Jennifer Lopez


Jennifer Lopez leaving the Gansevoort Hotel in New York (7/10)

Who knew, but apparently Jennifer Lopez and Eva Longoria hate each other. J.Lo's trying to steal Eva's boyfriend Jose Antonio Baston because women are fucking evil like that. Still can't believe we let them vote. From Star:
Newly single Jennifer Lopez is back on the prowl for a new man, and Star has learned that her sights are set on Eva Longoria's boyfriend, Jose Antonio Baston. The 45-year-old singer threw girl code out the window when she was recently spotted on a dinner date with the Televisa network executive. Sources say that while a vulnerable Jen will go on a date with "just about anyone" at this point, her reason for picking Jose is extremely personal. Since photos surfaced of Eva, 39, sitting on the lap of Jen's then husband, Marc Anthony, in 2008, the two women have been involved in a bitter rivalry.

"Jen knows exactly what she's doing," reveals the source. "She wants to get under Eva's skin." And it seems to be working! The Desperate Housewives actress and Jose, 44, were spotted making their way through Heathrow airport on July 16 looking glum. (Print Edition)
If you had Jennifer Lopez and Eva Longoria fighting over you 15 years ago, you'd be consider the luckiest dude on the planet. Today, this guy probably feels like he's auditioning to be an extra on The Golden Girls. But don't get me wrong -- I wouldn't say "no" to either one of these chicks if I had a tube of Astroglide and a bottle of menopause pills on me. As the great philosopher Confucius once said: "The only time you want couple of cougars fighting over your meat is when you zookeeper".

*10 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, June 28, and Sunday, June 29

Jennifer Lopez doing a soundcheck for the 3rd Annual iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party in Miami (pics start here)

Candice Swanepoel at the Dior Homme Show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel at Lakeside Golf Club in Studio City (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson leaving Robeks in L.A. (pics start here)

Jeremy Renner leaving the Rise Movement Studio in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Christina Hendricks at the Los Angeles County Courthouse (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane leaving a doctors office in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rita Ora arriving at a recording studio in London (pics start here)

Jamie Lynn Sigler at The Club Monaco Store Opening in Southampton (pics start here)

Selma Blair at a the Studio City Farmer's Market (pics start here)

Katey Sagal shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Alba at a wedding at the Los Angeles County Courthouse (pics start here)

*120 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Jennifer Lopez's bikini selfie headlines the latest roundup of the sexiest social media pics of the week. Break up with your boyfriend. Get new tits. It's American as apple pie.

*64 social media pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jennifer Lopez
  • Stella Hudgens
  • Behati Prinsloo
  • Luci Ford
  • Demi Lovato
  • JoJo
  • Alyssa Arce
  • Alyssa Miller
  • Sofia Vergara
  • Michelle Jenneke
  • Erin Cummings
  • Emmy Rossum
  • Kelly Brook
  • Aly Michalka
  • Jasmine Tookes
  • Jocelyn Chew
  • Alyssa Arce
  • JoJo
  • Stella Hudgens
  • Alyssa Miller
  • Stella Hudgens
  • Adele Exarchopoulos
  • Charisma Carpenter
  • Sara Sampaio
  • Rosie Huntington Whiteley
  • Shay Mitchell
  • Hannah Davis
  • Sammi Hanratty
  • Jennette Mccurdy
  • Jocelyn Chew
  • JoJo
  • Bar Refaeli
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  • Behati Prinsloo
  • Sara Sampaio

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, March 27

Jennifer Lopez arriving to the set of American Idol in L.A. (pics start here)

Sophia Bush out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Taylor Swift leaving Whole Foods in New York (pics start here)

Elizabeth Olsen filming Avenger: Age of Ultron in Aosta, Italy (pics start here)

Tina Fey on the set of Tooken in New York (pics start here)

January Jones leaving Rite Aid in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Rosario Dawson arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Connelly at the premiere of Noah at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York (pics start here)

Jennie Garth leaving the Byron & Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Amanda Holden at the afterparty for the opening night of The X Factor musical I Can't Sing at One Marylebone in London (pics start here)

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

*113 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Jennifer Lopez on the yacht Utopia III in Miami (2/12)

Here's Jennifer Lopez on a yacht yesterday continuing the filming of the music video for We Are One, the official anthem of the World Cup. Is it just me, or isn't her ass bigger than that? Or has Kim Kardashian's ass skewed my perception of what constitutes a giant ass? Thanks a lot, Kim. Maybe next you can go to Children's Hospital and tell all the kids Santa Claus doesn't exist. Bitch.

