Jennifer Lopez on the set of The Backup Plan in Pasadena (6/15)
J.Lo's "Sweetface" clothing line is being put on "hiatus" which is code for "production is ending because shit ain't selling."
FAIL. From
Us Weekly:
...the line will halt production with the spring 2009 collection, which is currently in stores. Still, Lopez -- who still has her flagship line, JLO by Jennifer Lopez -- plans to resurrect the brand at some point in the future.
"In light of new company strategies, we have decided to put the Sweetface line on hiatus while we prepare to reintroduce the brand in the near future with new messaging points and an entirely new fashion point of view," the company said in a statement.
Of course J.Lo's clothing line tanked -- there isn't much demand these days for pants that double as a parachute (with apologies to MC Hammer and his creditors). If J.Lo really wants to make some money, she should get into a field where she has some expertise: pest control (
click here to read more stories about Marc Anthony).
Jennifer Lopez arriving at her hotel in New York (4/23)
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Abbey Clancy Nipple Slip Pictures [Egotastic!]
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NSFW) [
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Chevy Chase is a pervert [Hollywood Tuna]
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Bastardly]
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+ Lessons in celebrity plastic surgery [
CityRag]
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A Socialite's Life]
+ Denise Richards talks funbags [
Yeeeah!]
+ A baby giraffe just because [
popbytes]
Jennifer Lopez at the Golden Globes in Beverly Hills (1/11)
J.Lo was
spotted again not wearing her wedding ring, this time at the Golden Globes on Sunday. But she has a perfectly valid excuse why she didn't have the ring on that doesn't have to do with divorce so quit talking about divorce nope definitely not getting a divorce. It clashed with her dress. Lopez told
In Touch Weekly:
"Every time I’m not wearing my ring, people think I’m getting divorced. That’s crazy! It just didn’t go with the dress. Divorce is not — and was never — an option."
Hey J.Lo, guess what I'm looking at on my wall right now. Yup, a college degree. And I didn't buy it off the internet. If we forget the fact that I blog for a living, I think that validates that I'm not completely retarded. That's who your comment was aimed at, right? Retarded people? It didn't go with the dress? Have you ever heard a lamer excuse than that? She might has well have said her dog ate it.
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony outside Luau restaurant in Beverly Hills (12/16)
An insider claims that Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony are set to announce their divorce next February after Marc's concert in New York. Both were
recently spotted without their wedding rings on. From the
New York Daily News:
"Marc and Jennifer are planning on announcing their divorce right after Marc's show at Madison Square Garden on Feb. 14," a friend of the couple tells us. "Jennifer is planning on joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven't been right for a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet farewell. They're definitely planning a clean break in February."
The couple, who have been married just over four years and are the parents of 10-month-old twins Max and Emme, renewed their vows in a surprise Las Vegas ceremony back in October, but sources close to the pair say that it didn't help, and that their relationship has been on a downward spiral in recent months. (Source)
Who didn't see this coming from a mile away? J.Lo's insufferable and Marc looks like a character out of the movie
Ratoutouille. You know who'll wind up being hurt the most by this power couples' divorce?
Max Emme The good folks at "Industrial Light & Magic" that do Marc's make-up.
Jennifer Lopez's marriage on the rocks
Us Weekly claims Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's marriage is on the rocks. Lopez showed up to last week's New York premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button without her wedding ring on and Anthony was spotted in Vegas the weekend before without his on. A friend of Anthony's told the magazine:
"He's very, very controlling of her. The skirts aren't as short. You don't see so much of that booty anymore."
A longtime friend of Lopez's added:
"She walks in from work, washes her hands and grabs the babies. With him, it's almost like, 'Ugh, they're crying again?' Jennifer looked around and said, 'This is my life now? I'm a Long Island housewife?' She hates that everything she worked for went down the tubes." (Source)
Damn right J.Lo. Those meddlesome twins ruined everything. If only there was a way to fix everything, a "sell the kids on the black market for their organs and then claim they were kidnapped by a highly organized pack of wild dogs"--type solution. Hey, don't give me that look, I'm just throwing it out there.
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez at the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in L.A. (12/8)
Jennifer Lopez kicking off her world tour in Athens, Greece (9/20)
I still can't believe J.Lo finished the mini-triathlon in Malibu last weekend. There's no fucking way. She had to cheat. Look at the back fat she was showing off during her concert in Greece this weekend. The only triathlon this fatty should be finishing is the breakfast-lunch-dinner circuit between McDonalds, Burger King, and In-N-Out.
[Daily Mail]
Jennifer Lopez almost drowns during triathlon
Remember that little story earlier about J.Lo finishing the Malibu Triathlon over the weekend? Remember that? Remember how you thought to yourself: J.Lo finished a triathlon . . . what the fuck? Oh hey, guess what:
Jennifer Lopez almost drowned while swimming through the Nautica Triathlon . . .The waves were to high for her as she started to submerge and was left missing for a couple of seconds until her trainer helped her out. When she reached enough depth where she could stand on her feet she gave a big smile showing relief. (From: Splash News)
I knew it. I knew that bitch didn't finish a triathlon by herself. I want to see some pictures of her during the bike part of the race. She had a tandem, didn't she? Or an engine. "I was barely able to finish the race when my bike ran out of gas at mile three."
