ass," Jarod's Christmas card to Jennifer will no doubt read this year.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt at KIIS-FM's Jingle Ball Gifting Suite at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live (12/3)

Before KIIS-FM threw their annual Jingle Ball concert in Los Angeles on Saturday night, they invited a bunch of celebrities to a gifting suite before the show. Like Jennifer Love Hewitt, above. Guess which booth (mind you, they all feature giveaways of some kind) she seemed most happy at? Go ahead, guess. Hint: it involved a boneless breast of chicken seasoned to perfection, hand-breaded, pressure cooked in 100% refined peanut oil and served on a toasted, buttered bun with dill pickle chips.

*22 Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Love Hewitt at the 75th Anniversary of The Los Angeles Mission serving Thanksgiving Dinner to the homeless (11/23)

As they do every year, last week the Los Angeles Mission invited a bunch of celebrities to serve Thanksgiving dinner to the homeless and Gary Busey. Like Jennifer Love Hewitt, above. But I hope homeless people and Gary Busey don't like mashed potatoes. Because she couldn't find the strength to actually give them away. "These are mine! My taters! Shoo vagrant, shoo!"

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jarod Einsohn at the premiere of J. Edgar at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (11/3)

Jennifer Love Hewitt officially hit rock bottom in August when she made out with a reality star, so what does this count as? Rock rock bottom? From In Touch Weekly:

Jennifer Love Hewitt's latest boyfriend, 27-year-old actor Jarod Einsohn, has broken up with her — via text message, a source tells In Touch exclusively.

Despite having a dating-advice book, The Day I Shot Cupid, the 32-year-old actress has had a string of boyfriends that all seem to dead end in a breakup. In the past year alone, Jen Love has dated or been linked with Alex Beh, The Bachelorette’s Ben Flajnik and Jarod, and all those relationships abruptly ended. A source claims to In Touch, “She cannot keep a boyfriend. She is very overbearing, and if things don’t go her way, she becomes a diva and flips out.”

Jarod and Jennifer had been dating since August.

I'm starting to think that Jennifer has a problem, I'm just not sure it's her attitude. Sure, to the untrained amateur eye, the problem is her expanding and contracting gluteus maximus and gluteus medius muscles -- or in medical terms: the fart box. I know it's easy to imply that guys don't want to go to bed with White J. Lo just to wake up to Precious (an overstatement meant for cheap laughs), but there's something that we've avoided mentioning because it might be viewed as crass or rude. Is it possible -- I'm saying POSSIBLE -- that maybe the problem might simply be that Jennifer Love Hewitt's pussy stinks? Remember, I'm not saying that it does, I'm just asking the question. Who else has run through this many D minus-listers without getting hitched? Jamie Kennedy and the guy from The Bachelorette need all the career help they can get but they still jumped off the bandwagon as if it were set on fire. Or maybe she's a bitch.

*26 Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, November 19 and Sunday, November 20

Jennifer Love Hewitt out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kristen Stewart filming Snow White and the Huntsman in London (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara at the UK premiere of Happy Feet Two in London (pics start here)

Lake Bell arriving to GQ's "2011 Men of the Year" party at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Zachary Quinto out and about in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Gisele Bundchen and her son Benjamin out and about in the West Village of New York (pics start here)

Eva Longoria and her boyfriend Eduardo Cruz arriving at Miami International Airport (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde out and about in New York (pics start here)

Tara Reid leaving Beverly nightclub in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Calista Flockhart shopping in Brentwood (pics start here)

Rose McGowan leaving the National WWII Museum in New Orleans (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving Fred Segal in West Hollywood after promoting her "House Of Harlow" jewelry line (pics start here)

Emma Watson at the UK premiere of My Week with Marilyn in London (pics start here)

Blake Lively at the Gossip Girl 100th episode celebration at Cipriani Wall Street in New York (pics start here)

*119 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Love Hewitt at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 at Nokia Theatre LA Live (11/14)

I don't know what's gotten into Jennifer Love Hewitt lately, but she actually looked pretty decent last night in L.A. at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (wow, that just rolls off the tongue). There was a stretch earlier this year (see here and here) where I wouldn't have been shocked if she showed up to a big premiere like this wearing a shower curtain and some fuzzy bear slippers.

*21 Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Love Hewitt at the premiere of Like Crazy at the Egyptian Theatre in Hollywood (10/25)

Jennifer Love Hewitt must have read my post yesterday afternoon about needing to put a little more thought into her appearance, because she looked pretty damn good last night at the premiere of Like Crazy in Hollywood. "Oh yeah, I have tits!"

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