*30 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jennifer Lopez Yacht Music Video 1
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Jennifer Lopez filming We Are One in Ft. Lauderdale (2/11)

Along with Pitbull and Brazilian singer Claudia Leitte, Jennifer Lopez donned her hottest hot pants and invaded Ft. Lauderdale yesterday to shoot the music video for the song We Are One, the official anthem of the upcoming World Cup in Brazil. 'Twas a day full of pelvic thrusts, bare midriffs, scantily-clad dancers, and general gaiety. Sounds entertaining. I can't wait to see what J.Lo has planned for the music video for the official anthem of the 2018 World Cup in Qatar: "Please Don't Throw Rocks at Me Because I'm Exposing My Bare Ankles Like a Western Whore." A little wordy, if you ask me . . .

*30 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jennifer Lopez Pelvic Thrust 1
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Jennifer Lopez arriving at a studio in Hollywood (9/15)

Jennifer Lopez is a diva bitch, you say? You mean the famous Jennifer Lopez? But she seems so humble and down to earth. From the National Enquirer:
[Before dropping out of the film The 33], J.Lo was set to play Maria Segovia, who made headlines when she pitched  a tent and waited endlessly for the miners, including her brother, to be rescued. "But the film also tells the stories of other wives, girlfriends and mothers who waited -- and Jennifer went nuts making sure no actress cast in those roles would be prettier, or have a sexier body than she does," said a source on the film.

"She kept going through hundreds of casting photos and whenever she spotted a female who looked too cute or sexy, she'd slash a big,black 'X' across their face with a Sharpie! The girl doesn't want any competition." (Print Edition - 10/14)
I hate to break it to you J.Lo fans, but this lady's been an asshole for a long time. Not only does she sabotage the careers of hotties looking for a break, but she also gives women with over-sized dumpsters the confidence to wear inappropriate clothing. She basically spawned Kim Kardashian. And, on top of that, she celebrates the lives of Eastern European killing machines. J.Lo is fuckin' hardcore, people. Anyone who crosses her better watch out or you might get a visit from her biggest fan, anti-social President for Life, Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow -- or as Jennifer calls him: pop pop.

*20 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jennifer Lopez Movie Diva 1
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Casper Smart in Calabasas (10/3)

Flynet says that's Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend Casper Smart "running some errands" in Calabasas a few days ago . . . *does quick search to find the last few months of Casper Smart pictures* . . . hmmm, I think I'm noticing a theme here. Hope J.Lo's offering medical and dental for being her bitch boy, Casper.

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Jennifer Lopez backstage at Dancing with the Stars studio in L.A. (9/16)

Remember when J.Lo's ass used to be a thing? And then Kim Kardashian and her ass came along, and it wasn't a thing anymore? Well those two should totally fight. And I only say that because J.Lo's from the Bronx and would totally punch Kim with some poor man's brass knuckles (a roll of quarters in her hand).

*10 Jennifer Lopez jeans pictures total in the gallery:

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Jennifer Lopez arriving at BBC Radio 1 studios in London (5/30)

Jennifer Lopez claims that she used to be "homeless" because she got into a fight with her mom and slept on a couch at a dance studio. Oh my gosh that poor poor thing. Was the air conditioner working? She told W magazine:
"My mom and I butted heads. I didn't want to go to college - I wanted to try dance full-time. So she and I had a break. I started sleeping on the sofa in the dance studio. I was homeless, but I told her, 'This is what I have to do.' A few months later, I landed a job dancing in Europe. When I got back, I booked In Living Color. I became a Fly Girl and moved to L.A. It all happened in a year."
A comfortable (albeit semen-covered) couch in a well-kept dance studio? That's what passes for homeless these days? Vagrants and scallywags don't score jobs dancing in Europe like J.Lo did -- they do charming things like sell tainted blood for cookies and shit on subway station platforms. I'm growing tired of J.Lo's phony "Jenny from the Block" persona. She's had a pretty sweet life, there's no need to rewrite the backstory. Take me, for example. I've never hidden my early life, full of throwing money at the help, boarding school in Vienna, and holidays in the most exclusive vacation spots in countries most of you can't pronounce -- the wheels came off the wagon only after I depleted the trust fund by throwing most of it at the help. Damn it, look at the time. I have a bus to catch, an office to clean, and a CEO to blow.

*20 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:

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