Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt in the Spring issue of The Stndrd

+ More of Hayden Panettiere in a bikini [The Superficial]

+ The 50 Worst Product Names Ever [Linkiest]
+ Bar Refaeli looking spectacular in a bikini [Celebuzz]
+ Fox Sports Girl of the Week: Kristine [Busted Coverage]
+ Miley Cyrus is braless [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Hilary Duff is a total MILF [Popoholic]
+ Holly Peers was built for lingerie [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Hot pale girls [Caveman Circus]
+ The latest in ridiculous Kim Kardashian maternity wear [moejackson]

+ Norway moves midterms so kids can attend Justin Bieber concert [Dlisted]
+ James McAvoy on Rosario Dawson's pubic hair [The Blemish]
+ Gig Dec is definitely one of my favorite new models [Guyism]
+ Sexy Romanian chick [Double Viking]

*20 Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Love Hewitt filming The Client List in L.A. (3/18)

Producers of The Client List have basically turned Jennifer Love Hewitt into the television version of Tom Cruise, and are having her run in every scene (an example from last month). And really, who can blame them? She's still running a solid 36C into the starting lineup everyday. In college basketball terms, she's a 12 seed in the first round of the NCAA Tournament. More times than not, she's gonna get beat by the more athletic 5 seeds (the Kristen Bells/Jordana Brewsters), but she'll occasionally pull the upset and let you stick it in her butt if you get her drunk enough. Err, something like that.

*35 Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Love Hewitt in The Client List

Jennifer Love Hewitt still thinks this is 1997 and I Know What You Did Last Summer was just released, because she told USA Today that she thinks her boobs are worth $5 million. Via the Daily Mail:

"I need, like, an insurance invitation," the amply-charmed 34-year-old said in a USA Today video. "If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,' I'd be like, 'Do it. Love it! Why not?' These things right here are worth $5 million!"

Oh boy, this is awkward. Look, Jennifer is fighting the good fight, but she peaked years ago. She's closer to 43 than 23. Is her rack nice? Well, sure it is . . . for a midday stripper who hasn't seen a Saturday night shift in months. $5 million insurance for those knockers is a bit excessive, even though the girls are holding up well. Jennifer should consider it a blessing that she even has breasts, unlike that North Korean rabble-rouser Lucy Liu. Boooo! Get out of our country, you breastless troublemaker!

*15 Jennifer Love Hewitt boobs pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, March 5

Jennifer Love Hewitt out and about in Manhattan (pics start here)

Amy Smart at a birthday party in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

Kim Basinger on the set of Grudge Match in New Orleans (pics start here)

Anne Hathaway leaving a store in Venice Beach (pics start here)

Kirsten Dunst out and about in Paris (pics start here)

Jenna Dewan leaving Earth Bar in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Halle Berry picking her daughter Nahla up from school in Studio City (pics start here)

January Jones arriving on a flight at Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris (pics start here)

Sophia Bush leaving a salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Emma Stone out and about in New York (pics start here)

Shailene Woodley on the set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in New York (pics start here)

Jessica Chastain and her boyfriend Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo out and about in Paris (pics start here)

*116 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Hawaii in 2007

Jennifer Love Hewitt says those infamous unflattering bikini photos taken of her in 2007 (above) made her even hungrier. Mmmmm, trans fats. From Shape:

[Jennifer Love Hewitt's] body hasn't always been bikini-ready -- she was famously criticized in 2007 after an unflattering photo of her at the beach surfaced.

"It was a horrible moment I hope to never relive," Hewitt [tells the new issue of Shape]. "The irony is, all it did was make me want to grab as much junk food as I could. I'd never been more hungry! I didn't just want a hot dog -- I wanted the entire hot dog stand!"

Well now I've seen everything. Just so I understand, Jennifer got hungrier -- which made her fat -- because those 2007 photos made her look like the Cloverfield Monster rising out of the East River? But if she was already fat, why would those pics make her fat? I'm calling this a Jedi Master mindfuck that would've made Obi Wan and Johnnie Cochran proud. Well, two can play this game:

Question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Trick question -- there's no answer because Jennifer ate them both back in 2007.

*15 Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Shape

Earlier this week, Jennifer Love Hewitt's Shape cover hit the internets, bringing new meaning to the term "photoshopped." And now here's another pic of "Jennifer Love Hewitt" from the magazine as well as some shots from her photoshoot. I never knew this before, but according to these pictures, when women reach the age of 33, their stomachs flatten and hips get smaller. God works in mysterious ways!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of The Client List in L.A. (1/31)

If pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt running were taken 10 years ago, the internets would have caught fire and shut down by now. But today . .  . well . . . that's a really sweet van behind her. Is that an Econoline? Great gas mileage.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of The Client List in L.A. (1/4)

+ Christina Milian almost naked on instagram [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Liv Tyler is cold (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ The Twilight guy peed on the carpet at the airport [The Blemish]
+ An ol' fashioned video game burnin'! [Source Fed]
+ This Victoria's Secret Swim video is a slice of heaven [Brobible]

+ Jessica Rafalowski just oozes sex appeal [Socialite Life]
+ Zooey Deschanel is just so cool [Evil Beet]
+ Naomi Campbell got mugged in Paris [Cele|bitchy]
+ Megan Fox finally joins twitter [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Stephanie Seymour still looking amazing in a bikini

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Jennifer Love Hewitt filming The Client List in L.A. (11/10)

If these pictures were taken 10 years ago, the internets would have literally ground to a halt. Now . . . that plant behind her is really nice. Is that a Sago Palm?

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, October 16

Jennifer Love Hewitt leaving UCLA Medical Center in L.A. (pics start here)

Katy Perry shopping in New York (pics start here)

Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (pics start here)

Erin Heatherton at the 2012 Golden Heart Awards in New York (pics start here)

Karolina Kurkova out and about in New York (pics start here)

Zooey Deschanel on the set of New Girl at the Los Angeles Zoo (pics start here)

Sarah Michelle Gellar picking her daughter up from school in L.A. (pics start here)

Kate Bosworth at a photocall for beauty and skincare brand SK-II at Myer in Sydney (pics start here)

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner shopping in Paris (pics start here)

Halle Berry leaving a grocery store in L.A. (pics start here)

Gillian Anderson leaving the Chopard dinner at the Little House in London (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried on her way to a salon in New York (pics start here)

*105 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: