Jennifer Lopez

J.Lo is BFFs with Chris Brown

Because she thinks domestic violence is really awesome, here's a pic Jennifer Lopez tweeted of herself buddying up to convicted domestic abuser Chris Brown in the studio last week. Afterwards she gave Kim Jong Un a piggyback ride and then beat Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in a game of rock-paper-scissors. BFFs forever!!!

*3 Chris Brown pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Lopez in Miami (1/20)

In honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, J.Lo wore a bikini yesterday in Miami. But wait, Martin Luther King Jr. Day is today, not yesterday. She doesn't even know the day of the holiday? What a racist bitch!

*30 Jennifer Lopez bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, December 26

Jennifer Lopez at a Celebrity Football Game Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Relief in San Juan, Puerto Rico (pics start here)

Model Melissa Satta in Miami (pics start here)

Shia LaBeouf and his girlfriend Mia Goth at Descanso Gardens in Ventura (pics start here)

Amy Smart leaving a FedEx office in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Halle Berry and fiance Olivier Martinez out and about in Paris (pics start here)

Beyonce and Jay-Z leaving Bergdorf Goodman in New York (pics start here)

Charlize Theron on her way to a sushi restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jenna Dewan leaving a nail salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Alba shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Fergie and Josh Duhamel shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Hilary Duff out for lunch in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*111 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Lopez performing her Dance Again World Tour at The O2 Arena in London (10/22)

On the heels of her nip slip in Bologna, Italy two weeks ago, Jennifer Lopez again had a wardrobe malfunction during one of her performances, this time in London last night. What a treat for all the straight guy in the audience. Paul. I believe his name is Paul.

NOTE: To see the uncensored J.Lo nip slip pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*10 J.Lo nip slip pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Lopez performing at Unipol Arena in Bologna, Italy (10/12)

I don't know how I missed this, but Jennifer Lopez had a little wardrobe malfunction last week during her concert in Bologna, Italy. That is definitely the hottest 1/8th nipple I've seen today. Your move, Honey Boo Boo.

NOTE: To see the uncensored J.Lo wardrobe malfunction pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*10 J.Lo wardrobe malfunction pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Lopez's nanny and her twins Max and Emmy in Miami (9/1)

So Jennifer Lopez's nanny looks like this in a bikini. How long until she's fired? A week? A day? An hour?

*5 J.Lo nanny pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Lopez at the SLS Hotel in Miami (9/1)

Here's some more pictures of Jennifer Lopez spending the weekend in a bikini. I have to admit, as annoying as she is, she looks damn good for 43. Can you imagine what Lindsay Lohan is gonna look like at 43? Trick question -- no way she makes it. Junkie years are like dog years. 43 is equivalent to 301 in sober human years.

*30 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Friday, August 31

Jennifer Lopez lounging by the pool at her hotel in Miami (pics start here)

Jamie Campbell Bower on the set of The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones in Toronto (pics start here)

Jennifer Love Hewitt out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Emma Roberts leaving Fred Segal in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Tara Reid leaving Zuma restaurant in London (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio and her husband Jamie Mazur leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Gisele Bundchen out and about in Boston (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani leaving a doctor's appointment in L.A. (pics start here)

Geri Halliwell leaving her home in London (pics start here)

Kat Von D out for breakfast in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley launching her lingerie collection at Marks & Spencer in London (pics start here)

Matthew McConaughey returning back to his hotel in New York (pics start here)

Diane Kruger out and about in the St. Germain neighborhood of Paris (pics start here)

*101 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Lopez at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas (8/18)

Things are going really well between Jennifer Lopez and her 18-years-older boyfriend Casper Smart . . . and by "really well" I mean she's spying on him. So I guess not really well at all. From In Touch Weekly:

"Jennifer's been checking Casper's phone to see if he's cheating," a close pal tells In Touch.

And according to the friend, after hearing about Casper's secret visit to an exotic massage parlor during their July stay in NYC (which Casper has vehemently denied) -- even stopping by the shady venue the day before her 43rd birthday -- Jennifer is finding it hard to trust her man.

"She hates that she's spying but she can't help it," the friend tells In Touch.

But, says the source, the self-proclaimed hopeless romantic is trying hard to move on, and she is planning a family vacation for after her tour.

Oh boy, this is one of those things that makes my job hard to do. Men and women get so lovestruck that they can't see the forest for the trees (case in point Jennifer and Casper). Every once in a while, we at Celebslam have to turn on the bullshit filter that celebs need. Obviously Jennifer is totally into Casper -- she's clearly bankrolling his playa lifestyle. But she needs to understand that there isn't enough money or vacations or TV appearances in the world that will change the fact that Casper LOVES THE COCK. Look, we live in a day and age where you can see a man dressed as a clown get sexed to death by a horse painted as a zebra on your PC in the comfort of your home (email me if you want the link), but Casper is just soooo horny all the time that he'll risk exposure by going into a massage parlor? Come on, J.Lo, that's his way of saying he wants out of this relationship. How many clues does a girl need? Will moving in with Anderson Cooper be the straw that breaks the beard's back?

*25 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Lopez leaving Pastis in New York (7/22)

Did you hear the news? J.Lo has breasts.

*30 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery: